The Big Emerald 2

[Osmose]

Okay, so let's stick with a winning formula. No serious RPing or even references to Rendersa, unless it's funny. Or painful to someone.

For those unfamiliar with the Big Emerald, you just need to post on how YOU steal the Emerald from the last guy who had it. Don't get too seriously into it or detailed, as that's how the first Big Emerald was killed. Also, you cannot sell the Emerald.

Moose walks along when he sees a large shiny thingie. He picks it up and recognizies it as the Big Emerald.

Moose(in a Boris-type evil russian voice): Ah, zee emerald iz mine! I shall sell it for lotz of zee moneyz!!

[Grandy]

 Grandy jumps from the top of a tree and lands in Osmosse's head, Osmoose fall unconsious and Grandy takes the emerald

[Glitch]

Glitch jumps out of a bush and kicks Grandy in the nuts, while Grandy lies on the ground crying he runs off with the big emerald

[Osmose]

 Osmose  takes a big stick and taps Glitch on his opposite shoulder, grabs the Emerald, and then takes Glitch out Jackie Chan style.

[VulcanRaven336]

VulcanRaven runs up to him, then with a BIG fist, punches Osmoose in the face. Osmoose's nose is instantly broken, he falls slowly, still clutching the emerald. VulcanRaven then yanks the emerald out of osmoose's hand, not only did he yank the emerald, but osmooses HAND!

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Osmose
Osmose  takes a big stick and taps Glitch on his opposite shoulder, grabs the Emerald, and then takes Glitch out Jackie Chan style.

 (Jackye Chan style? Punch the wall and shake the hands?)

 Grandy put a handgun aiming to Ravem's head and say "Gimme the esmerald or you're dead", takes the smerald and pull the trigger, come out an flag writtem "BANG!!!" Grandy rum away

[Osmose]

Os-****ing-mose builds himself a new hand and turns it into a megaman cannon and blasts everyone to hell, than takes the emerald.

[VulcanRaven336]

VulcanRaven's Spirit floats on and catches a body of a Raven. He enlarges with power, then swoops down on osmoose and pecks at his body, he manages to catch him and flies high into the air, VulcanRaven swallows the esmerald, then lets osmoose drop down into the earth. VulcanRaven flies off into the night with perfect camaflough.

[Grandy]

(in hell)
 Grandy makes a pact with the devil, so he return to life, with the esmerald in his hand.

[Osmose]

STOP WITH THE FUGGIN WORD CHANGING! MY NAME IS OSMOSE OR MOOSE, AND IT'S AN EMERALD! YOU'RE SO FREAKING ANNOYING!

Moose has a coniption fit and stabs Grandy in the chest, then sticks a few bees in it, whilst taking the Emerald and escaping on a pogo stick.

[Tomi]

Osmose pogos right into a trap hole dug by Tomi, Tomi grabs the Emerald, and runs away to sell his new treasure.

[Snake Eater]

Snake Eater, who is watching form far away, shoots Tomi with a sniper and runs to go get it. Snake Eater get it and run away.

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Osmose
STOP WITH THE FUGGIN WORD CHANGING! MY NAME IS OSMOSE OR MOOSE, AND IT'S AN EMERALD! YOU'RE SO FREAKING ANNOYING!

 Dont need to be so angry, my bad, its emerald, not eSmerald, what is the same thing in 99% of the world, and just have a "s"

 Snake Eater goes to the shop, the owner is witha black cloak, he jumps and steal the emerald and run away, the true owner fall from the closet, gagged (is this the word? I dont know really that much english)

[Snake Eater]

Snake Eater runs after Grandy with a RPG once he figures out it was him who stole it and blasts Grandy away. Snake Eater grabs the emerald and runs

[Xen]

Xen transforms into a large dragon and roars at Snake Eater. Snake Eater isn't scared by Xen however, and runs past him. Xen engulfs Snake Eater in flames, grabs the emerald and begins to fly away.