Don't you just hate it when...

[Dragonium]

Many people have probably seen this before, but in case you haven't...

 - When people say "Oh, you want to have your cake and eat it too". Well, duh. What the hell is the point of a cake if you're not going to eat it?

 - When you're at a cinema and people say "Did you see that?". Nope, I was watching the floor, thanks. That's what I paid for, after all.

 - People who say "Can I ask you a question?". Did you give me much chance?

 - People who point at their wrist when they want to know the time. Yeah, I know that's where my watch is, idiot. Do I point at my crotch when I want to go to the toilet?

 - People who say "I don't mean to interrupt, but...". Then shut up. It's so damn simple.

 - When someone asks "Are you in the queue?". No, I'm standing here for the good of my health, buddy. Why are you here?

 - When a person searches the entire room to find the remote, because they refuse to just, say, walk to the TV and change the channel.

 - "It's always in the last place you look". What the hell? Am I going to keep looking after I've found it?

 - When something is "New and Improved". Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

 - When people say "Life is short". What the hell can you do that's longer?

 - You are waiting for the bus, and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here?

 - When a person says something like "My eyes aren't what they used to be". What were they before? Ears? Your shoes?

 - You're eating something, and someone asks "Is that nice?". No, it's disgusting. That's why I'm eating it.

 - "I'm going to the toilet". Thanks for that.

 - When the McDonalds staff pretend not to understand you if you don't add "Mc" to what you want. Yeah, well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes, McMoron.

 - When you have an accident and someone says "Are you alright?". Yes, I'm fine. I'll just grab my limbs and go, shall I?

Feel free to add any.

[Ace of Spades]

"I could care less" COULD care less? What is that supposed to mean? It's "I couldN'T care less."

[~*Sweet Ichifo*~]

-When you're obsessed with a band/show and have tons of merchandise, and someone asks "Do you like _________?"
No, I hate them. Thats why I have all this stuff.



XD

Those are great..so great..


@Ace: That means they care, but they're still capable of caring less about the situation than they already do.

[Dragonium]

Haha. Cool.

[Ace of Spades]

"Hey, you got a haircut" Thanks for telling me something that I already know.

[~*Sweet Ichifo*~]

hahahahaha..great one Ace. Same with stuff like 'You got a new puppy!'

[Drace]

Funny, but I've seen this before.

[Grandy]

 "Why is plan 'B' aways better?" ...probaly because if plan A worked, you wouldn't use it?

[maxine]

Originally posted by Dragonium
- When a person searches the entire room to find the remote, because they refuse to just, say, walk to the TV and change the channel.

I cant actually agree with that one.. I always look after the remote just cuz its more comfortable too have it when the show is over and when i am tired and wanna shut the tv off.

[Bluhman]

You dyed your hair and someone comes up to you, noticing the dyed hair, and asking what color it is...

[RPG LORD]

I find it annoying when my sis keeps asking question. 'What's...What's...What's...' UGH!!
'Seems you like reading comic books (fact)...' Then why would I have such a big collection? Oh well.

[Dragonium]

"What's that?".

Care to narrow that down a little, moron?

[White Dwarf]

"Hey, that guy just..."

Well yeh, we can see to you know

"Did you just..."

No, I have no control over my actions and dont know what i did.

[dragoninja]

when you are reading a book and someone asks "what are you reading?" A book, perhaps?

when you offer some sweets/candy to someone "is it for me?" No! I was just holding in front of your face to see if you'd start drooling :p

When you are sitting on the bus and someone points at the empty seat beside you and asks "Is this seat taken?" what a stupid question! what does it look like!?

(like the first one) when you are f.e drawing something and someone asks "what are you doing?" Gee... -_- what does it look like? I'm tap dancing

oh, and this one: tell them to be quiet and they say "Ok"... ARGH! Shut up!

[Dominant]

My little brother exists.