Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Vlad Shadeu]

they quit thinking he is evil.
they start thinking that he is demonic. they burn you on a stake for creating such a demon.

i wish some people would read the Smash Masters topic i made.

[Musha]

Granted.  Everybody reads it.  Nobody comments.

I wish I had marksmanship skills on par with Bullseye.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Originally posted by Musha
Granted.  Everybody reads it.  Nobody comments.

I wish I had marksmanship skills on par with Bullseye.

my wish: something tells me that's already happened.

your wish granted: you do. you have the marksmanship of a blind bull.

i wish that i knew how to program in gamemaker and RM2K3 beyond everyone else and had the most masterful skills of everyone here.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  The Way still owns your game.

I wish The Way had a sequel.  

[Phayre]

Granted. A bunch of squealing n00b fans take it upon themselves to make the crappiest fan sequel you will ever see in all your days and all your nights.

I wish I had an army of screaming fans to do my bidding.

[Bluhman]

Granted. Their screaming makes you deaf, and shortly after they come, they die of not taking breaths inbetween screams.

I wish I could use a broadsword legally in New York.

[crunkman2000]

Granted. Have fun swinging that "broad" sword around...she's at least 400 pounds.

I wish that more people respected T. Hawk.

[WarxePB]

Granted. People start respecting tomahawks a whole lot more.

I wish that this topic would just die already.

[Razor]

Granted but then someone will remake it anyway

I wish for mittens

[Dominicy]

Granted.  Now get out!

I wish for a pyroclastic tongue that made me speak at a rate of three words a second.

[Musha]

Granted, but it is of little use to you,as you no longer have a mouth.

I wish I could turn inivsible whenever I wanted to.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Congratulations, now try to get un-invisable.  I'm sorry, you forgot to mention that you wanted that.

I wish for food.

[crunkman2000]

Granted. You get some mushrooms...wait, those aren't mushrooms, they're Goombas. Shoulda said something before you started eating...

I wish school would just go the way of Milli Vanilli and disappear into obscurity.

[Dominicy]

Granted, no one loves you anymore, for some reason, though.

I wish I wasn't afraid of fighting Rathalos and Rathian at the same time.

[Musha]

Granted, but they kick your *** anyway.

I wish I had a limitless supply of coffee.