Charas Pub

[Tomi]

Tomi: lol, you are the United Arab Emerates.  You are full of sand and oil.
MT11: Ohh, so he's marinated?  Even better!
Emerates: ...

[WarxePB]

Warxe: I don't wanna be here anymore. See ya in the pub, losers!
McG: Wait!
Warxe: *jumps in the black hole*
McG: The black hole's about to close...
*The hole closes, seperating Warxe's upper and lower body.*
Warxe's Legs: *runs around crazily*

*in the Pub*

Warxe: Crap.
Tomi: lol
Warxe: Yeah, well at least I didn't get -$5000 in Jeopardy.
Tomi: ...you didn't have to bring that up...

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Haha! Warxe sucks!
Warxe: Yeah? Well, least I wasn't the one that lost to Tomi in Jeopardy.
MIC: I hate you....

[Emerates]

Originally posted by Tomi
Tomi: lol, you are the United Arab Emerates.  You are full of sand and oil.
MT11: Ohh, so he's marinated?  Even better!
Emerates: ...

*Kidnaps Tomi, takes to back room, ties to chair*
Tomi: You'll never get away with this, lol.
E: Go ahead, say it!
Tomi: You'lll.......... never get away-
E: No, the other thing....
Tomi: lol, you are the United Arab Emerates. You are fu-
E: WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
Tomi: lol *cries*
*Unties*
E: you're free to go.
Tomi: lol *Runs*


Later.......... . .. .. . . . . .. . .

E: Must...... Revive.......  JANE!!!
*Breaks out of MT11's stomach, lands on table*
E: Jane!!!!
*Casts  Revive LVL. 3 on Jane*

[Tomi]

MIC: That's it.  It's rematch time!!!
*Scene changes: The place we were at (I have no clue where) turns into the Jeopardy Studio*

Razor Trebek: Today on Jeopardy, our former champion Tomi is back again, along with Meiscool, the guy who lost to him last time *coughhessostupidlolcough* and, for the first time, a person who never posts here, Kijuki!
Contestants: *smile*
Razor Trebek: Ok.  Today, we only have one catagory, because Tomi is too lazy to think of more.  (Tomi: ^_^)  So, without furtherado, the catagory is 'S-words'.  MeisLostToTomiLastTime, you're up.
MIC: I'll take S-words for 100.
Razor Trebek:  The common name for NaCl.
MIC: What is salt?
Tomi: Hah!  You don't know what salt is?  What a loser...
Razor Trebek:  Correct.
Tomi: ****...
MIC: Ok, I'll take S-words for 200.
Razor Trebek: The medieval name fo-
Tomi: What is Falchion!!!  Hah! I win.
MIC:  What? That word doesn't even start with S!
Tomi: Duh... It says Swords as the catagory, it just has a little dashy thing.
Razor:  Ok, now we do that writey thingy.  The question is: What color is my underwear.
*do do do duh duh do do do, do do do do DO! duh duh duh duh duh do do do do do do do DO! duh do do do, do , do DUM DUM!*
Razor: Ok, lets see what you wrote.  Lets go to Tomi first...
Tomi's Board: Red
Razor:  Aww, too bad.  Let see what you wagered...
Tomi's Board: Negative Infinity
Tomi: Hah!  I'm rich, bitch.
Razor: Ok, how about you Kijuki.
Kijuki's Board: Cheese
Kijuki: *smiles*
Razor: Ok... Not even gunna ask.  Now finally, Meis.
MIC's Board: He's not wearing any.
Razor: <.< err, correct... uhh.. what did you , uh wager.
MIC's Board: The death of Emerates.
MT11: That I can do. *eats Emerates again*
MIC: *smiles* Thank God...
*long pause*
Tomi: Why do you know that?

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Tomi
Tomi's Board: Negative Infinity
Tomi: Hah!  I'm rich, *****.

Wow... best... two lines... ever!

[Tomi]

Tomi: w00t.

[Emerates]

Emerates: Does everyone in the pub hate me?
Pubsters:  *Silence*
Emerates: At least have the decency to answer me!!!!
*pulls on MT11's uvula*
MT11: *Vomits Emerates back to the world*
Emerates: Sorry...  *Kicks Tomi in his infinitely small genitalia*
*Leaves Jeopardy room, returns to pub*

[Archem]

Archem: Anyone hear that?
Tomi: What? Me winning?
Archem: Yes. And - The sound of nobody caring.
Mimo: I think someone should at least pm him abo-
Bluhman: NO!
Mimo:  :cry:

[Tomi]

Tomi: I have the feeling that Emerates doesn't like me, and that he is trying to be cool like the rest of the pubbers.
MIC: lol pubbers...

[Moosetroop11]

Emerates: In hurting Tomi, I became infinately cooler!

*Suffers fatal heart attack*

Alex: *From clouds* No attacking the older members! That's old school rules, bitch!

[Razor]

Razor: But he has no reason too, that was the most ingenius plan I've ever seen on Jeopardy!
Tomi:
Razor: BTW your tab came in, you owe the bar $4.3 million.
Tomi: WTF? I don't even drink here!
Razor: Yeah, well, everyone else does, and they put their drinks on your tab.
Tomi: Grrr... fine. Luckily I have $Infinite.
Razor: ....now with tax, that comes to a total of $Infinite.
Tomi: Gah!!

[Emerates]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
*Suffers fatal heart attack*

Emerates: I blame genetics....  and no Tomi, I do not dislike you, and I am not trying to be cool.  that's just my natural reaction to someone trying to kill me three times in one day.
*Glares at Moosetroop/Meiscool*

[Tomi]

Originally posted by Razor
Razor: But he has no reason too, that was the most ingenius plan I've ever seen on Jeopardy!
Tomi:
Razor: BTW your tab came in, you owe the bar $4.3 million.
Tomi: WTF? I don't even drink here!
Razor: Yeah, well, everyone else does, and they put their drinks on your tab.
Tomi: Grrr... fine. Luckily I have $Infinite.
Razor: ....now with tax, that comes to a total of $Infinite.
Tomi: Gah!!

Tomi: Hah!  I actually still have infinite money, because for some reason or another, it was in Euros. €Infinity.  Good thing the exchange rate is crap.

(I've never tried to kill you.  Its the others, I swear.)

[Emerates]

E: Sure, you're just the ringleader, telling all your little dudes to run around with scissors in their hands and trip when I'm in front of them!