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You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
[...] but it tastes like soapy grandmas [...]
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Yeah so I'm pretty
I'm a fat-***
Fairly certain I'm just gonna' go deaf in that ear (not really).
Ah well. Things could be worse.
Yeah, who the hell is deaf in only one ear.Dude must be a raging ***hole.
My cousin was born deaf in his left ear. So he only buys those cheap headphones where only the right one works.