May 21st

[Grandy]

I was all out with a few friends. We were seriously considering what we should do in case the zombie apocalypse started. Some of us had some nice plans. One of the plans involved throwing the drunk guys (about half of the group) to the hordes, since they wouldn't be as useful, and then the non drunks would be able to survive.

 It's funny because last night I saw a (totally serious) documentary where people exploited the best plans to survive a zombie apocalypse.

 There was this guy who apparently never saw a single movie who said he'd take a knife a gun and go live in the woods. I'd expect the woods to be the least safe place, but hey what do I know.
 Anyway, apparently he trips there almost all weekends to train himslef for such an occasion, and has already a shelter with canned foods and ammo.

 As silly as the situation is, at least he's going outdoors and doing exercise. More so than me. >_>

[Archem]

I can't believe people actually committed suicide to this May 21st false prophecy.  I had a feeling Harold was just going to take the money and run. He's old as **** and probably lost his faith long ago and wants to live his bucket list.  What a douche bag. Or, he was bought out by the elite to scare the world a bit and make everybody hate Christianity even more. It's what the elite does best...

Who, exactly are these "elite", and why would they want to make Christianity hated? It just sounds like some sort of imaginary scapegoat thrown in to take the blame here.

[fruckert]

That and the fact that he didn't make any money from this.
In fact, he spent millions on an international advertisement campaign to promote awareness about this little failure, which is why everybody who wasn't part of his little group was laughing at him.

[drenrin2120]

I think the pastor was right on the money. But no mathematical calculation could have predicted this.

[Bluhman]

I was all out with a few friends. We were seriously considering what we should do in case the zombie apocalypse started. Some of us had some nice plans. One of the plans involved throwing the drunk guys (about half of the group) to the hordes, since they wouldn't be as useful, and then the non drunks would be able to survive.

This brings up the question as to why one would even want to survive any sort of apocalypse. I mean, really, think about it for a moment.

[Archem]

Oh wait.

Twice in one thread? Dren, you've missed your shot, and this is now officially old.

[drenrin2120]

damn. I gotta stop using my phone.

[WarxePB]

So it didn't happen, eh? Well, there's always October, and then December 2012.

[Natako]

I wonder how many more people will quit their jobs and spend all of their life savings as these dates approach...

[Prpl_Mage]

I won't accept the end of the world until I've played Diablo 3.
Should of course be more interesting and meaningful things I could do with my life... but that seemed like the most attractive one at the moment.

[Cerebus]

Yeah, came back from Camping. No Rapture or such. I'm so surprised, really.

[Valiere]

I think that Jesus came

GROSS

[Grandy]

GROSS

Yet somehow...

[MissingName]

Still waiting to hear what he has to say.  We think he died of a brain hemorrhage.

A 9mm brain hemorrhage.

[Archem]

I think that Jesus came

He's not alone there!

That's right, I'm just like Christ.