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You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
It gets more awkward if you realize he's talking about someone he just paid to see naked.Also because we don't look anything alike. She's just asian.