Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[WarxePB]

Not granted.


I wish that I could actually get stuff done.

[Koopapooper]

Granted, but it will take you a million years to get stuff done.

I wish War of the worlds is true and I was guy saying the "No one would believe" crap..

[game_maniac]

^granted, but you get shot before you can finish your line.


I wish i was the funniest man on Earth.

[elementalhero76]

Granted, but no one thinks you're funny.

I wish I could find the Simple Systems for Beginner RMers thread.

[Musha]

Granted, but a hacker has altered the thread'scontent.  It now contains the opening dialog from Zero Wing in place of the original text.
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!"

I wish Nicholas Cage hadn't played Ghost Rider.  He kinda sucked at it.

[game_maniac]

^Granted, but now because there's a game about the movie, Uwe Boll is directing the new movie.

I wish soap was cheaper.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. It's now made of cheaper materials instead of it costing you less.

4

[Phayre]

^Granted, but...... 5?

I wish I could finish my goddang novel.

[Grandy]

Granted. It sucks.

Eye wish 4 sound.

[Musha]

Granted...You get the sound of the world's smallest violin playing for you.

I wish for silence.

[elementalhero76]

granted but, you only stfu!

I wish for 10.

[game_maniac]

Granted, you get 10 kicks to the crotch.

I wish for something shiny, but no blinding, something sweet, but not too sweet, a little bit of biterness too, something that is both solid and liquid at the same time.

[Musha]

Granted, you get Michael Jackson.

I wish for darkness.

[Dominicy]

darkness already wished for you, sorry. *poof*

I ____ for.

[Dragonium]

Error 404: Wish Not Found. As a precaution, Dominicy.exe was shut down and deleted.

I wish for oxygen.