Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted.

I wish for world peace.

[Dominicy]

Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed

Originally posted by Dominicy
everything starts posting in you.

I wish I had Bryce.

I guess that explains this.

Granted, you get Bryce in bed.

I wish I could revive Avatar Wars.[/B]

(Either you edited that or that's a SCARY glitch)

You get a piece of the world

I wish for...a hat.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by Dominicy

Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed

Originally posted by Dominicy
everything starts posting in you.

I wish I had Bryce.

I guess that explains this.

Granted, you get Bryce in bed.

I wish I could revive Avatar Wars.[/B]

(Either you edited that or that's a SCARY glitch)

You get a piece of the world

I wish for...a hat.[/B]

Neither. Greasemonkey'd.

[Musha]

Granted.  You get greased  by the Greasemonkey.

I wish the movie studios would get off their asses and make the Max Payne movie.

[Bedinsis]

Granted. However, it had next to nothing plot-relevence to the game(s), mediocre action-scenes and dialogues of lower quality than Silent movies.
Uwe Boll strikes again!

I wish "A Blurred Line" was completed.

[Tomi]

Granted, but its a Blurred Circle.

I wish life was fair.

[Musha]

Granted, but now death isn't fair.

[aboutasoandthis]

I wish I could understand Rock music.

[Dominicy]

*slams two rocks together at 1000 MPH*
Better?

I wish for *explosion*

[Musha]

Granted, the wole universe explodes.

I wish I was trapped in an elevator with Keira Knightley.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish I could design what has never been designed before: a word processor for Windows!  

[Musha]

Granted, but then Bill Gates "buys you out"...In the same way he "bought out" Homer Simpson's internet business.  By that I mean he gets a couple of thugs to smash up your place and destroy all of your work.  And then a couple months later, Microsoft releases a new version of MS Word that incorporates most of your ideas.

I wish somebody would corrupt my wish in some way where I'd actually dislike the results.  Having nothing happen between me and Keira in the elevator...not so bad.  Being a rich, miserable, bastard...I can live with that.  Being immortal and alone for all eternity...sounds ok to me.  Come on, do something BAD to me.  I can take it.

[WarxePB]

Nothing bad happens to you. However, no one informs you of this, so you continue waiting for something to happen until you are driven insane by the wait.

I wish that zombies existed.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. But you are the last being alive as for some reason, they do not crave you.

I wish 5.

(And the whole "you get 4" thing is getting kinda old. Come up with something new, people.)

[Dominicy]

You get AFL.

I wish for enough bandages to make a twenty foot tall hollow mummy.