Charas Pub

[DeamoneShane]

Shane: Hi David How juu doin'?

[David]

David: -unconcious-
Shane: o_O
David: -unconcious-
Shane: WAKE UP, DAMNIT!
David: -unconcious-

[El Presidente]

El Prez: *drags Davids body away for experimentation*
US: *Hits Shane with a wrench*

[David]

David: -wakes up, Gets away, falls onto beer bottles due to drunk-

[El Presidente]

El Prez: *Takes David's kidneys and shoes*
US: *Hits Shane with a golf club*

[David]

David: -untakes kidney- I am being hunted.

[El Presidente]

El Prez: Alas! Victory is mine! *flies back to Fort Knox with David's shoes*
US: *Hits Shane with a board with a nail in it and apparates to Fort Knox*

[David]

David: I don't mind my shoes being taken.. but.. The lino is
cold. o_O -puts on a new pair of shoes-

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Charas Pub would make a good TV show.
Razor: so impossible, it HAS to be a cartoon
Warxe: Heh, Charas Pub - The First Reality Cartoon
"Ever wondered what happenes in an online pub? Well, this is it!
Featuring:
Razor: Arnold *insert last name here*
Red: Some dead British guy
Warxe: Britney Spears
Everyone else: Tom Cruise"
Razor: roflamos!111\1+seven

Drace: What is he babbling about?
Kratos: I don't know.
Odin: ...laughter and asthma... good combo...

[David]

David: Kratos and Samurai guy as tom Cruise? xDDD Well,
er.. A little.. eh..

[El Presidente]

El Presidente: Played by Jerry Seinfeld.
"What is with all my bad jokes? I mean, I was walking down the street the other day, minding my own business, and I realised - I suck at stand up comedy!"

Uncle Sam: Played by Former President Bill Clinton... 's inbred cousin.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman! I mean for god's sake! She's not even related to me!"

*Hilarity ensues*

[Razor]

Jerry: I don't like these lines. You can't write. I want Larry to be a writer. *leaves*
El Prez: *yelling out door* YOU DAMN WELL BETTER HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT LARRY DAVID!




Razor: Wow,
Red: What?
Razor: What?
Red: You said wow.
Razor: So?
Red: Usually people say wow at things that are wow-worthy.
Razor: So?
Red: Well you did say it with a comma.
Razor: So?
Red: That implies that there's at least one part of the sentence left.
Razor: So?
Red: Aren't you going to finish the sentence?
Razor: No.
Red: ....
Razor: Wow...

[WarxePB]

Warxe - Played by Britney Spears
"Yes, of course these are real! ....What? Warxe is male!?!?!"

Xios, Kratos, Zero - Played by Mike Myers
"If I can be four different people in the same movie, I'm qualified to be three!"

The Narrator - Played by Dan Castellana
"I'm all powerful! Woohoo!"

Chaos Realm-ites - Played by Ben Affleck
"Yes! I'm finally in a good show!"

Shoruthians - Played by Keanu Reeves
"Hmm... 'Odin: I know kung fu!' I think I can do that."
"But he never said that."
"Quiet, Warxe." *decapitates producer*

Everyone else (David, Shane, guys who aren't around anymore): Tom Cruise
"I have HOW many roles!?!? Why didn't they take someone else?"


Warxe: Do I really have to be played by Britney Spears?

[El Presidente]

El Prez: *stares into the darkness, on top of Fort Knox, wondering what the point of Razor's last post was...*

US: Boss, we have intelligence from a highly trusted and dependable source!
El Prez: Aren't you meant to be the stupid assisstant who is always messing everything up?
US: Oh, yes... I'm sorry sir.
El Prez: Kids these days...

El Prez: Well, instead of Jerry Seinfeld, who seemed to disagree with playing the role of me, the somewhat stereo-typical 'bad-guy', Stewie from Family Guy will play El Presidente in this new reality show.
Victory is mine!

[Razor]

Razor: I dunno, this.... Arnold guy, he doesn't seem to have enough hair.
Red: That's ok *empties a large Barrel of "Barber Shop Floor Hair" onto Arnold*
Razor: Why the Hell do you have a Barrel of hair!?
Red: I just want to be accepted! *cries and runs off*