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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3705 on: July 17, 2006, 12:30:42 AM »
Tomi: lawl
Darkflood#: *a spl0de lol*
Tomi: *AR-nULd voice* I am here to pump YOU up!  I will break you into halves, then quarters, then halves and quarters again!
Everyone: *stares*
Tomi: Uhh, I'll be back! *runs to bathroom* Hey Drace, there's a bunch of n00bs out there if you are still hungry.
Drace: Oh boy! *runs out*
Tomi: *fart*  *walks back out*
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Offline DarkFlood2

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« Reply #3706 on: July 17, 2006, 01:47:30 AM »
*DarkFlood comes back to life*
DarkFlood: Ahhh.. nice to be back at the pub... At least the randomness is still ther- *gets run over by a train*
Mimo: *points and laughs* wait a minute.. do I know this guy?
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3707 on: July 17, 2006, 02:08:14 AM »
Mimo: **** it! Who cares?!
Archem: That's the spirit!
DarkFlood: Well, at least I'm alive... Again...
Drace: Ugh. This n00b tastes like Meis...
MIC: AAAHHHHHH!!!
MiC: LOL!
Tomi: *farts*
Archem: Ah! Good times! So, I'm at the doctor's office when...
In Archem's pointless flashback...
Archem: Doctor dude, I've got this terrible pain in my arms!
Dr. Dude: Well, let me take a look at th- OH MY GOD!!!
Archem: What?! WHAT?!!
Dr. Dude: I found a dollar!
Archem: Give that back!
Dr. Dude: Sorry. Well, I see the problem now!
Archem: So, what's wrong with me?
Dr. Dude: You've got a terrible infection all over your arms... It's quite nasty, really.
Archem: Well, what can you do to fi-
Dr. Dude: Ha! *chops off bowlth of Archem's arms*
Archem: -x AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!! WHAT THE HELL?!!
Dr. Dude: Well, you don't have that nasty infection anymore!
Archem: Y- ... Hey, you're right! Thanks, Doctor dude! I'm gonna tell all my friends about you!
Archem leaves. Dramatically.
Dr. Dude: ... Not if I help it! *cocks shotgun*
Back at the pub...
MIC: But what does that have to do with why Drace is still gnawing on me?
Archem: Well, I-
BLAM!!!
Archem falls to the ground and bleeds all over the place.
MiC: Thanks, Doctor dude.
Dr. Dude: You're welcome, citizen! Up, up, and away!!!
Doctor dude flies off.
Archem: Oww... severe... blood loss... and... possible... brain damage...
Razor: Ah! Good times!
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« Reply #3708 on: July 17, 2006, 03:03:57 AM »
DarkFlood: No! Dr. Duuude! I idolize yoooou! *runs after Dr.Dude*
Archem: Ow! Bleeding... Pain... Pain with congenative heart defects.. Pain... Pain... Dead.
Razor: Noooooo!
Mimo: Yeeeees!

MT11: Well, a meal is a meal!
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3709 on: July 17, 2006, 03:42:46 PM »
Archem: Well, I guess I'm a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a Ghost now... And I'll finally be eaten by Moosey11@troop.com!
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Offline Emerates

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« Reply #3710 on: July 18, 2006, 12:17:26 AM »
Emerates: Seriously guys, WHAT THE HELL?!
Everyone: *Stares*
Emerates: Oh...
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3711 on: July 18, 2006, 12:54:54 AM »
Emerates: Jane? Jaaaaaaaaane!?
Tomi: Think we should tell him?
MIC: Nah.
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Offline Grandy

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« Reply #3712 on: July 18, 2006, 02:56:22 AM »
 Grandy: *overheards Tomi* Tell? Tell WHAT?! YOU GUYS ARE TALKIGN ABOUT ME?!! I HATE YOU ALL AND YOU'LL ALL GO TO HELL AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU ALL GO TO HELL BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU TALK ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK BECAUSE I-- *takes a long breath* --HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT NOT TELLING HIM ABOUT SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW BUT I KNOW IT WAS ME BECAUSE YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ME AND I DISLINKE WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT ME BECAUSE IT IS IMPOLITE AND I DISLIKE IMPOLITE PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY KILL PUPPIES YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED BECAUSE I *dies without air*
 Razor: Hallelujah.
 MT11: It's raining men!
 Razor: Not funny.
 MT11: No really, it's raining men! *points outside*
 Tomi: That goes against all logic.
 Drace: So does this *eats own mouth*
 Tomi: ...didn't that hurt?
 Drace: Mmmmph mmmph.
 Tomi: Where did your mouth got to anyway?
 Drace: Mmmmmmph.
 Tomi: Implosion?
 Drace: *nods*
 Tomi: Well, then, it'll get smaller and smaller until it's only an atom and then *NUCLEAR EXPLOSION*
 Everyone at pub takes 9999 damage


 Meanwhile, in afterlife

 Grandy: AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME AND I WAS REALLY SAD BECAUSE THEY WERE IMPOLITE AND THEY WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION AND THEN I DIED AND...
 Devil: *looking really pissed*
 Grandy: ...I DIDN'T WANT TO BUT I HAD TO SAVE THE PUPPIES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY KILL PUPPIES AND THEN KITTENS AND THEN EVERYONE IS UNHAPPY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES KITTENS AND PUPPIES AND THE WORLD ISN'T GOOD WITHOUT THEY AND
*re-dies without air*
 Devil: *cheers*
 Grandy: *reappears in the same spot* I DON'T LIKE WHEN THAT HAPPEN BECAUSE THAT'S NOT GOOD AND I LIKE WHEN THING THAT IS NOT GOOD DOESN'T HAPPEN...
 Devil: *cries*


 Meanwhile, in before-afterlife

 *pub is rebuilt*
 Warxe: How did you do that?
 Razor: Plot-device-in-a-can. *holds up to the camera, mentos theme plays*
 Warxe: Was there enough to save everyone?
 Razor: No, but I got rid only of the unnimportant ones.
 Warxe: Who?
 Razor: MT, Mic, Drace, Tomi, Mimo, DarkFlood, Archem and Shadus.
 Warxe: That's everyone but you and me.
 Razor: I didn't use any for you, you just happen to be immortal.
 Warxe: Well, and how about him? *points to table*
 Red: *is spinning on the table*
 Razro: He keeps me amused.
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I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.

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« Reply #3713 on: July 18, 2006, 03:23:53 AM »
In the afterlife...
DarkFlood: Brimstone.. Fire.. Screams of tortured innocents.. I'M HOME!!
Archem: This place is scary..
Mimo: Shut up you ***!
Devil: Foolish mortals! You shall now deserve eternal tor- *gets kicked in the nads be DarkFlood* -AAAGH!
DarkFlood: Haha! I pwned the devil!
Archem: *Shock*
Mimo: *Insult*
Shadus: *Something stupid and noobish*
Grandy: AND WHEN THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE HAPPEN I GET REALLY PISSED AND WHEN I GET REALLY PISSED MORE THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE HAPPEN HAPPEN!
DarkFlood: Wait if I pwned the devil, does that make me the new devil?
Mimo: No! It makes ME the new devil! Ahahahahahaaaa!
*Mimo is the now Mucifer*
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Offline Grandy

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« Reply #3714 on: July 18, 2006, 03:30:11 AM »
 *Mimo becomes a lightbean and diesappears*
 Grandy: AND A FUN FACT IS THAT LUCIFER MEANS MADE OF LIGHT
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I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.

Offline Archem

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« Reply #3715 on: July 18, 2006, 03:48:30 AM »
Archem: Hell yeah! That means I won the election for Devil!
DarkFlood: But... Nobody ran...
Archem: Except me! Go me!
Mucifer: I guess I'm not Mucifer anymore then...
Back to Mimo.
Mimo: That's cool. Now I need to make myself more lovable so that people stop trying to kill me...
Archem: Try going plush. Everyone loves plush! Take headcrabs for example: everyone hates something that wants nothing more than to "couple" with your head and turn you into a zombie, but make it a plushy, and everyone wants it!

Grandy: It's true. I'm scared of Moosetroop's eating me-ness, but I love my plushy moosey! *hugs plush MT11*

Archem: What's up with all the double-spacing? Oh wait, right. Hell.
Plush Mimo: Let's raise Hell! ^_^
Archem: Aww! *hugs enjoyably plushy Mimo* Ok, now that that's taken care of...

How 'bout this, I'll give you three guesses, but the first two don't count.

Archem: Free watermelons for everybody!!!
Razor: Yay!
Drace: Whoop!
MIC: *gnaw'd!*
Grandy: Aw hell! Now the pub's in Hell?! That was unexpected!
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3716 on: July 18, 2006, 04:04:18 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
Grandy: *overheards Tomi* STUFF.


XD! Pure Greatness.
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3717 on: July 18, 2006, 04:33:44 AM »
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quote:
Originally posted by Grandy
Grandy: *overheards Tomi* STUFF.


XD! Pure Greatness.

Agree'd!
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Offline Grandy

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« Reply #3718 on: July 18, 2006, 03:43:54 PM »
 The whole post or just the yelling thing?
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« Reply #3719 on: July 18, 2006, 04:38:45 PM »
MIC: The whole thing.
Grandy: Yes! Finally I'm as funny as Razor!
MT11: XD
Drace: Now that's funny!
Archem: *tears of meriment*
Grandy: ....
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