Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Meiscool-2]

Granted, but now you must eat your own head.

I wish I had a nickle for everytime I heard a bird.

[Dominicy]

granted, but I slice your ears off.

I wish that all green tea was replaced with grenades, the size of a thumb tac, for each drop, including the green tea already drank, and in the sewer, therefore, once its granted, I'm dead. o_o

[Black Massacre]

Granted

But not granted because you already granted it yourself by saying your dead.

I wish my name was L.

[Bluhman]

Granted. Your name is now L, and so you are remembered by nobody, not even your dear parents. You're kicked out of your home and forced to live a bloody, supressed life under the towering skyscrapers of downtown singapore, if a place like that even exists.

I wish I could beat up a plate of brocolli.

[Dragoon de Sol]

Granted, but it's big brother celery beats the **** outta you.


I wish my computer didn't suck.

[Glitch]

Granted, but in order to fix it they had to use parts of your recently deceased family members, and each time you turn the computer on instead of window's startup noises you hear your familie's anguished cries.


I wish that Star Jone's had stayed fat and had a catfight with Rosie on the view.

[Dominicy]

granted, but now star jones is a star and is nearing his explody death, and he's still on the planet.  well, better get out the sun screen...

I wish that tissues were all transformed into giant gorilla's with a taste for human ffffff-resh sandwiches. (no one wants gorilla's to eat people. o,o)

[Dragoon de Sol]

Granted, you're first.

I wish I was a fish.

[DarkFlood2]

Granted, but you get turned into fish sticks.

I wish there was a debate board on this forum.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but because of the inevitable overuse of Phoenix Wright imagery, Capcom sues Charas, and Alex has to close the forums.

I wish that superheroes were real.

[Meiscool-2]

Granted, but because of that; Batman sucks.

I wish I didn't have strep throat

[Dominicy]

granted, now you have no throat.  its rayman!

I wish that yuke in grandia 3 (?) was a monkey with a wrench, not a kid with a monkey wrench.

[Tomi]

Granted, but now it is a kid wrench, made out of you.

I wish I wish I was a fish...

[Meiscool-2]

Granted, but you can no longer produce farts.

I wish (insert randomness)

Originally posted by Dominicy
granted, now you have no throat.  its rayman!

OH, HOW I COULDN'T PREDICT THAT REPLY.

[Dominicy]

granted, the black plague will now rear its ugly head, but you now have a nickel  I'll bet it was worth sacrificing half the population.

I wish that meiscool's nickel imploded.