The Big Emerald 3

[andy165175]

*Chants An Ancient Curse, Ed Pulls Emerald out and gives it to Andy. *
ANdy: hahahaha Weak Minded Fool!@!!11!!@11one!!1!!one!1
*WAlks away *

[DvlshAngil]

*A ravenous pack of hungry man eating goats surround Andy and begin eating him from the toes up.*  

"Mine now."

*Takes emerald*

"Oooh, sparkly."

[BlackIceAdept]

BIA: May I freeze the newb?
Everyone: YEAH!!!
BIA: Okay... *hail prism*
*BIA returns to normal*
BIA: Here go catch! *Takes emerald and tosses it into the sea*
BIA: ^_^

EDIT: BTW thats a good use for the emerald...*_*

[DvlshAngil]

DA: *Wondering if goats can swim as she stands still frozen.  The herd mills around her body and their heat melts her.  Then then head towards the water and jump in.  Several perish in the attempt as they can't swim.  Finally, a lone one emerges from the water, bleeting pitifully around the emerald held tightly in its mouth.*

Goat: "Baaaaa."  *It drops the shiny green gem at her feet and collapses in a sodden puddle of smelly goat.  She puts the emerald in a tin can and feeds it to her pet, which revives and looks for more cans.*

[BlackIceAdept]

BIA: -_- You fed the emerald to a goat... *five seconds of silince* DAMN YOU!!! *Attacks DA with my Excalibur, 9999 damage+unleash of Legendary*

*DA stands there dead along side her now overkilled goat*

BIA: Thats what you get for feeding a goat an emerald infront of the most powerful Mercury Adept ever. Oh yeah the gem, *notices the green glow from the goats now nearly soulless body* well better get that. *slices open the goat and takes out the emerald* Hmmm...stomic acid... *gets vile of bile XD* Well lets see them get it now! *Create an Ice bridge thing (yes I know thats a X-Men thing so what sue me) and glides off*

and hour later at the same spot...
*A demon-like glow penertrates from the half frozen goat's body. And bursts outward like a hellfire across the plains in a fury of energy and power. Then out of the ashes of the now incerated goat a large demonic figure rises and stares upwards towards the sun and rises its armored hands grasp at the unreachable light in the sky. The hell risen demon then looks around at the flame scorched land and snaps his finger. Incenerating beams of fire luanch down from the heavens and wipe out all that remained there in a fury of flames.*

: It is time at last to restore my lost head... For now Duhullen has risen to once more become king of demons, and ruler of all mortals!

*Duhullen then walks off leaving behind the ruins of whence he had awoken...*

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed stared in amazement at the tremendous beast walking away from the hill he stood on. He looked at his watch, which opened into a communicator. "He has awoken." he spoke.

"You fool." stated the watch.
"But Shade, there was too much nonsense." Ed replied.
"I don't believe this! Who has it?"
"BIA."
"I'll take care of the beast. You retrieve the emerald! We need it for Merry's awakening!"
"Roger."

Ed runs after BIA with lightning speed. When he caught up, he grabbed the emerald out of BIA's hand.

He ran back, but saw the monster still destroying everything in sight. He noticed that Shade was lying in the wreckage gasping for air.

Shade spoke. "He hit me with a fire blast."
"Don't worry. I'll bring Merry here. She can destroy this beast." Ed replied.

Ed ran with rapid speed towards the ruins the monster had came from.

[andy165175]

Andy: This Is Getting to seriouis o_0
* Samcks Everyojhne, Steals Emerald. *
Andy: LMAO!! Lyk U Idoits!!! LMAO!!!   LAMO!!!!11!!!one1!!!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed uses Andy's bad gammar and his gun smiley to kill Andy. He grabs the emerald and, again starts running towards the ruins.

When he got there, he throw the emerald down a hole. Merry jumped out and ran towards the beast. She ripped his head off and threw it into the sun. The beast fell backwards, covering the hole where the emerald lies.

[BlackIceAdept]

Duhallun: What head?
Merry: Off course Ed you make rip off a non-exsist head!!!
Ed: Hey don't get mad at me I didn't know the thing was headless...
Duhallun: You quite done?
Merry & Ed:   yes...
Duhallun: Good... *chants an anchent and demonic pray* RISE CHARON BOATMASTER OF THE RIVER STYX, AND SEND THESE MORTALS TO PURGATORY!!! *Merry & Ed vaporize into thin air and then pop up staring down Charon*
(At the river styx)
Charon: This way, it would do you good not to stray from me if you wish to have an afterlife...
(Now at the temple)
Duhallun: Now for that emerald so I can become lord of the mortal realms! *jumps down into the hole at which the shattered emerald is*
(Over in the ice plains of Prox [GS2 town god play the game!])
BIA: Hmm...so it truely begins... *fades into the blizzard from sight*

[X_marks_the_ed]

BIA comes across Ed in the hole.

BIA: I thought... but...  Charon?

Ed holds out a skull and moves it as though it spoke.

"I never stood a chance."

BIA:
Ed:"You think I'm a mortal? When I said 'ripped his head off' I meant I ripped his ability to have a head. He fell because he tripped on a building."

Ed then whipped out a black book. "Vartyh!!" He cried, and both he and the emerald disappeared.

BIA:Huh?

[coasterkrazy]

The emerald then reappears in CK's hands.

CK: What??? Wow, this is my lucky day!!! *Runs up to the top of a mountain with emerald*

[BlackIceAdept]

BIA: What the hell just happened!!! It just doesn't make sense dulhallun is right here infront of me...
*Runs out of the temple screaming for his life*
Dulhallun: *cracks knuckles* Well lets get that emerald from that poor mortal... *teleports of to CK*

CK: *pant* well here *pant* I am...
Dulhallun: Foolish mortal... *out of nowhere dulhallun attacks and rips though CK's body in fury of rage and blood*
*sephiroth's theme plays*
Dulhallun: I shall kill them all...every last one! *asorbs the emerald into his body* Well time to die everyone! *teleports to hell's gate*

[X_marks_the_ed]

When Ed noticed he mispronounced the spell, he returned to earth. Dulhallun was blasting something Ed could not make out until he got closer. He noticed Shade Trying to keep the blast from him with an energy shield.

"Wha? I didn't give Shade no shield." Ed said.
Ed ran up to Shade.
"Where's the emerald?" Ed asked.
"Inside Dulhallun."
"Darn! I was hoping I wouldn't have to use this spell again."
He frantically flipped through his book.
"Where's Merry?"
"Dead." replied Shade
"Oh well, I can just be us two."
The shield was starting to break.
"Herri... nurum... mortiks!!" Ed shouted.
Suddenly, a stone figure as big as Dulhallun arose from the ground. It was in the shape of a guard with a long robe. It had one face on each side cof it's head. One was smiling, the other was frowning. Like the faces you see in plays.
"Mortiks!" Ed cried. "Kill Dulhallun!!"
Out of nowhere, two stone swords with giant blades appeared in the statues hands. With one mighty blow, Mortiks sliced Dulhallun directly in half vertically.
"What's the matter, BIA? Scared?" Ed cried.
Ed ran to the fallen beast, but did not find the emerald.

[BlackIceAdept]

BIA: Lets see an imortal being thats able to regenerate itself on command and has complete immunity to all of the basic elements on of which makes up every spell, enchantment, and incantation I know? I think you would be too. Oh yeah by the way that includes those big stone blades that just sliced him in two.
*Duhallun magicaly rises up and pointed an open plam at the summoned creature that had cut him. Then out of his plam came a massive beam of light that split the beast in two and unsummoned it*

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed stood and stared at the beast with no emotion.

"We're doomed!" cried Shade.

"No, we're not!" Ed replied.
Over the mountain to the right, a shadow blocked most of the sun.

"I thought you said Merry was dead." Ed said with a smile.
Ed turned to face BIA.

"Little do you know," stated Ed. "That The Big Emerald isn't the only ancient relic! Meet the beast of The Big Ruby!!!"
The shadow leaped in front of Ed. To reveal the exact same monster as before. Only wielding six blades in six hands.

"It happened 1000 years ago, and it's happening again!!!"

"Meet the true Mortiks!! Altough Duhallun isn't trapped in a body like Mortiks, I think we will win.

Mortiks then stuck all six swords in the ground in the form of an arrow pointing at the evil which stood before it. Ed turned to the last page in his book. "Varrum numados!!!"

The swords glew a bright red. Mortiks' head started spining until finally, a bright yellow light. When the light faded, both Mortiks and Duhallun were gone. In Mortiks' place, was Merry lying on the ground with a red ruby around her neck.

Shade walked up to Ed.
"Finally, Duhallun is gone. Trapped in the time before the big bang. As time is not an element, it is... uh... time."

 Ed walked over to Merry and picked her up. Shade walked over to the stunned BIA and noticed the emerald next to him. He grabbed the emerald, and Shade and ed walked to the ruins to revive Merry.