Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool Walks in*

Looks at several drunk dancing wolly,flooding, and black idiots.*

Goes to drace*

Meiscool: And you said I sucked.....

Leave*

[Razor]

Razor: *with a broom, sweeping up the mess of an unthought-through post (no, not yours, Meiscool)* tsk tsk, its as if he didn't read the posts before he replied.
Warxe: No amount of
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Warxe*
Razor: I hope you intend to mop that blood
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Razor*
Bob Newhart: Did somebody call for a
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Bob Newhart*
Bob Newhart: YOU CAN NOT DESTROY ME! I AM INVINCIBLE! *grows 100 ft tall*
Drace: Right.
Bob Newhart: MUST. DESTROY. TOKYO. *leaves*
Odin: Hey, come back here! I'm not through killing you yet! *chases after*
Drace: Hmm.

[coasterkrazy]

CK: "Wow, I like what you've done with the place Razor."
Razor: *Sews his head back on* "Oh, thanks. Ugh, I gotta mop up all this blood...."
CK: "Yeah... ew..."

[Archem]

Wolly: You know what?
Razor: Uh... You're not allowed within 100 ft. of my house because of my new restraining order. So, no, I don't know, nor do I care.
Drace: I'm starting to get kinda sick of h-
Wolly: I'm getting a tricycle for Christymas!
DarkFlu: Uh... You spelled my name wrong.
Wolly: Or did I?
Odin: PASTEURIZATION!
Wolly: No. That's wrong. Go to your room and sit in a corner.
Razor: Wait... Something seems wrong...
Drace: Gasp! My spice cabinet!
And then DarkFlu stabs Odin in the neck.
Odin: Old beeeeaaaan!!! dead.
Drace: Oh my god! He killed Odin!
Razor: Plastic wrapped asterisk-ampersand!typo!
Wolly: No! I've rotted their brains! Now what will I eat?!

[Big_Duke]

*Santa Walks in*

Santa:HO HO HO

Razor:Get outta my house you drunk fatty!

*Santa Runs out crying*

Razor:THIS IS MY HOUSE!!

[Razor]

Later that day, Santa died of cancer.
AND ALL THE CHILDREN CRIED. AND ALL THE PUB GOERS LAUGH.
STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB. NO MORE CHILDREN.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Shinotebasiiackh: Get me a drink, bartender.

[Archem]

Wolly: Wait... A.... Minute.... There's no bartender. Hell, there's not even a BAR!
Razor: Oh yeah? Well, there is now!
A bar appears in the basement. DarkFlood and Darkfox walk into the bar, which is dumb, because you'd think one of them would have noticed the other one get hit...
Razor: Hahaha!
GAME OVER

[Razor]

Meanwhile, Meteor is summoned and is heading towards the planet with the fury of Jesus.

[Drace]

Meiscool: You know, I was walked into my parents room and saw my two dads making out followed by the nasty.
Drace: Yeah, uhmm... I'm going outside now to play catch with the meteor.
Razor: Me too.
Grandy: Count me in!
Archem: Was it hot?

[Razor]

Grandy: Wow, that meteor is pretty huge. Too bad it's going to kill us all.
Razor: Not necessarily. I mean, yes, yes I do.
Drace: Does it have anything to do with the only rocket on Charas?
Razor: Well yeah. We are going to get in it, and go into space until it kills us all. I mean, until the meteor kills everyone. Then we come back and we'll be alright.
Drace: The only rocket on Charas?
Razor: Yes.
Drace: That rocket? *points to a large rocket already in air*
Razor: Aww motherf--
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Warxe: All systems engaged?
Meiscool: Yep, dis shizzle be happnin'
Warxe: Don't make me eject you out of this thing.
Meiscool: Alright...
Archem: Hay guys I did find the food supply. And a lot of porn. Whoever's rocket this is had a whole lot of porn on it. What's the deal?
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Razor: -CK!
Drace: What is it?
Razor: I just remembered I left something very important on that rocket.
Drace: What?
Razor: My p-- uh... car keys.
Grandy: You don't have car.
Razor: YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL.
Grandy: *sniff*

[coasterkrazy]

CK: *pats Grandy on the shoulder* Aw, he didn't mean it...
Grandy: Ok... well...
Razor: Ok, enough, I need to get my car por-- uh... corn... par... car keys back.
CK: What was that Razor?
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Warxe: Are we clear to go, Meiscool? ...Meiscool?
Meiscool: Whoa, look at her! Are those real!? Holy-
Warxe: MEISCOOL! If you see that and die now you will never get to see it again. BUT if we live now you can look at it all you want later.
Meiscool: *sigh* Fiiiiine...
Archem: OMG look bran muffins!
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Razor: Uh... I need... my car keys...
CK: Oh, ok.
Grandy: What's taking them so long!?

[Razor]

*The rocket goes out of orbit and into the night sky*
*MEANWHILE ZOMG METEOR IS RIGHT THERE*
Razor: Well I don't see a way out of this.
Grandy: I do...
Drace: You do?
Grandy: OR DO I?
Drace: That's really not helpful.
CoasterKrazy: You know I'm still here.
Razor: Holy Jesus!

[Archem]

Archem: Well, see you guys in a few hours! I got some "business" to take care of... yeah...
Meiscool: Can I watch?
Archem: NO! This is between ME and GOD!

A few hours later...

*Flushing sound*
Archem: *Whistle whistle whistly-whistly whistle*
Warxe: Please... Tell me that the bathroom is the same color it was when we got here.
Archem: Well, I'm not going to lie to you-
Meiscool:He covered the wall with watered-down, warm, vanilla ice cream! My favorite!!!
Warxe: OH NO! You DIDN"T!
Archem: Shh.
Pause.
Archem: Now that I've "squeezed one out", what's the plan to avoid smashing into the moon?
Warxe: What ARE you talkin' about?
Archem: Notice that large rock in front of us?
Warxe: Why, no, it never occured to me.
Meiscool: Guys! You've GOT to try this! It's DELICIOUS!!!
Archem: Hmm...

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Razor: They ARE trouble makers!
CK: I love this closed-network, last thing before armageddon programming! Truly outrageous!



Wolly: Now that I'm done "squeezing one out", What have I missed?

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool: ZOMG it's pretty!
Warxe: The Meteo.... God damnit Meiscool, look at the ******* Meteor!
Archem2: Time for me to say something completely random!
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Razor: Ok guys, here's the pot, I've got 45$ that Meiscool dies.
Grandy: I'll take that bet, he's not that stupid.....
Drace:.....
CK: .....
Razor: .....
Grandy: Wah? Was it something I said?