Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Reldros]

granted, but not only do the shards of nickel frag you and everyone else surrounding the nickel, but because the matter that made up the nickel destroyed itself, it turned into a black hole and ended all earthly existence.

i wish the completed games thread would be updated.

[Bluhman]

Granted. No. Really. It was updated.

I wish my damn graphics driver would work properly.

[Dominicy]

.................................granted I GUESS, but you have to surrender both arms, legs and your tongue for it, so you can't enjoy it easilly.

I wish that meiscool married zerokirbyX and mr. mister stayed with them at their house, making it some sorta sitcom called 'grumpy old members.'

[Koopapooper]

Erm..If they agree to have lil baby robots..then granted.


 I wish everyone was at least half as cool as me.
Because Im tired of this uncool world thats like..Uncool and
so frackin lazy..And uncool.

[Tomi]

Half of zero is still zero.

I wish Ronald McDonald wasn't a child molester.

[Dominicy]

granted, now he's a moose molester.

I wish I was on fire.

[Bluhman]

Granted, but the genie that you asked the wish for misheard you, and now you're sitting on a friar.

I wish I was on ice.

[Dragoon de Sol]

Granted, but you get frozen and wake up in the 43rd century.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Dominicy]

granted, but that wish was I wish my face was gone and replaced with a nitrogen bomb.  g'night!

I wish that bluhman was some how chiselled out of the ice earlier than that.  :p

[Tomi]

I don't.

I wish snow wasn't cold.

[Bluhman]

Granted. Now it's water and has flooded the world.

I wish I looked something like this.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I can't see the image, so you turn into a broken jpeg.

I wish.

[Tomi]

Granted.

I wish my Starcraft CD worked...

[Bluhman]

Granted, but it starts to work just as soon as everybody loses complete interest in the game.

I wish I was in daggerfall. Or morrowind. Or oblivion... Actually, I take that last one ba- ****.

[Reldros]

granted. but oblivion is much better than the other two.

i wish from dusk to dawn 3 was on tv right now.