CRAPPY GAME REVIEWS 2011 - Going to be out of town for a day or two.

[MissingName]

LOL! I would rather consume an entire bottle of laxatives right before an important date instead of play that horrible piece of **** again.

Now I need to watch this.  There's a hammer on my desk, ready to be used in times of extreme bullshit.

EDIT:  Oh Christ, I can't even get 5 minutes in to this.

[Avnas]

I've returned from Sumatra, just need to send Drak the videos of the reviews and then he should put them up.

[Drakiyth]

Hello everybody,

I'm currently booked right now and are not accepting anymore game requests. I truly apologize. I have a ton of people waiting in line so your game won't be reviewed for a long time if I did add it to my list. I advise you send it to somebody below. Take a look at their reviews on my channel and pick somebody you would feel good with. Or, if you haven't seen somebody on this list review a game. Send them one.

- Drakiyth


Natako
Megakidicarus
Shippage on charas OR Shiftri on Youtube
PROGUY
Datriot
Xelights
Avnas
Markyjoe1990
Drenrin2120
johnnyd2

[megakidicarus]

i am awaiting a new game just note that i have life august1-june 5

[MissingName]

Jeez, it's not like half of your subscribers have sent you games or anything.

Just kidding!  How much room on your hard drive do all those crappy games take up?

[MarkyJoe1990]

Hello guys, Markyjoe1990 here.

Just letting you all know that I sent Shript Part 2 to Drakiyth already, and that the final part is on it's way to being sent to him as well.

[dragovainlord]

Hello guys, Markyjoe1990 here.

Just letting you all know that I sent Shript Part 2 to Drakiyth already, and that the final part is on it's way to being sent to him as well.

Shript is awesome.

[MarkyJoe1990]

Aaaaand they're up.

I wanted to make sure my first review on Drakiyth's channel left a good first impression, so I made sure the video and audio quality were good, and did tons of editting to cut out boring parts or backtracking (also to add in funny stuff). In terms of commentary, I definitely think I'll satisfy Drakiyth's fans.

Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zur2Vdj-JNo
Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jHTZXqYGxI
Part 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHHJj2n8a_o

For those of you who've seen my "Shitastic RPG Game Maker Theatre" series (Which you can find on my own channel), you'll be happy to know that I've polished up my commentary since then.

Please enjoy and give me feedback.

[MissingName]

did tons of editing to cut out boring parts or backtracking

Jesus Christ, thank you.  I hate LPers who don't and then don't say ANYTHING during said boring parts.

In terms of commentary, I definitely think I'll satisfy Drakiyth's fans.

Indeed.

[dragovainlord]

I've got a crappy games. who wants it?

[Avnas]

Drak, I sent you two videos, did you get them?

[MarkyJoe1990]

Finished my review of Pokity Poke by EliroX904.

I will be sending Drakiyth the video when I've finished compressing it.

Footage is entirely blind, meaning I have no prior knowledge of the game beforehand, so my reactions are all genuine first time reactions.

Video is 6 minutes long. The game was pretty short.

No jump cutting or editing was needed.

EDIT: Edited the video because I wanted to add something to the end of it. Video is now 7 minutes long.

[Potatoman4]

I just finished a Shript 2.
Almost completely unrelated to the other.
I hope MarkyJoe will find this one a bit more amusing and disturbing :>

[MarkyJoe1990]

... That game's going to haunt me for the rest of my life, isn't it? >___>'

Well, I trust you took the feedback I gave, so I anticipate what I can only assume is an improvement over the original.

[Potatoman4]

... That game's going to haunt me for the rest of my life, isn't it? >___>'

Well, I trust you took the feedback I gave, so I anticipate what I can only assume is an improvement over the original.

Yes...Improvement...
And it is very possible somethings from it will haunt you...