Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Srubba dub dub.....

*Drops soap*

MIC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Maty: Pick of dat soap buddy.
MIC: That's ok... I was just finished
Maty: Did you get behind your ears?
MIC: Yes
Maty: Did you wash your feet real good?
MIC: Yes
Maty: Did you put soap on your hands and wash them?
MIC: ..... No
Maty: Then bend over, pick it up, and wash your hands
MIC: *Tear forming in his eye* Yes sir.....

[Razor]

I honestly have no idea how to follow that up. Really.

Warxe: *summons*
Xen: *crushes*
Red: *stupids*
Drace: *statements*
Razor: *gives up*

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: Well, I'm just baffled, so I'ma go and save MeIsCool and those other guys.
Razor: Ok.
Warxe: Fine.
Drace: Sure.
Red: Yar.
Bluhman: So none of you are coming with me?
Razor: No.
Warxe: No.
Drace: No.
Red: Niet.
Bluhman: You all suck. *Leaves*

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Maty: Awright. Now dat you guys are all clean now, it's time for COMMUNITY SERVICE!

*Everyone gets in a big ol' policevan and drives off. Closeby, a monowheel with a freshly baked Bluhman begins to follow. The Bluhman draws a sword, a gun, and a sword tied to a gun all with a swift motion that some virgins would be shocked at.*

[coasterkrazy]

CK: Look out the window! A freshly baked Bluhman is coming to save us!
MIC: Hey, have you ever thought what's a Bluhman anyway? Like, is it some guy whose tongue is swollen so when he talks all he can say is "bluh" or something like that?
Archem: *cough*SeriesOfUnfortunateEvents*cough*
MIC: Uh... um... no... I... uh... never even heard of it before... yeah...
KS: Yeeeeaaaaaaahhh, I'm still drunk. *hic*
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Razor: Um, so... what else is new?
Red: I got a new dress yesterday.
Razor: Uh... heh, that's right I did say you wore dresses... so, I mean really what else is new?
Red: I got a new dress.
Razor: Seriously!
Red: I am serious!
Grandy: I wonder how this is gonna end...
Drace: My money's on Razor...

[Meiscool-2]

CK: Hey, where are we going anyway?
Maty: You heard me, COMMUNITY SERVICE!
MIC: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't bare to help other people!

*Just then a giant sized Waffle made of Lard comes into the seen*

LardWaffles: BluhBagle, I challenge you!
Bluhbagle: Fine
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Red: See, now doesn't that look pretty
Razor: Wait a second.... how the hell did you convince me to wear a dress?
Grandy: Cough it up Drace.

[Kinslayer]

Ks *after goin' under a... FEW cups, yes, he's drunk again*: "Guy... I don't know what'sh going on any*hicups*more... let's just drrrrrink!!!!"

[Archem]

Archem: Dammit! Red bought the same dress I bought! Now what will I wear to fancy dinner parties?
KS: BOOZE!
Grandy: Hehe... Boobs!
Blackbeard: Yarr!
Razor: Hey! You have to post a welcome thread first! You're...
BANNED!!!!!!!!!!
Blackbeard: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...!
Archem: Wow. That's some powerful banning.
Razor: Thankee. I try to do my best. Or worst.
DarkFlood resurfaces.
Darky: Hi guys! I'm back!
MIC: No you're not.
Darky: Oh. I thought I was...
Razor: Wait... Weren't you just in jail?
Darky: Me? Nah!
MIC: I believe he was talking about me. And, yes, I was. But now I'm helping people.
Razor: Oh really! And here I thought you hated helping people! So what are you helping to do?
MIC: I'm helping them commit suicide! This is the most fun I've ever had helping others!
Archem: Grrr! I can't figure out how to work this suicide machine!
MIC: Excuse me, I sense that I'm needed...

MIC goes to help the reincarnation of Kurt Cobain.

[Razor]

*later*
Everyone is doing nothing in the pub. Kinslayer is sober, or at least he says he is. Absolutely noone cares. DarkFlood is nowhere to be found, and is not being looked for. But then...
Meiscool: *enters* Hey guys, look what I got!
KC: *Kurt Cobain walks in* Whotf are you lot?
Archem: Wow, you actually did it!
Razor: Rar rar whatever.
Grandy: I probably could care.
CK: At least I'm not a squirrel.
Meiscool: So, can you imagine the way the world will change, now that I've resurrected Kurt Cobain?
Archem: Hey, you said you were gonna reincarnate him.
Meiscool: SILENCE!!! *points at Archem2. Nothing happens*
Razor: Hey Kurt-
Kurt: God you're hideous.
Razor: Your girlfriend has become a drunken old drug user!
Kurt: Nuffin's changed then?
Grandy: He's got you there, Razor.
Razor: Dude shut up.
Kurt: Why am I still here? I'm gonna watch some TV. *switches on a brand new [STRIKE]stolen[/STRIKE] flat screen high definition 208 inch plasma TV that was just lying around. Changes the channel to MTV*
Kurt: WTF is all this ****?
Razor: Oh, that's rap. And hip hop. It's this generations music.
Kurt: OH GOD *shoots self in the head*
Meiscool: OH GOD YOU MADE HIM KILL HIMSELF AGAIN!
Grandy: Heheheh, can you blame him?
Meiscool/Razor: Dude shut up!
Grandy: FINE THEN. Why don't I just go drink rat poison?
Razor: Well I've been putting it in the beer.
Warxe: *dies*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*enters with some new friends*

MMB : hey mtv.. wait.. is that rap?! omg.. *sigs*..
razor : its this generations music..
MMB : oh great.. -_- anyway.. im thirsty gimme some beer!
beer : come get me yourself you lazy arse
razor : omg.. i think the rat poison has a strange effect with beer..
MMB's friend : rat poison? in beer? OMG!!! *dies*
MMB : great..... err.. im bored.... WHO WANTS A PIZZA!!

[Razor]

*Several men in black suits walk in*
MIB1: Hello. We're from the Capital Letters. We're going to have to take this man away.
*two guys grab MMB and walk out the door, MMB kicks and screams*
*a forth guy drags MMB's friend out*
*a fifth guy gives everyone a business card*
Drace: *reading card* Punctuation. Grammar. Respect these, or we'll break your legs.
Grandy: Hey cool, they have a website.
Drace: With live webcam feed!
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*hours later, everyone gathers around a computer to watch MMB have his legs broke. hilarity ensues*

[Archem]

Archem: I know how THAT feels!
A man in black comes in and punches Archem in the crotch.
Archem: AAARRRGHGHGH!!!!
MIB: That's for what you just said right now.
The man in black leaves.

[coasterkrazy]

Razor: Hahaha, oh man this is a riot!
CK: I never really knew the guy...
MIC: yeah me niether;..
Drace: You just used bad punctuation, spelling and grammar!
*After finishing with MMB, the MIB look up at the webcam and point, which happens to be right in MIC's direction*
*Minutes Later*
Meiscool: *Being dragged out* I swear, I didn't mean it! pleaeeze!!!
MIB: Again! We will need to give you a special treatment...
Grandy: Wow, I wonder who it'll be next.
CK: Yeah, this is like Survivor or one of those other fixed reality shows where people get voted off.

[Meiscool-2]

CK: Oh noes; I been hacked'ed and me are talking weird-like!
*MIB leaves MIC alone and kills CK, then they kill themselves for making a vital mistake in a previous post posted by a member somewhere*

[Razor]

Then a foolish mistake is made. Someone divides by Zero. Razor suspects Drace, but Drace accuses Archem. A large portion of Charas is destroyed by a black hole, the direct centre of it being the pub.

In the antiuniverse, surrounded by white and nothing, the pub goers appear and float around a bit. Then the pub appears too.

Razor: Damn it Drace!
Drace: I'm telling you, it was Archem!
Archem: Not true!
Meiscool: Gah.
Warxe: Well, I'm gonna enter the pub for some No G drinking.
The others agreed, and entered. Noone questioned any oxygen related mishaps.

[Archem]

And then MIC explodes. And Drace implodes. And Grandy... imex-plodes?
Archem: Whew glad it warn't me's!?
The interdimentional men in black show up...