Don't you just hate it when...

[Sephiroth12317]

Not sure if someone said this one but here we go...."Hey what are you watching on TV?". Uh why dont you just look! Or how about this? "Oh Im sorry were you doing something?" I dont know was I? Happens to me everyday

[Drace]

Originally posted by maxine

quote:

Originally posted by Dragonium - When a person searches the entire room to find the remote, because they refuse to just, say, walk to the TV and change the channel.

I cant actually agree with that one.. I always look after the remote just cuz its more comfortable too have it when the show is over and when i am tired and wanna shut the tv off.

Me too, but mostly because the TV downstairs volume can only be controlled by the remote. Damn thing.

[AsakuraHao2004]

"Legally drunk" Well if it's legal, what's the fuckin problem?

"Who gives a rat's a$s?" Well who wants to recieve one?!

"The country is going down the tubes?" What tubes? Where are these tubes? And where do they go?

"He takes the cake." Where do you take a cake, the movies?

"Oh, I'd be more than happy to do that?" To me this sounds like a dangerous mental condition. "We had to put Dave in the mental home. He was ... 'more than dandy'".

"Tell us, in your own words.." DO you have your own words? I'm using the same words everyone else is using! Next time they tell you to say something in your own words, say "Nit flut blarney quando floooooooooooo."

~George Carlin

[FFL2and3rocks]

When I yell "OW!" and someone asks me "Are you hurt?" No, I just like yelping in pain. It's fun.

[RPG LORD]

lol, just like I like claiming I went to sleep at 6 AM..

[Trevlac]

This is like a collection of "Here's your sign" jokes.

After going to a self-serve cafeteria bar someone points to a food item on your plate "Are you going to eat that?" No, see I got it just so that all the fatties here wouldn't over eat. (What's extra insulting is the fact that the person asking you that is probably fat XD)

I'm in an Internet/Network Security class, when I go on break in the cafeteria people approach me and look at my ID card which has my class on it.

"So, you like computers?"

Nope, I came to Tech school to destroy all their electronics.

[Moosetroop11]

"What do you want, I'm busy."

There's a contradiction for ya 0_o

[FFL2and3rocks]

"Hey, are you awake?"
"I am now, jerk!"

[charaman]

Originally posted by Trevlac
This is like a collection of "Here's your sign" jokes.

beat me to it.

[Drace]

When a guy robs the bank and says: "Give me all your money!" No, you go and rob the bank for a quarter.

[coasterkrazy]

When someone says, "With all due respect..." or "No offense, but..." it usually means they are about to say something disrespectful or offensive. I have to say I'm often guilty of this one.

Something that annoys me that people do is ask something like, "Which one do you think?" I'll give my opinion and they'll go and make their own choice anyway. So... why ask!?

[Drace]

Whe your house is full of boxes and there iss a U-Haul truck in your driveway and then your neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes.

EDIT: When someone get's pulled over by the police and asks "Did I do something wrong officer?" No, we are giving out tickets to people for doing things right

[Razor]

Bill Engvale rocks áss.

So I'm out at the park, flying a kite, and some guy comes up to me and says "You flyin' that there kite?" so I say to him "Nah, I'm fishin' for birds."

[shinotebasiiackh]

When you're breaking up with someone, and they ask "Does this mean we'll never see each other again?"

No, dumbass, I want to break up to streangthen the relationship!

Originally posted by RPG LORD
lol, just like I like claiming I went to sleep at 6 AM..

I wish I was only claiming it...

[dragoninja]

Oh, I just remembered: there was this car crash and then someone asked "what happened?"
two cars crashed! what does it look like?

and this one is pretty old but: "did it hurt when you fell from the tree?"
NO!!! it hurted when I landed! the actual falling I didn't feel... -_-