Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: We're almost at page 250 and we still don't have a solid plotline. I have to turn the tide myself then.

Razor: What do you mean? Explain?

Drace: Razor, this is an RP. An RP of a pub, yes. Meant for comedy, yes. But all the things we encountered, all the events that happend, they didn't had a solid plotline in it. Every RP has a solid plotline, and seeing  as how drinking isn't used as much anymore, it's my time to change the direction of this RP. We WILL, have a plotline.

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*Meanwhile in Southern America*
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Grandy's Sexy Wife: Grandy! You finally came back!

Grandy: Yes, my Sexy Wife. I have returned.

Juan: But... but that can't be! You died in Japan in a blaze of fire! You can't be still alive!

Grandy: Juan, this is why my Sexy Wife married me. You were too foolish and you still are. I am here to claim back my Sexy Wife!

The Will of the Necromancer: Grandy, are you sure? I have ressurected you for this cause, but are you sure that you're ready to fight your old friend?

Grandy: I am ms Will, I am.

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*Meanwhile in Australia*
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Drace: *riding a sportscar* Plot... we need a plot... what can we do? Wait... I'm picking something up of the RP... WHAT?! Grandy's going to fight Juan to claim back his Sexy Wife? But he can't! He's not strong enough yet! I need to get to him before he gets killed again! *presses a button on the steer and 2 wings appear from the sides of the sportcar* To that place in Southern America! I hope I'm in time!

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*Meanwhile at the pub*
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Red Giant: *steps outside* Wow... all that spinning made me dizzy... It looks like I see a giant spaceship falling from the sky because of that...

Archem: That IS a giant spaceship!

Red Giant: Oh... ****...

Razor: WHAT?! MY PUB!!! *get on the roof with two automatic rifles* You won't take my pub from me! Not this time! *starts shooting as the giant spaceship crashes into Australia, making it post-Apocalypse place*

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*Meanwhile in Southern America*
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Grandy: *starts rushing to Juan* Juan I thought you were my friend, but the moment my dead was announced you took my Sexy Wife as the cowardly bastard you are! You neclected here, hit here and took her money and I won't take that anymore! I will fight you Juan! I will take you down! I will win this battle and my Sexy Wife! *gets to punch Juan but is kicked away*

Grandy: What?! How were you able to dodge my attack and hit me back so fast? I've trained for weeks to fight you for my Sexy Wife and you take me down so easily?

Juan: You fool, you still don't get it do you? I am not Juan. This is just a disquice I used to trick you and to get your Sexy Wife and the Will of the Necromancer here!

Grandy's Sexy Wife: It's true... He's not Juan.

Ms Will: Yes, it was all a trick...

Grandy: But I don't get it... I also just noticed that the voice of Ms Will and my Sexy Wife sound the same!

Grandy's Sexy Wife: *lowers her head* That's because... we are the same...

Grandy: WHAAA-AAAA-AAAAT?!

Juan: Yes, I had to bring them together. Seeing as Ms Will thought you were strong enough to fight me, I knew she would come here. With your Sexy Wife and Ms Will together, I can become a God!

Grandy: But if you are not Juan, then who are you?!

Juan: Hehehe... *grabs his both sides of his head with his hands and starts ripping it apart, making the body of Juan split and underneat comes another human body in a suit with a red tie*

Grandy: No... you are That Man!

That Man: Yes! I am That Man! And now I'll become a God because you Grandy! But first, I'll take you down! *starts beating up Grandy*

Drace: *walks over a hill and sees Grandy laying on the ground before That Man* Oh no... I am too late...

That Man: Oh what will do to ensure your dead Grandy? What will I do?

Grandy: It doesn't matter what you will do That Man, for I will come to safe my Sexy Wife again.

Drace: Maybe... there still is hope... *runs towards That Man and Grandy*

Drace: That Man! Look here! Cover your eyes Grandy! FLASH! *a bright flash appears from his hands*

That Man: My eyes!!!

Grandy: Aaaahhhh! The pain!

Drace: *sigh*... I told you... Grandy, if you are willing to fight again, I will make you a Draceshin Warrior!

Grandy: If it ensure the safety of my Sexy Wife! Do it!

Drace: Also... I have someone here for you.

Almeidaboo: *Walks over the hill* Daaaad!

Grandy: Almeidaboo? ALMEIDABOO! My son!!!

Almeidaboo: Dad, I'm here now! I will help you fight That Man to safe mom!

Grandy: Son! That's great! But why do you have an afro?

Almeidaboo: That's because I'm a Draceshin Warrior!

Grandy: *:O* *looks at Drace* So if I become one... afro?

Drace: Yes.

Grandy: Then I might reconsider...

Drace: *-_-'*

Grandy: No! Make me a Draceshin Warrior! I will fight you That Man and claim back my Sexy Wife!

Drace: That's the spirit! *starts the transformation of Grandy into a Draceshin Warrior*

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*Meanwhile in Australia*
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Red Giant: Oh my body... where is my body?!

Tomi: It's lying over there.

Red Giant: Phew, I'll just have to reattach myself then.

Razor: My pub... my beautifull pub...

Archem: Razor... come... we need to search for survivors. The explosion had an effect on the entire continent. There's a post-Apocalypse situation now. People are banding together and fighting each other. We must do something.

Razor: Why should I? My life's work... my pub... I loved it... WHY?! *starts crying*

Archem: Razor...

Meiscool: *puts his hand on Archem's shoulder* Leave him be, for now. It's too soon yet for him to face reality. *turns around* Red Giant, Tomi, you stay here with Razor and try to build something up from the wreckage. Me and Archem will search for survivors.




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Narrator: And thus it begins. The fight of Almeidaboo, Drace and Grandy against That Man to save Grandy's Sexy Wife and the search for survivors in Australia. What will happen to our heros? Tune in next episode. Till then, I hope I'm the writers decide to let me be found... I mean... I always pop up after a few dozen pages... please writers... please...

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Wanna post something completly random and irrelevant to the post above just to piss Drace off?
Grandy: Yes, I would like that very much.

[Archem]

Archem: No survivors found, sir!
MIC: What? But I just left you with a group of surviving rebels!
Archem: Yeah, you see, there was this chainsaw ferris wheel and a bear with a railgun...
MIC: Well, what about that corpse over there? *points off in a random direction* It could be a fake...
Archem: A fake corpse? Like, a survivor?
MIC: Sure, whatever.
Archem: I'll go [strike]despose[/strike] check on him-slash-her...
Archem runs off.
MIC: >.> <.< *snorts a line of cocaine*
Archem: Hey suspisiously familiar possible survivor! I'm here to misappropriate the contents of your wallet! ... Wait... Mimo?
Mimo: Yes... It is I... Mimo...
Archem: No! It can't be!
Mimo: Yes... I'm... I'm dying....
Archem: Can I have your wallet?
Mimo: What? Yeah, sure, whatever. I must tell you something before I pass...
Archem: *rummaging through Mimo's wallet* Cool beans! I found a twenty!
Mimo: Are you even listening to me?!
Archem: Yup. Hey, is that a gold watch?!
Mimo: -_-; Well, I have to tell you that... I'm... your IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER!!!
Archem: Well, duh!
Mimo: And... Your alternate embodiment of virtue...
Archem: Pff! This credit card's expired!
Mimo: Well, I guess that means... It's my time... Off to that big plushy store in the sky...
Archem: eBay?
Mimo: |P
Archem: ...
MIC: Me is Awesome!!!
Meiscool has changed his name to Meisawesome.
MIA: Oh shi- *poof*
Archem: ...
Mimo: |P
Tomi: ...
Archem: Holy Shot! How'd you get here?!
Tomi: I'm the "poof".  :p
Razor: Hehe! I get it!

[Tomi]

Originally posted by Meiscool
MIC: Wanna post something completly random and irrelevant to the post above just to piss Drace off?
Grandy: Yes, I would like that very much.

Tomi: I second the motion. *poof* lol, thats fun.

[DarkFlood2]

DarkFlood: Wow.. Post apocalyptic Australia looks kinda drul- OMYGODAKANGAROO!
*DarkFlood starts running after the Kangaroo*

[Grandy]

 ... I DO have a friend called Juan.

[Archem]

Originally posted by Grandy
... I DO have a friend called Juan.

So it wasn't a dream...

[Drace]

Drace: Grandy! Can you feel it?! Can you feel the power growing inside of you?!

Grandy: No.

Drace: Good, then it's complete.

Grandy: *His hair poofs in an afro* Oh god... my hair...

Drace: . . . Doesn't matter, get ready for battle vs That Man!

That Man: Impressive, but it won't matter. Cause my power level exceeds that of all you 3 together! Kakaro... whoops, wrong show, sorry.
Ahem.
Grandy! Prepare to die!

Grandy: La-li-lu-lo-le!!!! *shoots a Lalilulole beam*

That Man: Ra-in-bow-beam! *shoots a Rainbowbeam*

[WarxePB]

*meanwhile, somewhere on Mars*

Warxe: Those fools on Earth think they have it SOOOO bad... Well, they do! Because I have a MASSIVE MARS BASE ON MARS!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
Odin: Why do you always say "Mars" twice?
Zero: At least he has beer.
Warxe: Shut up, fools. Where's everyone else?
Odin: Hmm... Well, Rasshou's off in some parallel universe, Shado's dead, Cloak generally does his own thing, Sephy got replaced, and... I don't even remember the eigth member.
Warxe: You know, neither do I. Which means that we'll have to recruit some more!
Odin: Like who?
Warxe: I dunno.
Zero: And for what?
Warxe: To conquer Mars, of course.
Zero: Conquer?
Warxe: Yeah! We'll take the western hemisphere from those bastard Wongs! Oh, and we'll probably conquer Earth afterwards.
Odin: You're a fool, Warxe.
Warxe: And?
Odin: We'll conquer Earth first, and get their technology. THEN we'll go and populate the rest of the solar system.
Warxe: Good job, tactical advisor.
Odin: "Advisor"? *draws sword and points it at Warxe*
Warxe: Erm, uh, okay. Good job, uh, head tactical guy.
Odin: ...meh. *Zantetsukens Warxe anyways*
Zero: Heh heh... never gets old.
Odin: Actually, it did once.
Zero: Huh. Anyways, let's go to Earth and recruit some more Tablers... wait, why are you our tactics man?
Odin: Because everyone else left?
Warxe: Damn straight! Okay, next problem - how do we get to Earth?
Zero: Fly?
Odin: But we can't breathe in space.
Warxe: Oh! I'll summon a spaceship!
Zero: But you're not allowed to summon.
Warxe: On Earth. Here, I can do whatever I want. *summons a giant spaceship* I shall call it... the MSS OMG!
Zero: If you can do whatever you want, why can't you breathe in space?
Warxe: -_-
Odin: OWNED. *gets in*
Zero: Well, does it at least have big lasers and stuff?
Warxe: Big lasers, a few missiles lol, and there's a chicken cannon on the top there.
Zero: Sweet. *gets in*
Warxe: Let it be known, Earth, that the Table of One Wing has come to invade your puny planet! *gets in*

[Emerates]

*climbs out from under wreckage of the pub*
Emerates: Whoa! Who are you guys?
Razor: ........
MIC: Are.... are you serious?  You've been here the whole time....
Tomi: lol
Emerates: Oh yeah....  Hey, at least some of the beer survived...
Razor: .......
MIC: Good.
Tomi: lol
Emerates: *takes swig from keg* So who else survived?
Razor: .......
MIC: Idunno.  Some guy over there and somebody else.
Tomi: *poofs* yeah.
Emerates: I see.  Well, we better get drunk, then......
Razor: .........
MIC: Sounds good to me...  *drinks*
Tomi: lol. *drinks*

[Tomi]

Tomi: lol

[Grandy]

 I think Drace broke the Pub.

[WarxePB]

No, I broke the pub.

[DarkFlood2]

And soforth came the quote bug in all it's.. pestilence?

DarkFlood: Aaah! Giant Google sign!
Archem: Ruuun!
Warxe: Hahahahahaaaa! Nobody escapes Google!

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[WarxePB]

And then, by some mystical force, the giant insect-like thing known as the "Quote Bug" was defeated!

Warxe: Google FTW!