Do things to the next poster! Dragon Quest Style!

[Scarface Larry]

(Noooo!!! Not Guy with grapes!!!)

*A wild pack of rabid cannibalistic oompa loompas draw near*

*What will you do, omfg?*

*Scarface Larry says "Eh?"*

*Scarface Larry "Lumberjack status" inflicted*

*Scarface Larry equips "+2 1337blade"*

*"1337 1umb34jz@cK" status inflicted*

*Scarface Larry casts "b00msht1cK"*

*Scarface Larry uses his 1337 b00msht1ck on teh enem13!!!ZOMG!!11*

*The wild pack of oompa loompas takes 1337 damage*

*The wild pack of oompa loompas got PWND*

*A wild commi smurf appears*

*Scarface Larry casts "n00b godmoding"*

*Scarface Larry becomes invincible in this RP*

*Commi Smurf casts "Wikipedia article"*

*Shadus takes 9999 damage*

*Shadus' nipples are KO'd*

*Scarface Larry summons "The Capitalist Goldfish"*

*A giant goldfish whips out mad 1337 ninja skillz on Commi Smurf!*

*Commi Smurf takes "Craploads" of damage*

*You f**king ownd commi smurf!*

*And Shadus' logic!*

*And quite possibly, his nipples!*

*The boss of the area draws near, Fuhrer Smurf!*

*DQ boss music plays*

*Scarface Larry casts "Call of the Canadian wild"*

*A enraged polar bear kicks Fuhrer Smurf in his special place*

*Fuhrer smurf's "Ability to have children" stat, lowered 12 points!*

*Fuhrer smurf casts "The working man"*

*Scarface Larry is still a 1337 lumberjzack, therefor still working!*

*Fuhrer Smurf is powerless against the 1337 1r0ny!*

*Scarface Larry summons "Pantsist god"*

*A giant goldfish wearing pants comes down and whips out super-uber-mad-1337-ninja-mariachi-pantsist-goldfish skilllzzzz*

*Fuhrer Smurf has been Mega-PWND*

*You gain "OMFG" exp*

*You stole his wallet, there was $2023 inside!*

*Freakin' sw33333t!*

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Inrun casts "Kill Larry"*
*Larry cannot be killed.*
*Inrun casts "bribe."*
*Larry's 'invincibily' condition is ignored.*
*Larry takes 4000 damage.*
*Scarface Larry has died.*
*Inrun casts "LIVEit"*
*Inrun lifts his hand.*
*Out of his plam drips a red liquid.*
*The red liquid is moving.*


*The red liquid has taken the form of a tiny, child-like robot.*
*Anno approaches.*
*ZKX: "WTF?"*
*Anno launches giant wire and wraps it around ZKX.*
*ZX takes 6000 damage.*

[Scarface Larry]

*Scarface Larry reforms like teh terminator*

*Scarface Larry casts "Mega Boomshtick PWNAGE"*

*X_marks_teh_Ed casts "Bum bum bummmmmmm"*

*FFL casts "interesting commentary"*

*Alex flies out of nowhere and bestows his charasness upon all*

*Scarface Larry casts "Qumquat throw"*

*X_marks_the_ed (Now refered to as "cinderella") takes 10 dmg*

*Cinderella: WTF???*

*Cinderella: MY NAME'S NOT CINDERELLA*

*Scarface Larry: Whatever, I control this post, NOW MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!!!*

*Cinderella: Curses.*

*Cinderella casts "1337 Gr1ll3d Ch33s3"*

*Scarface Larry eats the "1337 Gr1ll3d Ch33s3*

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Cinderella: NNNNNOOOOO!!!!! I don't 3v3n know 1337!!!*

[FFL2and3rocks]

A Cinderella draws near!
An Ed draws near!

Cinderella chants the spell of l337 5p34l<.
Thy hit points are reduced by 28.

Command?

FFL chants the spell of Sacrifice.
Cinderella's hit points are reduced by 9999.
Ed's hit points are reduced by 9999.
FFL's hit points are reduced by 9999.

Thou art dead.

[Scarface Larry]

Best DQ message ever: *Thou hast got pwnd, thou art a n00b, woudst thou leik a 1337 cookie?*

*A wild rainforest activist appears*

*Scarface Larry casts "Burn the F**ers BURN!"*

*You just burnt down the rainforest, good for you.*

*Scarface Larry: Vw00t!*

*You gained a +10 Political Incorrectness mace*

[Meiscool-2]

*A wild Chuck Norris was spoted!*
*Combat enaged!*
*Run comand excepted*
*Party tries to run*
*Flee fails*
*Chuck Norris uses Round House Kick*
*Party takes 1337 damage*
*Party is pwned*

[shadus]

Originally posted by Meiscool
*A wild Chuck Norris was spoted!*
*Combat enaged!*
*Run comand excepted*
*Party tries to run*
*Flee fails*
*Chuck Norris uses Round House Kick*
*Party takes 1337 damage*
*Party is pwned*

Meiscool messed up.It should be more like 9999999999 damage.

[Meiscool-2]

...... do you even know what 1337 is?

[Weerd Thing]

*Weerd Thing uses spell "Hellfire Cannon" on Meiscool and shadus because they didn't post in the style of Dragon Quest*
*Meiscool and shadus take infinite damage*

W££rd

[drenrin2120]

Weerd Thing approaches.

drenrin casts *GTFO*
Weerd Thing gets the **** out.

Victory!

You gain 2 EXP and 1 one measely gold!

[Scarface Larry]

* A wild group of geriatric seniors draw closer *

*Scarface Larry casts "random violence" on ZKX*

*Casting successful, ZKX sure wants to beat the living hell out of the tourists*

*Scarface Larry casts "All your base"*

*The Group of senior tourists are ownd by teh 1337ness*

*ZKX summons "Webmaster Alex"*

*The group of senior tourists explode because Alex is possibly the greatest human being on earth*

*Scarface Larry: Wow....*

*Hands ZKX $20*

*Scarface Larry: It actually worked, summoning Alex really does own everything and everyone....*

*ZKX: Except Chuck Norris.*

*Scarface Larry: Chuck Norris isn't human, you can't even look at him without being overwhelmed with awesomness*

*ALEX: CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD, I'M LIKE A DEMIGOD COMPARED TO HIM.*

*And everyone learned a valubale lesson, well, actually two,
1.Scarface Larry can't spell.
2.Chuck Norris freaking rocks.*

[Weerd Thing]

*Weerd Thing casts "OFTG"*

*Weerd Thing reverses drenrin's spell*

*Weerd Thing casts *W££rdn£§§* on the next poster*

*Next poster dies*

W££rd

[Scarface Larry]

*Scarface Larry ish dead*

*Scarface Larry casts "OH NOES!!!!!!111shift+1shift+1!!!"*

*Weerd Thing has effectivly pwnd larry*

EDIT: 600 POSTS, WOOOOOOT!

[Meiscool-2]

*Meiscool casts "posts + 2"*
*Spell failed*