Post you Favorourite/worse music lyrics

[Almeidaboo]

Well, writing music isn´t really an easy job...as much as we got excelent music writers that are terrible musicians, the oposite´s the same...But this´s about lyrics. The art pf putting word together and making people feel happy, feel sad, laugh or kill themselves...So, post you favourite lyrics, tell why you like em and if the song that accompanies it is also good. Plus, post the worst lyrics you´ve ever seen...(this is also a source of new music to me, so i´m kinda after suggestions here...rock'n'roll mainly)

My favourite: Luv your life - Silverchair

Thrust the candle to the dark of your disease
Burn the fishplate execute ill memories
Labyrinth of sympathy in which I'm lost and can't leave
And too much truth overshadows the lime lies
And what lies beneath the clouds is an
Altered perception and I'll pay for sanity
But sanity don't come cheap

You don't know the truth and I love your life
Flinch against the fire but this ain't winter
And I'm all by myself the way I wanna be
Where I'm content to be to be all by myself
But frozen eyes are bound to melt.

The song is also, absolutely, perfect. Not their best, but excelent.

The worse:The Offspring - Beheaded

Mommy doesn‘t have a head any more
Keep it underneath my bed on the floor
Well that‘s alright, that‘s OK
She never really used her head anyway

Daddy called me a silly bore
Bet he won‘t say that any more
Because the way his body is severed too
His vocal chords are gonna be hard to use

Beheaded, watch you spurt like a garden hose
Beheaded, bloody mess all over my clothes

Watch my girl friend come to the door
Chop off her head, she falls to the floor
Now watching my baby‘s jugular blow
Really makes my motor go

Wrap a towel round the bloody stump
Take my baby‘s body to the city dump
Then wipe the mess off the bloody axe
Scoop all the heads into my burlap sack

Beheaded, watch her spurt like a garden hose
Beheaded, bloody mess all over my clothes

All my collection, adorns my room on bamboo poles
Use to be a little, but a little got more and more
Now I‘m craving yours

Night brings bad dreams, bad dreams and guillotines

Off with her head
Off with her head
Off with her head
Off with her head
Off with her head
Off with her head

Find another victim for my machine
Put him in a home-made guillotine
Blade falls, gonna need a casket
Watch your head plop in a wicker basket

Leave the house at a quarter to four
Come back with sixteen or more
Cause the more I walk, the more I see
I got a funny feeling coming over me

Beheaded, watch you spurt like a garden hose
Beheaded, bloody mess all over my clothes

Offspring´s my favourite band....but they really screwed up on this song haahahaha...it´s just terrible!

[Grandy]

  Favourite - Black Eyed Peas - Where's The Love?

What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma
Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin'
In the USA, the big CIA
The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah
Madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
Man, you gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

It just ain't the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of little ones
With ongoin' sufferin' as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin' really gone
So I could ask myself really what is goin' wrong
In this world that we livin' in people keep on givin'
in
Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin' each other, deny thy brother
A war is goin' on but the reason's undercover
The truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the love, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' our wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead in spreading love we spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive till love is found

Now ask yourself
Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love?

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)


Worse - Latino - Festa no Apê (its the worse, but the rithm is good) (its in portuguese, so you all won't undestand it...)

hoje é festa lá no meu apê
pode aparecer, vai rolar bundalêlê
hoje é festa lá no meu apê
tem birita até o amanhecer

chegaí, pode entrar
quem tá aqui tá em casa
chegaí, pode entrar
quem tá aqui tá em casa

olá, prazer
a noite hum... é nossa
garçom, por favor venha aqui
e sirva bem a visita

tá bom, tá é bom
aqui ninguém fica só
entra aí e toma um drink
porque a noite é uma criança

hoje é festa lá no meu apê
pode aparecer, vai rolar bundalêlê
hoje é festa lá no meu apê
tem birita até o amanhecer

hoje é festa lá no meu apê
pode aparecer, vai rolar bundalele
hoje é festa lá no meu apê
tem birita até o amanhecer

tesão
sedução
libido
no ar
no meu quarto tem gente até fazendo orgia

tá bom, ta é bom
tudo é festa!
pegação
vou zuar o mulheril
e a chapa vai esquentar

hoje é festa lá no meu apê
pode aparecer, vai rolar bundalêlê
hoje é festa lá no meu apê
tem birita até o amanhecer

chegaí, pode entrar
quem tá aqui tá em casa
chegaí, pode entrar
quem tá aqui tá em casa.


 

[xJericho]

Planet Hell / Nightwish


Denying the lying
A million children fighting
For lives in strife
For hope beyond the horizon

A dead world
A dark path
Not even crossroads to choose from
All the bloodred
Carpets before me
Behold this fair creation of God!

My only wish to leave behind
All the days of the Earth
This everyday hell of my kingdom come

The 1st rock thrown again
Welcome to hell, little Saint
Mother Gaia in slaughter
Welcome to paradise, Soldier

My 1st cry neverending
All life is to fear for life
You fool, you wanderer
You challenged the gods and lost

Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer
In hope
In love
This world ain't ready for The Ark
Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer
In hope
In love
Mankind works in mysterious ways

Welcome down to my Planet Hell

[WarxePB]

Favorite: Metallica - Of Wolf And Man

Off through the new day's mist I run
Off from the new day's mist I have come
I hunt
Therefore I am
Harvest the land
Taking of the fallen lamb

Off thruogh the new day's mist I run
Off from the new day'smist I have come
We shift
Pulsing with the earth
Company we keep
Roaming the land while you sleep

Shape shift nose to the wind
Shape shift feeling I've been
Move swift all senses clean
Earth's gift back to the meaning of life

Bright is the moon high in starlight
Chill is the air cold as steel tonight
We shift
Call of the wild
Fear in your eyes
It's later than you realized

Shape shift nose to the wind
Shape shift feeling I've been
Move swift all senses clean
Earth's gift back to the meaning of life

I feel I change
Back to a better day
Hair stands on the back of my neck
In wildness is the preservation of the world

So seek the wolf in thyself

Shape shift nose to the wind
Shape shift feeling I've been
Move swift all senses clean
Earth's gift
Back to the meaning of wolf and man

And I hate most things mainstream, so I'll just leave it at that.

[Drace]

One of my favourites:
Artist: Lazlo Bane
Song: Superman

Out the door just in time
Head down the 405
Gotta meet the new boss by 8 am

The phone rings in the car
The wife is working hard
She's running late tonight again

Well
I know what I've been told
You gotta work to feed the soul
But I can't do this all on my own
No, I know I'm no Superman
I'm no Superman

You've got your love online
You think you're doing fine
But you're just plugged into the wall

And that deck of tarot cards
Won't get you very far
There ain't no hand to break your fall

Well
I know what I've been told
You gotta know just when to fold
But I can't do this all on my own
No, I know I'm no Superman
I'm no Superman

That's right
== harmonica solo ==

You've crossed the finish line
Won the race but lost your mind
Was it worth it after all

I need you here with me
Cause love is all we need
Just take a hold of the hand that breaks the fall

Well I know what I've been told
Gotta break free to break the mold
But I can't do this all on my own
No I can't do this all on my own
I know that I'm no Superman
I'm no Superman

Someday we'll be together
Someday, someday
Someday we'll be together
Someday
I'm no Superman

Funny funeral song:

Artist: Eric Idle
Song: That's Death


There's a place you're always welcome,
It's as nice as it can be,
Everyone can get in,
'cause it's absolutely free.

That's Death!
No need to take a breath.
Just lie around all day,
With not a single bill to pay,
Hooray!

That's Death!
No more sicknesses or flue.
If you've lived beyond your means,
You can die beyond 'em too!
Boohoo!

Well the greatest and the finest,
Hummm, have already died!
Why not simply join them?
On the other side!

That's Death!
Say farewell to all your bills,
Rip up all your wills,
And pop you final pills!
Amen!

That's Death!
It's a tait-a-tait with fate.
If your not feeling great,
Then it's the best way to lose weight,
Mate!

Noting here to hurt you.
No one's here to nag!
Come die with me,
If your life's a drag!

That's Death!
That's Death!

For wealthy and well breed!
All of them are here,
And there all completely dead.
Stone Dead




That's Death!
That's Death!
No more headaches,
No more pain.
Of the millions who died,
No one came back to complain!
Ur-Hur

You can't take it with you,
You can't keep what you've got!
So why not just lie back,
And simply rot!

That's Death!
Just simply rot!
That's Death!
It's so cool, It's hot!
That's Death!

That's Death.

[AsakuraHao2004]

I have so many favorites, it's not funny. But then again, why would the subject be humorous in the first place? I'll just give you one of my favorites...


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Rammstein
Reise, Reise

Auch auf den Wellen wird gefochten
Wo Fisch und Fleisch zur See geflochten
Der eine sticht die Lanz' im Heer
Der andere wirft sie in das Meer

Ahoi

Reise, Reise Seemann Reise
Jeder tut's auf seine Weise
Der eine stößt den Speer zum Mann
Der andere zum Fische dann

Reise, Reise Seemann Reise
Und die Wellen weinen leise
In ihrem Blute steckt ein Speer
Bluten leise in das Meer

Die Lanze muss im Fleisch ertrinken
Fisch und Mann zur Tiefe sinken
Wo die schwarze Seele wohnt
ist kein Licht am Horizont

Ahoi

Reise, Reise Seemann Reise
Jeder tut's auf seine Weise
Der eine stößt den Speer zum Mann
Der andere zum Fische dann

Reise, Reise Seemann Reise
Und die Wellen weinen leise
In ihrem Blute steckt ein Speer
Bluten leise in das Meer

Reise, Reise Seemann Reise
Und die Wellen weinen leise
In ihrem Herzen steckt ein Speer
Bluten sich am Ufer leer

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And here is the worst song ever, with the worst lyrics, worst vocalist, worst/least original/most stupid song title, and worst music!

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Usher(?)
Yeah(?)

*not sure of the artist/singer, but I think that's right*

Yeah (x500)
============

[MrMister]

Q and not U - Collect The Diamonds


imagine everyone you knew hands tied and standing in a queue.
this could be serious.
surround the house with every dead.
this could be serious.
it could be so deadly deadly serious.
collecting diamonds from the fabric of the ocean.
collecting diamonds from domestic mines.
and risking all our lives for nothing.
and in a fortnight they'll know everything about us.
our brightest qualities, our cruelest lies.
recording all our noise for nothing.
we're making every noise we know.
reciting every curse we know.
that could be dangerous.
communication can be impetuous.
so so so so very impetuous.
collecting diamonds from the fabric of the ocean.
collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.
and risking all our lives for nothing.
and in a year they'll forget everything about us.
our harshest qualities, our private jokes.
and selling all our noise for nothing.

i cannot be found buried in the ground.

please help me sir, i'm desperate.
and i have no sense, no song to sing.
please help me sir, i'm clean.
please help me sir, i'm desperate.
and i am no jewel, no diamond ring.
no part of your collection.

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Drace
Artist: Eric Idle
Song: That's Death

Wha- You bastard! You took my bit! YOU took MY bit! I'm not forgiving you for this!

[Razor]

Originally posted by Red Giant

quote:

Originally posted by Drace Artist: Eric Idle Song: That's Death

Wha- You bastard! You took my bit! YOU took MY bit! I'm not forgiving you for this!

And you took it from the last episode of Pardon My Zinger!

Well, you can't beat Weird Al and
 Albuquerque!

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single mornin'
It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and kneew for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "You got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"NO, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseperable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I HATE SAUERKRAUT!

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandry
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up old universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B"
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque

(belch)


These Lyrics are just great;  Dr Worm by They Might Be Giants

My name is Dr. Worm.
Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm.
I live like a worm.
I like to play the drums.
I think I'm getting good,
But I can handle criticism.
I'll show you what I know,
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.
I'll leave the front un-locked 'cause I can't
Hear the doorbell
When I get into it I can't tell if you are
Watching me twirling the stick.
When I give the signal, my friend
Rabbi Vole will pay the solo
Some day somebody else besides me will
Call me by my stage name, they will
Call me Dr Worm.
Good Morning how are you, I'm Dr Worm
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm.
I live like a worm.
I like to play the drums.
I think I'm getting good,
But I can handle criticism.
I'll show you what I know,
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.
I'm not a real doctor,
But they call me Dr. Worm.

Worse Lyrics ever
 Usher with
 Absolutely anything he sings!
But for example, the aforementioned "yeah", Burn, confessions, confessions pt 2, U turn, kill him now!

[Drace]

Originally posted by Red Giant

quote:

Originally posted by Drace Artist: Eric Idle Song: That's Death

Wha- You bastard! You took my bit! YOU took MY bit! I'm not forgiving you for this!

  If you want it, say so and I'll remove mine.

[Kinslayer]

My Favorite: Angra: "Unholy Wars"


Unholy Wars
(Loureiro/Bittencourt)


A lethal bolt pierces the air
Like a falling star
Young eyes are observing in the darkness
His stare's reflecting fright
And scared he's struggling hard
To go back

Uneasy warders guard
The jail on quiet nights
Young eyes contemplating somewhere to hide
Mankind will soon learn
That the end has come in time

Dividing lands, retracing
All the borders will colide
Revealing ages when the absence
Of forgiveness rules our lives

Home how I go
My badge is wearing out
Written on the sand
Words to reconcile - unholy wars

Forgive us our father
For we have sinned
Blinded by pride
We know not what we do
Thy kingdom will be done
By holy wars

The battle is over
But the war still rages on!
Bridge

The WORSE (and I love SOAD)
System of a Down: X


Tell the people,
Tell the people that arrive,
Tell the people,
Tell the people that arrive,
We don't need to multiply,
We don't need to multiply,
We don't need to multiply,
We don't need to multiply,
Die.

Show your people
Show your people how we died
Show your people
Show your people how we died,
We don't need to nullify,
We don't need to nullify,
We don't need to nullify,
We don't need to nullify
No need to nullify,
No need to nullify,
No need to nullify,
We don't need to nullify
Die.

We don't need to,
We don't need to,
We don't need to,
We don't need to.

Ask your people,
Ask your people what is right,
Ask your people,
Ask your people what is right,
We don't need to multiply,
We don't need to multiply,
We don't need to multiply,
We don't need to multiply,
No need to multiply,
No need to multiply,
No need to multiply,
We don't need to multiply.






 

[SleepAid]

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NOTE: If you do not have Crillic installed on your computer, you will see the lyrics as phonetic characters or a whacked out font with stars and stuff.



Пей пиво by Дискотека Авария (listen to it here: http://dime32.dizinc.com/~russmus/mp3%20samples/avariya-pej_pivo.zip  (this is legal. No worrys))

Москва пьёт пиво!
Молдавия пьёт пиво!
Литва пьёт пиво!
Анталия пьёт пиво!
Сибирь пьёт пиво!
Германия пьёт пиво!
Весь мир пьёт пиво!
Авария пьёт пиво!
Пей пиво!

Пей пиво пенное
Под ритмы современные.
Можешь один, можешь вдвоём, втроём, всемером,
Оставив себе немного пива на потом!
Потом еще будет пиво.
Сколько в нас и сколько мимо!
Пей пиво, пиво пей
За дам и за друзей!
Давай пока есть пиво в сердце,
Пока не болит голова от кварт и терций,
От соли с перцем, от ватт и килогерцев.
Пей пиво каждый день, каждый час,
Пей пиво про запас.
Авария любит пиво!
Хей, пей пиво, пиво пей!

Пей пиво на заре,
Пей пиво перед сном,
Пей пиво на траве,
Пей пиво за столом,
Пей пиво натощак,
Пей пиво со хмеля,
Пей пиво просто так,
Пей как Авария!
Пей пиво!

Когда ты ешь, спишь, куришь,
Когда идёшь в кино!
Когда ты брови хмуришь,
Когда тебе смешно!
Когда лежишь в больнице,
Когда лежит твой друг!
Когда летят с юга птицы,
Когда летят на юг!
Когда дерзит твоей даме
Какой-нибудь урод,
Когда его ты бьёшь ногами,
Когда наоборот!
Когда идёшь из дома в кедах,
Когда берешь пальто!
Да не важно, кто ты, где ты,
Но ты должен, должен помнить что...

Китай пьёт пиво!
Австралия пьёт пиво!
Давай, пей пиво!
Авария пьёт пиво!
Пей пиво!

Выпей пива местного разлива.
Расслабься и, чтоб жизнь твоя была не так тосклива,
Выпей пива! Будь сильным и красивым.
Запомни: лучше всех лекарств спасает пиво!

Пей пиво на заре,
Пей пиво перед сном,
Пей пиво на траве,
Пей пиво за столом,
Пей пиво натощак,
Пей пиво со хмеля,
Пей пиво просто так,
Пей как Авария!

Пей пиво! Ешь мясо!
- Какое мясо, Олег?
Какое? Такое вот мясо, обычное мясо.
Ведь можно пить пиво и при этом есть мясо.
И я буду есть мясо, я люблю мясо,
И все любят мясо, даже пидаразы.
Ты знаешь, что мне кушать и что при этом слушать.
Ты можешь мне так пищеварение нарушить.
Давай мне нарежь, себе налей!
Хей, ешь мясо, пиво пей!

Пей пиво на заре,
Пей пиво перед сном,
Пей пиво на траве,
Пей пиво за столом,
Пей пиво натощак,
Пей пиво со хмеля,
Пей пиво просто так,
Пей как Авария!
Пей пиво!

---

Мэня зовут Шнур by Ленинград (listen to it here:  http://leningradspb.ru/mp3/Dlya_milionov_2003/01_menya_zovut_shnur.mp3 (also legal))

Много Королей у нас и много Шутов
Все кричат not dead, я говорю **** off
Мумию не понять, то ли Шут, то ли Король
Сложная досталась Мумие роль

Би это не два. а би это ноль,
Чайф это не кайф, а "о какая боль",
Очень странный стал город Ленинград,
Был культурной столицей, а теперь один мат.

Chorus:

Меня зовут Шнур, меня зовут Шнур,
Я приду к тебе во снах, мон амур,
Инвалидами и уродами, наркоманами, мон-ами. | - Припев 2 x раза

ДДТ так раньше назывался дихлофос,
Воняет так давно, что уже болит нос,
Аквариум - это там где змеи и гады,
Всем страшно смотреть, а они только рады,
О, у кого-то опять сердце встало,
Новые люди - что им старых мало?
Лошадью маленькой быть очень сложно,
Я не пробовал, но говорят возможно.

Chorus:

Меня зовут Шнур, меня зовут Шнур,
Я приду к тебе во снах, мон амур,
Инвалидами и уродами, наркоманами, мон-ами. | - Припев 2 x раза

Машина времени застряла в своем времени,
И им не избавиться от этого бремени,
Танцы минус, или танцы плюс,
Я не люблю ни нытье, ни блюз,
До этого был рэп - полная хуйня,
Но теперь за дело принялся я,
Песня кончается и скоро финиш,
Я воткнул так, что хуй вынешь.

Chorus:

Меня зовут Шнур, меня зовут Шнур,
Я приду к тебе во снах, мон амур,
Инвалидами и уродами, наркоманами, мон-ами. | - Припев 2 x раза
______________________________________


Worst song (Well, it's not TOO bas, but I don't like it)

Некромант by Король и Шут  (Listen to it here: http://dime32.dizinc.com/~russmus/mp3%20samples/korolishut-nekromant.zip  (YES! THIS IS LEGAL TOO, DAMMIT!)

 Ты говоришь, я - демон?
Так и есть.
Со мной не видать тебе удачи!
Hо так как моё дело - злая месть,
Для демона не может быть иначе.

Чем я заслужил судьбу несчастного изгоя?
Постоянно доставать себя вопросом "Кто я?"
Мысли, что я - демон, часто выжить помогали,
Люди же повсюду так меня и называли.

Chorus:
Ты зловещая луна
В мои муки влюблена,
Отобрав души покой,
Что ты делаешь со мной?
Может ты мне дашь ответ,
Почему весь белый свет,
Обозлился на меня,
Для чего родился я?

Помню как толпа крестьян убить меня хотела,
После инквизиторы калечили мне тело,
Все восстали против молодого некроманта,
Сделав меня мученником моего таланта!

Chorus

Hа половину - человек,
Hа половину - я мертвец,
Таким останусь я навек,
Я будто волк среди овец,
Полна страданий - жизнь моя,
Hо выбор сделанный судьбой,
Hет, изменить не в силах я!
Война с самим собой.

Chorus

Люди мне враги, а ведь когда-то были братья,
Я на всю округу наложил свое проклятье.
Гибнут урожаи, а вокруг чума и голод,
И ветра залетные приносит жуткий холод!

[Razor]

Weird Al rocks!
Your Horoscope for Today

Aquarius!
There's travel in your future when your tounge
freezes to the back of a speeding bus,
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing
Whack-a-mole 17 hours a day.

Pieces!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola Virus
You are the true lord of the dance,
No matter what those idiots at work say

Aries!
The look on your face will be priceless
when you find that 40 pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf,
And give a hickey to Meryl Streep.

Taurus!
You will never find true happiness,
What you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up,
do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.

Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today

Gemini!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again,
by your explosive flatulance,
Your love life will run into trouble
when your fiance hurles a javilin through your chest.

Cancer!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend
the rest of the week face down in the mud,
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
while taking your driving test.

Leo!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt
and staple it to your bosses face, oh no,
Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding
and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quick

Virgo!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligence,
EXCEPT FOR YOU!
Expect a big suprise today,
when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick.

Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconciveable
or at the very least a bit unlikely,
that the relative position of the
planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance
or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
But let me give you my assurance
that these forcasts and predictions,
are all based on solid scientific documented evidence,
so you would have to be some kind of moron,
not to realize that every single one
of them is absoultely true, Where was I?

Libra!
A big promotion is just around the corner,
for someone much more talented than you!
Laughter is the very best medicine,
remember that when your appendix bursts next week.

Scorpio!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when
you fall screaming from an open window,
Work a little bit harder on improving
you low self esteem, you stupid freak.

Sagitarius!
All your friends are laughing behind your back, 'Kill Them....'
Take down all the naked pictuires of
Ernest Borgiene you've got hanging in your den.

Capricorn!
The stars say you're a exciting and wonderful person,
but you know they're lying,
If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows
and never, never, never, never, never, leave my house again

Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today

[MSlash67]

My one favorite
ACDC- Thunderstruck


(Thunder) (x10)
I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track (Thunder) [...of a lightning attack]
I looked round
And I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
And I thought what could I do (Thunder)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Thunder)

Sound of the drums
Beatin' in my heart
The thunder of guns
Tore me apart
You've been - thunderstruck

Rode down the highway
Broke the limit, we hit the town
Went down to Texas, yeah Texas
And we had some fun
We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules, played all the fools
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds

I was shakin' at the knees
Could I come again please?
Yeah the ladies were too kind
You've been - thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck

Yeah
Oh, thunderstruck, yeah

Now we're shaking at the knees
Could I come again please?

Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah

Said yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine
Yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine
(So fine)

Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Tunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Whoa baby, baby, thunderstruck
You've been thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck
You've been thunderstruck

----
The worst lyrics,the song from Barney

[Bart_Fatima]

I actually have two here is one:

Run Dmc/Its Tricky
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky, tricky, trick here we go...
 
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
 
Verse 1

I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to be real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I tell ya "It's not that easy"
 
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky

Verse 2

In New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme
They really (hope) but we just (won't) because we have no time
And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide
Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) huh!
 
Verse 3

When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time
I'm not singin', phone keep ringin' cos I make up a rhyme
I'm not braggin', people naggin' cos they think I'm a star
Always tearin' what I'm wearin', I think they're goin' too far
A girl named Carol follows Daryll every gig we play
Then D dissed her and dismissed her, now she's jockin' Jay
I ain't lyin', girls be cryin' cos I'm on TV
They even bother my poor father cos he's down with me

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr...

Verse 4

We are not thugs (we don't use drugs) but you assume (on your own)
They offer coke (and lots of dope) but we just leave it alone
It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit
You keep on (rock!) shock! Cos this is it...

Aerosmith/dream on
Everytime that I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face gettin' clearer
The past is gone
It went by like dust to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay

I know what nobody knows
Where it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody's sin
You got to lose to know how to win

Half my life is in books' written pages
Live and learn from fools and from sages
You know it's true
All the things come back to you

Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for tofay
Mabye tomorrow the good Lord will take you away

Dream On, Dream On
Dream yourself a dream come true
Dream On, Dream On
Dream until your dream come true
Dream On, Dream On, Dream On...

Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Mabye tomorrow the good Lord will take you away