Charas Pub

[Grandy]

Grandy: Guys, are ya'll blind?! The almighty Alex himself just spoke to us! It's a signal!! Wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwait-!
 Razor: What is it?
 Grandy: He is speaking to me! Directly into my mind! He wants to know who'll buy all my stock of Alexism symbols. (like christianism) *pulls a box full of Alex plushies, books, and other stuff like this* Yes, that's it! Who'll want the Almighty Plushie Doll? He'd love if you bought, and send you to TK to eternal damnation if you don't! You'd like to spent your eternity with the PRINCE OF DARKNESS?!

 --camera cuts to TK--

 Lord Raffles: *dressed as a devil* I never agreed with such humilhation, but the fact I am now able to spent eternity imposing my aparent superiority over everyone who has or ever had a vocabulary worse and/or equal to mine compensates it in a way far larger than any of Charas' members penises, which I can say for sure isn't something hard to accomplish.

 --camera goes back to Charas Pub--
 Grandy: Way worse than hell, I can guarantee! Buy it now and recieve tottaly free of charge and with no additional cost this Charas Bible!
 Drace: *reading* 1.In the beginning Alex created the Generator and the Forum. 2.Now the Forum was unformed and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the spirit of Alex hovered over the face of the waters. 3. And God said: 'Let there be posts.' And there was posts.

[Archem]

Originally posted by Grandy
Grandy: Guys, are ya'll blind?! The almighty Alex himself just spoke to us! It's a signal!! Wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwait-!
 Razor: What is it?
 Grandy: He is speaking to me! Directly into my mind! He wants to know who'll buy all my stock of Alexism symbols. (like christianism) *pulls a box full of Alex plushies, books, and other stuff like this* Yes, that's it! Who'll want the Almighty Plushie Doll? He'd love if you bought, and send you to TK to eternal damnation if you don't! You'd like to spent your eternity with the PRINCE OF DARKNESS?!

 --camera cuts to TK--

 Lord Raffles: *dressed as a devil* I never agreed with such humilhation, but the fact I am now able to spent eternity imposing my aparent superiority over everyone who has or ever had a vocabulary worse and/or equal to mine compensates it in a way far larger than any of Charas' members penises, which I can say for sure isn't something hard to accomplish.

 --camera goes back to Charas Pub--
 Grandy: Way worse than hell, I can guarantee! Buy it now and recieve tottaly free of charge and with no additional cost this Charas Bible!
 Drace: *reading* 1.In the beginning Alex created the Generator and the Forum. 2.Now the Forum was unformed and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the spirit of Alex hovered over the face of the waters. 3. And God said: 'Let there be posts.' And there was posts.

Archem: Wow... That totally owned... Kinda like this flashback!








Mimo: Uh, what flashback?
Archem: STFUN00B!! I IS ATTCHATTING IT BELOWSOMFGLOLZ0RZ!!!1111!!

[Emerates]

E: Agreed.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Nice going Archem. Now you stretched the screen trying to be funny again.
Archem: But I wa-
MIC: Just shutup!

Razor: *Sneaking* Hello again.
Man in Corner: Hello.
Razor: You *sniff* got the stuff?
Man in Corner: Yes, do you have the cash?
Razor: Yes *puff* I just ripped some idiot off of $infinity.
Man in Corner: Good. That should be enough to cover the costs.
Razor: Thank God! It's *huff* been so *weeze* long sense *pant* I've tasted it.
Man in Corner: Here's your Bacon.

Archem: No! You shutup! That wasn't funny at all!
MIC: I know. Sometimes, I set up stories that I know other people will post off of, like the Starwars one from not to long ago, or when I started up the "canned laugher".

[Razor]

*Razor walks over*
MIC: Hey Razor, what are y-
Razor: NOTHING!
MIC: ...doing today?
Razor: I mean, nothing. Also, might I suggest you change your screen resolution to 1280x1024?
Archem: lol owned
MIC: SHUT UP. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! I DON'T LIKE YOU! I'M GONNA YELL IN CAPSLOCK AND MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR!

[Archem]

Archem goes to say something, but realizes it's already been said.
Archem: Damn! Right on the head of the nail, Razor!
MIC: I wish I had a higher screen resolution... Then I wouldn't be the misunderstood bully, making desperate cries for help...
Archem: Aww... That's so sad... Here, have some of Razor's bacon.
Razor: CAPSLOCK OF DOOM!!!
Razor eats MIC for touching his bacon.
MT11: My act... It's... It's been raped...
Archem: Check it out! I'm a vampire again!

[Moosetroop11]

Man in corner: Aargh! I've been eaten by a furry animal bartender! Oh the agony!
Razor: Ug! Wong MiC!

[Drace]

Drace: Yeah like, I've been going through these last few pages were I wasn't here and I gotta say... what the ****ing HELL HAPPEND TO THE BEER?!?!?!
I demand 187 beers right now so I can drink them all to make up for the beerless pages.

*After 187 beers*

Drace: *dead*
Razor: ... Note to self, don't give a customer 187 beers. It'll kill them and leave me without any money. *sets Drace's right arm on fire*

[Tomi]

Tomi: *steals Drace's money*

[Emerates]

E: Well, when your BAC reaches 1.5, you might be in some trouble...
Drace: Really?
E: ( o.0 )  I don't know how they do things in Holland, but here we try to drink and stay alive to make a total *** of ourselves afterwards.
MT11: *Eats Emerates*
E: DAMN IT!!!  That's the third time!  Hey, there's bacon in here!
Razor: What?!  Bacon?!?

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: I've just learned some new spell. Here, watch.
*Bluhman casts Metabolism Up on MT11*
*MT11's Metabolism increased!*
MT11: Wahaohohaohaa! I'm digesting very quickly...DANGIT!!!
*MT11 rushes to the bathroom*
MIC: ... Do you have the Metabolism Down spell?
Bluhman: No, but I do have this spell.
*Bluhman casts Bake on Razor*
*Razor is Bakin'*
Razor: What a ridiculously lame pun. Owowow.

[Tomi]

MT11: *comes out of bathroom* Ahh, much better...
*back in the bathroom*
Drace:  Hey, Emerates, why are you in the toilet?
Emerateshit: ...

[Drace]

Drace: I'm saying, still not enough beer jokes. Where were the days that we got drunk all the time? That Red Giant was sp..

*Camera cuts to Red Giant*

Red Giant: *spinning on the pool table* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh!!!!

*Camera cuts to Drace and Razor*

Drace: *looks at RG whit is mouth open*
Razor: Wow...
Drace: Like... A year and a half?
Razor: I don't remember, we haven't been able to play pool since I he got into the pub, that's for sure.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *points at Razor* ªª¤QTª! *head explodes*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Father!
MiC: I'm sorry son... I might not make it to Christmas.
MIC: WRYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyy!?[/rip-off]