Charas Pub

[Razor]

Drace: Oh no, not a sitcom again!
*canned chuckle*
Drace: Oh well. I'm going to get more head from Silly Lizards in the toilet.
*canned laughter*
Razor: Hey, don't make a mess, I just cleaned in there.
*louder canned laughter*
Razor: And my boss is coming over for tea tonight! He'll be here any minute!
MIC: Is that smoke coming from the oven?
Razor: MY TURKEY!!
*MT11 walks in through the door, in a business suit*
*canned cheers*
MT11: RaaazZOORRR!!!
Razor: M-mm-Mr MT11!
MIC: I wonder how Razor will get out of this predicament?!
*adverts*

[Archem]

Archem: Hey there, little boy!
Mimo:  :unsure: Me?
Archem: Yes, you! Do you like candy?
Mimo: Why, sure I do! ... Stranger...
Archem: That's great! And do you like cereal?
Mimo: Well, not rea-
Archem: Then you'll love Super Lumpy Sugar Puff Blasted Taffy brand Breakfast Cereal!!! It's chock-full of sugary sugar-coated taffy, and it's riddles with chocolate bullets of sugary, crunchy goodness!
Mimo: ... Oh, right. Yay.
MIC: Super Lumpy Sugar Puff Blasted Taffy brand Breakfast Cereal is a part of this complete breakfast; side effects may and probably will include hyperactivity, tooth decay, temparary to permanent blindness, muscle soreness, narcolepsy, paranoia, and death.
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Razor: I want that!

[Meiscool-2]

MT11: Hey, I can't seem to find my Victoria Secret magazines!
*canned chuckle*
Bluhman: *Sitting with legs crossed reading the paper* Did you check the fridge? You always seem to be in there you fat pig.
*canned laughter*
MT11: *Checks* Nope not in there! *Goes to close, then looks again* Razor? What are you doing in there?
Razor: Hiding.
MT11: From who?
Razor: You.
*real laughter, one man in Audience dies of heart attack.*
Man in Audience: Wait, why is that funny?
Woman in Audience: Shutup George.
George: Sorry Matilda.
MT11: *Closes fridge* Now where could my magazines be?
Archem: *knocking on bathroom door* MIC! Hurry up and get out of there!
MIC: Ju.. just a minute!
Bluhman: Oh... I know where they are!
*canned laughter*
Archem: Hurry up! *Does pee-pee dance.*
*canned chuckle*
MIC: *Opens door* There, all done.
*canned awww*
MT11: Bluhamn, you said you know where they are. Where are they?
Bluhman: Mimo has them.
MT11: *Puts hands on his hips* Mimo!
Mimo: I'm sorry.

[Archem]

Archem: Oh no, guys! I've got a problem.
Razor: Did you have an accident with the vacuum cleaner again?
*laugh track*
Archem: No, now it sucks instead of me!
*crickets*
Mimo: Well, what happened?
Archem: I got two dates!
Drace: If one of them is a lizard, I call her!
*louder laugh track*
Mimo: I don't get it! What could be the problem?
Razor: Yeah! You must be pretty to get two dates!
Archem: But the problem is, I have both dates scheduled for the same time and date!
*aww*
MIC: That's ok, I've got a plan that's just crazy enough to work...
*short version of sitcom's theme song*

[Moosetroop11]

***

Sai'kar: Now where could Archem be, that sexy ghost type person!?

Archem: Right here my sweet! Er, I need to go to the bathroom. *Runs off*

Sai'kar: Men. *Canned laughter*

***

Archem: *Pant pant* I'm here, love. What shall we order?

Mrmister: The SCREW YOU.

[Archem]

Archem: XD But I don't have time to write a proper post right now...
...
MIC: Booh!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *staggers in with multiple wounds all over body*
*gasp track*
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
*gasp track*
Warxe: No, not literally!
Archem: What is it?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Archem: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Razor: That wasn't needed.
Archem: Why?
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Audience:
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
MIC: Didn't we just go over this?
Razor: I think he's stuck in a time loop.
Warxe: No, not literally!
MT11: Can I eat him?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Grandy: So how do we get him out?
Razor: Hold that thought.
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Razor: Archem is your son!
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
Razor: Hey, I heard that his mother was an ugly old dinosaur.
Warxe: No, not literally!
Razor: And you just got beaten up by a little girl with a plastic hammer.
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Warxe: *staggers in with multiple wounds all over body*
*gasp track*
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
*gasp track*
Warxe: No, not literally!
Archem: What is it?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Archem: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Razor: That wasn't needed.
Archem: Why?
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Audience:
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
MIC: Didn't we just go over this?
Razor: I think he's stuck in a time loop.
Warxe: No, not literally!
MT11: Can I eat him?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Grandy: So how do we get him out?
Razor: Hold that thought.
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Razor: Archem is your son!
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
Razor: Hey, I heard that his mother was an ugly old dinosaur.
Warxe: No, not literally!
Razor: And you just got beaten up by a little girl with a plastic hammer.
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*

ROFL!!!!

[Tomi]

Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Warxe: *staggers in with multiple wounds all over body*
*gasp track*
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
*gasp track*
Warxe: No, not literally!
Archem: What is it?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Archem: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Razor: That wasn't needed.
Archem: Why?
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Audience:
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
MIC: Didn't we just go over this?
Razor: I think he's stuck in a time loop.
Warxe: No, not literally!
MT11: Can I eat him?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Grandy: So how do we get him out?
Razor: Hold that thought.
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Razor: Archem is your son!
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
Razor: Hey, I heard that his mother was an ugly old dinosaur.
Warxe: No, not literally!
Razor: And you just got beaten up by a little girl with a plastic hammer.
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*

Tomi: XD!!!!!!  WARXE IS BACK!!!!! *dies*  :rip:
Warxe: *sigh* *resurects Tomi* This happens all too often...

[Drace]

Drace: *walks in* *canned clapture and cheers for 20 seconds* *still going while he checks his watch* Well... this doesn't really make it very realistic, does it?
*canned laughter*
Ah well, I'll give it a shot. *re-enters, shorter clapture and cheers*

[Al Bundy voice] Why doesn't the world DIE already?! Razor, fat lady walks into the shoestore today. Says she wants some nice looking size 3 shoes. Something that looks like crocodile skin. 0So I said to her that if she wants something nice looking for her feet that looks like crocodile skin she could better actually WEAR crocodiles, cause that's most likely the only thing that'll fit those fat-lumbs she called feet. Then after torturing me of looking at her while saying that, she actually hits me in the face. *grabs a beer from the fridge*

Razor: What? Did you say something?
*extreme canned laughter*

Drace: *looks irritated at Razor and sits in the Al Bundy position on the couch*
*canned woohs! Go Al!*

[Tomi]

Tomi:  *canned fart*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: So, you say you aways come here, uh? Well, how about I show you my place to you can play with my... knife? Heh, I knew you'd love it... *keeps talking, camera scrolls away to show he is in the bathroom talking to a mirror*
 -Canned laughs-
 Grandy: What? What was that?! *looks around in panic, then shrugs and turn back to the mirror*
 Grandy: So, where did we stop? Oh, yeah, I was telling you how hard is my... knife.
 -Some not too loud canned laughs-
 Grandy: *slowy looks around, scared, after a while, looks to the mirror again*
 Grandy: So, I-
 -someone in the crow coughs-
 Grandy: *jumps scared, looks around and see no one, then slowy walks away from the bathroom*
 Warxe: No, not litterally!
 Razor: And it's a 99 cents plastic hammer!
 Warxe: ...avenge me! *dies*
 *Warxe gets up*
 Grandy: *Slowy walks back to the bathroom* Invisible people laughing at me is better than that.
 -Canned laughs-
 

[coasterkrazy]

Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
CK: *Jumps out of the audience and shoots Warxe.* I'm sorry but that was really starting to piss me off... Good day... *Returns to seat*

[Meiscool-2]

Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
MIC: Wait wait, there's the problem!
Razor: What?
MIC: This record is playing the 'Warxe Song', and it's stuck in repeat!
Warxe: No, not litterally!
MIC: All we gotta do is turn it off and....
*MIC turns off record player*
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*

*Everyone waits for a minute*

Razor: Great job Cool. You killed Warxe.
*gasp track*
MT11: Now can I eat him?
*loud laugh track*

[Archem]

Archem: Well, both of my dates kicked my ***, one (or mebe both   ) turned out to be dudes, and I'm broke now.
*more laughing, one guy dies of a stroke*
MIC: I always knew you had it in you!
*rofls*
Razor: Ha ha! That Cool! Always making people laugh! Ha ha!
Guy in Crowd (GIC): Uh, I don't think you're supposed to say that...
Razor: Uh...
Director: (Barely audible) Keep rolling!
Mimo charges the stage in a hyperactive fit.
Mimo: AH!!! SUGARSUGARCANDYPOPSICLESTASTEETOOMUCHCANDYFLAVOR! OBSTICLE(POSSIBLYTESTICULAR) TASTINGCANDYCRUNCHYFREEDOMOFDOOM! YAAAH!!
Archem: Look out, he's got a bomb!
Razor: Wait, that's not a bomb...
Drace: No, it's worse! It's... it's...
Tomi: It's the concentrated woes of every emo kid in all of North Africa in a solidified form!
Archem: Oh. That's not so bad.
Razor: And it's wrapped in my bacon!!! The fiend!
During the unneeded comentary, Mimo reaches the stage and causes the building to collapse... Somehow...
Archem: Hey, it's probable...
Mimo: JIGGIDYFUDJETTYWAWAKAKASHASHAKANAH!!!
Mimo passes out.
Archem: But what about the show?
Grandy: I don't know...
MT11: Oh, great... Now I'm hungry...
Razor: Let's all go back to the pub and have a round of alcoholic beverages! Your treat!
All: Yay!
Random voice from the crowd of forum/pub-goers: Wait, what about the underaged drinkers?
Razor: Their's is on the house!
Bad joke on the horizon...