Charas Pub

[Grandy]

 Grandy: I don't think it is the new members who made it worse, I think it's because the old ones are gone. I mean, Xen aways put us in the funny situations, Red did all the nonsense stuff, and Warxe had about 6-7 characters to help him in his jokes.

[Razor]

I'd be lying if I said that didn't make me literally lol, Meiscool.

Razor: So, Xen, Red and Warxe were making it better then, eh? Well, I have a plan. A plan so ingenius, if you had a thousand super intellegent monkeys typing on super intellegent keyboards for a thousand years, the end result collaborated into a super intellengent coffee table book with a mind of its own would still not be able to comprehend the super intellegence of my ingenius plan. This plan is so super intellent that if-
Drace: You're not thinking of kidnapping Xen, Red and Warxe and making them post in here again are you?
Razor: *narrows eyes* ....No, but if you'll excuse me, I have to go now. I'm going to... kidnap Lenny and Carl. *rushes off*

Meiscool: Wait, who did he say?

[Meiscool-2]

*Razor's sitting in  on of the pub's many work cubicals*
Archem: Razor, package for you.
Razor: Thankyou Archem.
*Opens*
Razor: A phone! SWEE-
Phone: Ring ring.
Razor: -T... huh?
Phone: Ring ring.
Razor: *Answers* Hello?
Meismorpheus: Hello Razor.
Razor: Who is this?
Meismorpheus: That's not important. Do as I tell you or you will die.
Razor: Huh? Ok, right.
Meismorpheus: Good. See the man in black that just came off of the staircase?
Razor: Who, Bluhman? Yeah, I see him
Meismorpheus: Yes, Bluhman wants to kill you.
Razor: He does!? Well, what do I do?
Meismorpheus: You need to follow my instructions to get out alive, understand?
Razor: Yeah.
Meismorpheus: The cubical across from you is empty... go now!
Razor: Right now?
Meismorpheus: Yes you moron, now!
Razor: I dunno, I mean, shouldn't I ju-
Meismorpheus: GO you IDIOT!
Razor: *Goes* OK *Runs into Bluhman's legs*
Bluhamn: Oh, hello you silly fool.
Razor: Dude, I don't think he wants to kill me.
Meismorpheus: Don't be fooled, he's just trying to deceive you!
Razor: Bu-
Meismorpheus: JUST GET TO THE NEXT GOD DAMN CUBICAL!!!
Razor: *Goes again* Ok, I'm there.
Meismorpheus: Good, now, run to that open window there.
Razor: The open one?
Meismorpheus: Yes, that one.
Razor: Ok, I'm there.
Meismorpheus: Oh, Bluhman has stationed his Bluhmen on the stair case, your only way out is to climb the ledge of the window to the windows of the stair case.
Razor: *Gets on ledge, looks down, cries* I can't do it!
Meismorpheus: Just a little farther!

Drace: I still think that they blow.
MT11: Suck!
Drace: BLOW!
MT11: Suck!
Drace: Why don't you just quit? Nobody but you thinks that they suck.
MT11: Razor does.
Drace: *looks at Razor*. Dude, look at him. He's outside in the blizzard, on a window edge, crying like a little baby, holding a phone with one hand.
MT11: My gawd. You're right! He's a crazy ****!

Meismorpheus: Just a few more steps!
Razor: I'm in!
Meismorpheus: Good job. Now, just turn on the lights.
Razor: *turns on the lights*
Everyone: Suprise!!!!
Razor: huh?
Everyone: Happy Birthday Razor!
Razor: WTF? Todays not my birthday!
Meiscool: Huh?
Razor: Yeah, it's Ned's birthday, not mine.
Meiscool: Oh.... Well, I guess you'd best be going back to your cubical then.
Razor: Yeah. *Walks away*
Meiscool: Wait, hey Razor!
Razor: Yeah?
Meiscool: Can you take this phone-shaped package to Ned?
Razor: Sure. *Walks out* Hey... wait a minute!

[Tomi]

Tomi: Woah! We have cubicals?!?!
Meis: Yes, but you don't get one, because you aren't a regular customer.  You get a chinese takeout box.
Tomi: Uhh, ok... *picks up box*
Box: *a splode*
Everyone: *flies backs*
MT11: *picks nose*

The chinese takeout box explodes, leaving a little metal box inside.  The metally thingy transfroms into a giant mecha Bluhman.  
MechBluhman: Goodbye you silly fools.
Razor: ZOMG!

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Tomi
The chinese takeout box explodes, leaving a little metal box inside.  The metally thingy transfroms into a giant mecha Bluhman.  
MechBluhman: Goodbye you silly fools.
Razor: ZOMG!

ROFL LMAO!!! XD!!!!!111one!billionityone! *Shoot's self*

[Archem]

Originally posted by Meiscool
Drace: *looks at Razor*. Dude, look at him. He's outside in the blizzard, on a window edge, crying like a little baby, holding a phone with one hand.

Archem: *lols* *literlally*
MIC: Whoa, hey, it wasn't THAT funny...
Razor: *sniff* I thought so... By the way, I have frostbite across my entire right arm  and three copies of Diablo... could someone help me out here?
Ed: Yoink! *grabs two of the three copies of Diablo*
Archem: Well then... um... remember those aliens what done stole your bacon, Razor?
Razor: What?! I can't 'ear you!
MIC: Apparently, his inner ear was affected by the frostbite.
Razor: APPARENTLY MY INNER EARS WAS INFECTED BY THAT FREEZEBITE!!!
Archem: He seems slightly braindead, too...
Grandy: Yep. cold temperatures and monthly WoW fees can really do a lot to a body...
Archem: *looks around at the Texas landscape and notices that WoW isn't on his desktop* I wouldn't know...
Ed: So... Let's sail my pirate ship to the Grand Line, but stop for bacon on the way!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Eats both the red and the blue pills*
Meismorpheus: What-NO!
MT11: *Turns into a fire hydrant*
Tomity: We loose too many chosen ones that way.

[Tomi]

Originally posted by Meiscool

quote:

Originally posted by Tomi The chinese takeout box explodes, leaving a little metal box inside.  The metally thingy transfroms into a giant mecha Bluhman.   MechBluhman: Goodbye you silly fools. Razor: ZOMG!

ROFL LMAO!!! XD!!!!!111one!billionityone! *Shoot's self*

Thank you.

Tomi: Now that Meisdead is dead, and moose is a firehydrant, what happens now?
Razor: We drink!
Grandy: Right... uh, whats in this stuff?
Razor: Oh, just some sort of pill I found in Moosetroop's room.
Tomi: It does give it a tangy zip...
*Poof*
Grandy & Tomi: *turn into dogs*
Tomidog: I have the sudden urge to pee on Moose...

[Meiscool-2]

Meismorpheus: What if we could end the battle today? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?
Tomity: Yes, but now we need to find a new choosen one.
Meismorpheus: Yes. Who's next on the list?
Tomity: A female named Paris Hilton.
Meismorpheus: Skip her, we know she'd take both pills.
Tomity: Ok, next up is an Arabic man named Al'alim.
Meismorpheus: Next.
Tomity: K. Only a few left. Next is a dog name Raz-
Meismorpheus: Next.
Tomity: Ok, last person on the list: a male named Red.
Meismorpheus: Hmmm... where in the pubtrix is he located?
Tomity: He's currently in the Charas Pub's bathroom, hidding from Razor.
Meismorpheus: Let's go see him, shall we?

[Archem]

Archem: I would TOTALLY take the red pill, cherry flavor is WAY better than blueberry.
MIM: Who are you talking to?
Archem: ...My friend... Mimo.
Mimo: Yo.
Archem: He doesn't speak english.
Mimo: Wha? I speaks en-Glish aprettehpretteh goo'! Take ih' bax0rz, yo.
Archem: Allow me to translate: Ahem! Pleased to meet all of you, I need to eat a toilet for Aprettehprettehgoo. That's his religion's favorite holiday!
Mimo: I got's brashes an' nog rammer.
Tomity: He totally spit on me... I should feed him my grammar book...
In the bathroom... uh, WC... screw it - toilet room...
Razor: *crying* I'm afraid to get off of this toilet and face those fiends out there... but I'm afraid to stay on! Look! Something brown is staring at me!

[Moosetroop11]

 

Mimo: Wha? I speaks en-Glish aprettehpretteh goo'! Take ih' bax0rz, yo.

MT11: XD

[Razor]

In addition to the last post

Razor: *crying* I'm afraid to get off of this toilet and face those fiends out there... but I'm afraid to stay on! Look! Something brown is staring at me!

LOL

[Archem]

Originally posted by Archem2
nog rammer.

The ultimate reply.

[ZeroKirbyX]

ZKX: Have I even done this yet?
Archem: No
ZKX: Well why in the name of toothpaste not!?
Archem: Nog rammer
ZKX: You don't say?
Arhem: Nog rammer
ZKX: ALL AT ONCE!?
Archem: Nog rammer
ZKX: You see, that just goes to show you why sandwiches will kill you in your sleep.

[Meiscool-2]

Told you, you're prefect.