Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

[greenraven]

I notice this place is on a bit of a downward activity slope. So I thought I'd come entertain you folks by whoring myself out and peddling some of my wares. I offer you fine ladies and gentlemen a compilation of game reviews that I have written of the various years.

Browse around, if you see something you like just click on it and it'll take you straight to the review.

















































Another valuable service I can offer to tide over your boredom is a sanctified red light district. Semi-mature content for semi-mature people...

[Moosetroop11]

Love your emphasis on boobs XD

Sigma star saga looks kinda cool, actually. I never heard of it before.

[greenraven]

I am a proud citizen of the internet, it's almost a mandate I make an emphasis on the boobs! XD

Also, Lucas and I both know 2 artists that worked on Sigma Star Saga. *feels proud*

(Atooi did the background and I can't remember the name of the girl that did the character models. Stitchy? I think?)

[zuhane]

There's a tonne of games I've never heard of in there, so I'll probably check some of them out. Love your writing style!

[greenraven]

Yeah, I generally tend to focus on the obscure gems. I mean who wants to read another review of Call of Duty or God of War, right? I'd like to think that I offer people something new and different to experience than the same regurgitated crap. XD

[fruckert]

I have played three of these games.
Can any guess which?

[Archem]

Soul Calibur, Golden Sun, and Metroid?

[fruckert]

1 out of 3.
Metroid.

The other two are very random.
One in particular is probably going to make public perception of me go "what the ****"

[greenraven]

Princess Maker or Marble Cooking, definitely the WTF calibur games.

And I'd say X-com is the 3rd.

[zuhane]

I really wanna play X-Com. I have it on Steam, but there's no tutorial or anything like that.

[greenraven]

I really wanna play X-Com. I have it on Steam, but there's no tutorial or anything like that.

The classic legends are all hardcore (by today's standards), you don't get no stinking tutorials. You turn it on and just play. XD

[fruckert]

Never, played X-Com.
I have, however played Princess Maker, which is hard as ****.
And kind of cracked out.

The last one is Geist, which apparently only us two liked.

[Archem]

The classic legends are all hardcore (by today's standards), you don't get no stinking tutorials. You turn it on and just play. XD

I call bullshit on that. Those games came with goddamn textbooks. Those were your tutorials.

Also, a lot of the older games did **** like put questions or something into the games and stick the answers in the manuals just to piss you off. Or piracy protection, or whatever.

[Prpl_Mage]

Am I the only one who pick up a game and learn by doing? Some people seem to have trouble understanding the simplest thing such as HUDs, menu interfaces ect ect.

[fruckert]

That's good game design advice in general.

Think I'm going to do a game jam next month.
Sounds like fun.

Off topic.

And I prefer playing by doing.