April Fools

[blaze_shinigami]

sleepaid:  I never would of thought of that. I'd try it but don't like  to stay in public restrooms.


My friend and I were gonna do something, but it'probably would be going too far.
we were gonna get fake blood and a knife.
were gonna go separately to a public shopping center or someplace public.
when a lot of people were around I was gonna come up from behind and slit his throat, then run off.
when someone checked to see if he was ok. he said was gonna say something (i forget what it was) hop up and run off.

and Akira:  that would really get you beat up.

[AsakuraHao2004]

Come up behind someone and tap them on the shoulder. As they slowly turn around, cock your hand back and punch them in the face as hard as you can, then RUN LIKE HELL, yelling "APRIL FOOLS, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!"

[Moosetroop11]

 

This is a good opportunity to tell you all that I'm actually female.

No offence, but I always think of you as female. Must be the sig. That guy looks girly.

Once I got onto my Mum's computer, pressed printscreen, saved the image, made the image her wallpaper, then moved her shortcuts so It looked like she had two lots of shortcuts, but one lot was just the wallpaper! Unfortunately, she thought they'd copied themselves somehow and she deleted all her real shortcuts! Then she couldn't find the files again. Man I felt stupid... When she told me to fix it I changed her wallpaper back to normal and she went: "Nooo! You've made all the shortcuts dissapear!"... It took a while to explain what I'd done and afterwards she always had a password.

[Dragonium]

Originally posted by blaze_shinigami
My friend and I were gonna do something, but it'probably would be going too far.
we were gonna get fake blood and a knife.
were gonna go separately to a public shopping center or someplace public.
when a lot of people were around I was gonna come up from behind and slit his throat, then run off.
when someone checked to see if he was ok. he said was gonna say something (i forget what it was) hop up and run off.

Penn and Teller (You know, the magician guys) did something like that. You need a gold ring (Or a fake one), a bag of fake blood, and a sharp fork. You need a friend who can act well, too. Anyway, have your friend walk through somewhere, then walk up to him and ask him loudly if he wants a free tongue piercing, on the spot. He says yes. So, you lie him down on the floor and say, still loudly, "Now, this works by magic. I'll put the ring in your mouth, and it'll fix like magic to your tongue". Then, pretend to put it in your friend's mouth, but don't. Fiddle with something in your pocket, then look back and say "What, did you swallow the ring?". Say it loud. Then, you need to get your fork, and secretly hide the blood in your hand. Cup your hand over his stomach, with the blood, and mutter about "Going in with the fork". Stab the pouch with the fork, fiddle with it, then sneak the ring back into your hand, dip it in the blood and hold it up in the air.

Works well.

[Grandy]

 

No offence, but I always think of you as female. Must be the sig. That guy looks girly

 Yup, same, and its not april fool, I really think.

 Well... I just made my friend write down 3 pages of a fake homework... he still didnt noticed, I'll wait until he finish it.

[Robotam]

Are you guys kidding me? O_O
You've always thought of me as a girl!?
You've always thought of Zelos as a girl!?
OMG! O_O

APRIL FOOLS! I'm pure male and so is Zelos.
...Really how many think of me as a female? -_-

[Dragonium]

Originally posted by Robotam

APRIL FOOLS! I'm pure male and so is Zelos.
...Really how many think of me as a female? -_-

Actually, I always have done.

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Robotam
You've always thought of Zelos as a girl!?

See? I told you he looked girly.

[dragoninja]

Untill you said you where a boy I always thought you where a Girl... I'm honest now *Hides*

[Dragonium]

Originally posted by dragoninja
Untill you said you where a boy I always thought you where a Girl... I'm honest now *Hides*

Me too.

But then, don't forget Petunia, who has a flowery avatar, a sig: "I am the cutest" and is in fact male.

Creepy.

[Revolution911]

i think i saw zelos as a guest gay guy on "queer eye for the straight guy"



that show is horrible....straight eye for the gay guy was pretty funny...(it was on comedy central)

[Ace of Spades]

Oh yeah! That show was funny. Wasn't it called Straight Plan for the Gay Man, though?

[Razor]

Not me, however, Robotam. I was just saying you were female because I'm a jerk.

And now Robotam's probably gonna go through a personality crisis. Remember when SaiKar did that?

[Goatulon]

Here's one:

Step one: Buy some of those square sponges.
Step two: Take them home and dye them brown
Step three: Put a little frosting on top
Step Four: Serve to family and friends, and watch them when they've realized that they're eating a good old fashion sponge.

[SleepAid]

But goats eat stuff like that, don't they?