Charas Pub

[Archem]

Originally posted by Meiscool

quote:

Originally posted by Moosetroop11 Duke: My posts are hilarious! The planet: *Finally gives up and crumbles to dust*

XD!!!!!!

Archem: I'm not descended from THAT. I'm quite clearly a ghost of sorts. And definitely not a human ghost!
Razor: You know, I've been wondering about that...
Duke: SHUT CHYER DIRTEE PAI-HOLE!!!
D'arrr!kFlood: Pi is aproximately 3.1415927...
Scarface Larry: Heey! I enjoy speaking of pies! Let's have a look in on the conversation!
Drace: I like ponies!
Grandy: Plastic gummi bears?! That's just crazy! >.> <.< NUMNUMNUMNUMNUM*!!!
Razor leers at Count 50 Archem.
Razor: DIE!!!
Archem: BLAM!!! *dies**sorta...*
Razor: That's what you get for posting this... this...
MIC: Rubbish?
Razor: Yeah. Rubblish.

*Eating noise

[Big_Duke]

Duke:*Does a Riverdance*

Everone:0_o
Planet:0_o
Anything else:0_o

[X_marks_the_ed]

--NOTE: Remember, I am still in the future.--

*Ed looks around. No charas members are around.*

Razor: "Hello, welcome to the Charas Pub!"
Ed: "WTF? You're supposed to be in past!"
Razor: "I can defy the laws of physics."
Ed: "Oh yeah, I forgot."
Razor: "I guess we're the only ones here."
Ed: "'Yup."

**Long pause.**

Razor: "I'm bored." *Disappears.
Ed: "This post could use some more randomness."

*ed goes to the county store, which is now a Nazi camp.*

Hitler (Drace): "Thanks to my cloning machine, and my English tutor, we shall take over this new land. We shall bend it to our will and make it ours! We shall call it...   Sharas."
Stalin (Razor): "Lolololol."
*Razor spots bacon in Hitler's hand.*

[Drace]

Drace: *sniff* *sniff* I smell nazi jokes...
Razor: It's just Ed who's making them.
Drace: Blargh! He's ruining it! To the batmobile!

TudutudutudutuduTudutudutudutuduTeneteneteneteneTenetenetenene  Batman!!!!

Narrator: And now for something completely different.

[Meiscool-2]

*MIC Kills present Ed.*

Everyone: Yay

*Furture Ed dies as well*

Planet: Yay

[X_marks_the_ed]

Deep inside hell....

Satan: "Ed? I wasn't expecting you for six months choking on food."
Ed: "I cracked a Nazi joke."
Raffles: "Honey. Come back to bed."
Satan: "Not now, dear."
Raffles: "You don't love me anymore!"
*Runs off crying.*
Satan: "I have business to take care of."
*Presses a button and Ed is brought back to life.*
Meiscool: "I killed you!! How are you... why..." *Head explodes*
Earth:  



*Future Ed chokes on a chicken bone.*


 *Warxe's Ghost appears*
Grandy's Ghost & Red: Welcome to the club.
Grandy: Wait... Aren't you immortal?
*Warxe's Ghost disappear, Warxe's Body start to move*
Warxe: Yes, I am.
Grandy's Ghost: Well, I think you're out the club... Did you learn the meaning of life?

[Grandy]

Grandy's Ghost: ....I'm dead again? What happened? I must have had some serious case of amnesia, reading the posts I see I did lots of thing sI don't remember doing!
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother: (same as grandy but with black hair) Well, well, little brother, it seems my plan to make you forget who you are and take your place is working perfectly!
Grandy's Ghost: Making me forget who I am wont help you get my place.
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother: Don't try to confuse me, I know exactly what are you plotting, I know every move of your... because I told you them in the first place!
Grandy's Ghost: No you didn't.
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother: Gah! I see you saw throug my acting, well, then, farewell, my brother, I'll get you yet! *throws a smoke bomb and disappears*
Grandy's Ghost: Why would he want my place as a ghost, anyway?
Ghostclown: It's fun once you get used to it.
Grandy: Ya, sure it is...... WHY AM I ALIVE AGAIN?!
Ghostclown: You see, people die 'cause they don't want to, when you though death was fun, you un-died.
Grandy: So I'm a zombie now?
Zombieclown: No, I am.
Grandy's Ghost: WTF?!
Zombieclown: I though how dead was boring, so I swiched places with you.
Grandy's Ghost: That is unfair.
Zombieclown: I though you wanted to be dead.
Grandy's Ghost: I do. *un-dies*
Zombieclown: Well... Ther's no one for me to take the place for now. I should implode soon. *does so*
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost: Haha!
Grandy's Ghost: What are you doing here? And why are you dead?
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost: Fool! You couldn't see though my disguise?! I'm... GHOSTCLOWN!
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Grandy: Ya, and you're dead too.
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: It's all part of my plan to take over your place!
Grandy: How?
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: Just wait and see... wait and see...... *disappears*
Grandy: Well, then, Razor, gimme a beer..... Razor?
Razor: *is dead*
Grandy: Woah, who could have done this?
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: Don't you see?! IT WAS YOU! YOU HAD TO KILL HIM TO TAKE HIS PLACE AMOUNT THE LIVINGS! I AM NOT THE EVIL TWIN, YOU ARE!
Grandy: *falls down on his knees and looks up* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *camera slowy going away from his head, spining*
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: Ha! Now that yoiu're the evil twin, I am the original! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gets hit in the head by a empit beer can*
Warxe: *drunk* I'm trying to sleep here.
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: No! Beer can, my only weakness! Curse you Warxe, CUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOU! *fades*
Grandy: *gets up* Well, everything is alright.
Red: Razor is still dead.
Grandy: Shaddap, you weren't on the last 20 pages, it's no now that you'll start appearing again.
Red: *cries*

[Archem]

Archem: Well, since things are back to normal, do I get to keep this cool cape and fly bling?
Drace: No, you'll just stereotype like hell with those.
Razor's Corpse: He's right, you know.
Archem: Yeah, but they were pretty cool.
MIC: And so was your death a few posts back.
Archem: Many good points. But here's the clencher: what about Razor's bacon?
Razor (Uncorpsified): !0_o!
Razor flies off. Like some sort of rocket man. With, of course, the entire pub in tow.
Grandy: Aww... Why do WE have to always get dragged into his convoluted bacon-based schemes?
Bluhman: It's a plot device.
All: *blank stares*
Bluhman: I haven't said anything in a while. Or moved in a while. Or used the toilet. Or breath.
Bluhman takes a deeeeeeep breath.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Reads Grandy's post* What... the hell?
Meiscool: That's what i call random.
Grandy: *Talking to a toothbrush* Nooo! You were the chosen one!

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed pulls a giant scoreboard out of the ground.*
Ed: That's it!! It's time to teach you maggots whose boss. The scoreboard is the boss. It will judge you using points. By doing things it likes, you will get points. By page 240 in this thread, whosoever has the most points wins.

Scoreboard: Moosetroop-0, Grandy-0, Razor-0, Drace-0, Meiscool-Dead, Archem-0, Duke-0.

Ed: Any questions?
MT11: Why are we doing this?
Ed: Because I say so.
Grandy: We don't have to follow your orders.
Meiscool: It says I'm dead. I'm not dead.
Ed: If it says you're dead, YOU'RE DEAD!!
Meiscool: But I'm not.
Ed: Are you going against the scoreboard's orders?
Meiscool: Yes. Yes I am.

*The scoreboard then grows legs 50 feet high. It pulls them out of the ground and squashes Meiscool.*

Ed: That'll learn ya not to deny the scoreboard.
*Drace raises hand.*
Ed: Oh my shiny glory! A real question!
Drace: Can I go to the bathroom.
Ed: Can't it wait?

*Grandy raises his foot.*

Grandy: Apparently not!
Ed: Fine. Go.

*Drace runs to the bathroom in the pub.*
*Archem raises hand.*

Ed: Yes, Archem?
Archem: How do we get points?
Ed: By doing...

*Turns to see Drace going on the scoreboard.*

Ed: No!!
Scoreboard: Moosetroop-0, Grandy-0, Razor-0, Drace-20, Meiscool-Dead, Archem-0, Duke-0.
Ed: -.-'

[Drace]

Drace: Does it like oldtimer-jokes too? *points at monkey at his shoulder*
Ed: I dun.. *gets poop thrown in his mouth*

Drace-50

[Razor]

Razor: *climbs up Sign and paints 240 next to his own points*
Ed: You can't do that!
Razor: You can't stop me!
Drace: He's right you know.
Ed: Oh shut up.

[Archem]

Archem: *farts. Loudly*
Scoreboard: -75
Archem: Damn. I should get some potato salad.
Scoreboard: -70

[Drace]

Drace: *pees in a potato salad and gives it to Archem*
Archem: *eats it all up*

Drace - 550

Drace: Hey Archem, I took a piss in that salad.
Archem: O_O

Drace - 600
Archem - 60

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed climbs up the scoreboard and chips off the paint Razor used.*
*While nobody's looking, he hacks the sign to set drace down to 200 points. He also hacks to give himself 200 points.*
*Razor pushes a button labeld "you have been PWNed."*
*Two police officers climb up the board and arrest Ed.*

Ed: I'm not hiding marijuana!
Cop: We never said you did.