Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Dominicy]

granted, but you do infront of thousands of people who think its illegal to have moo.  now you die.

I wish that making pac-man 2k3 wasn't so tedious.

[Musha]

Granted, but you make Ms. Pac-Man 2K3 instead.

I wish the Dopefish had a cameo in EVERY game ever made.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, but you go blind and deaf so you can't enjoy them.

I wish Lucas_irineu would choose only one image in his sig. It's too big.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, but you suck at using his weapons, so the boomerang hits you every time it returns.

I wish blue.

[elementalhero76]

you kill yourself have a nice day!

I wish charas forums is php free!

[Dominicy]

you get system of a down

I people finish sentence.

^ that's the wish by the way

[Dragoon de Sol]

Granted. You put on Majora's Mask and become his new form, Majora's Bitch.

I wish Megaman Zero had another direct sequel since I mispelled the wish earlier and that the corruption isn't that it sucked or that I waste my life playing it or something explodes or gets destoryed.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. Nothing happens and everyone dies of boredom.

I wish for.

[Dominicy]

gra, you.

I for cheese cake.

[FERGUS_MANERGUS]

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[Dominicy]

granted, its changed to yure faice.

I wish that world of xeen worked on my computer, and that it was april 3rd.

[FERGUS_MANERGUS]

Granted, but its in an alien language.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

[Bluhman]

(This post completley and utterly disregards the things FERGUS just said.)

Granted, but now the Might and Magic series has come to an abrupt halt. And now it's April 4th! The birthday of my membership! Happy me!

I wish, upon a star, that I had some cake for this joyous occasion!

[Musha]

Granted, but this "joyous cake" was made with a bad batch of hash, and you have a severe freak-out session.

I wish Final Fantasy XI was a regular offline RPG like th rest of the series...

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, but the downside is.......there is no downside! That's a downside for everyone else!

I wish 5.