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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Us Americans are either fat or extremely skinny. We're a pathetic country of nonathletic pricks. People would rather watch sports and drink beer then actually playing them. Plus we work all the damn time.
Please don't label anybody, speak for yourself. I happen to have an athletic body. And I'm American.
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
In case you're wondering where I've been these last few months, I've just been upping my stats...Throwing AxesArchery