Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted: It's a giant, walking, talking, sapient robo-cookie who is thirsty for blood.

I wish for every poster besides me in this thread to be mauled by giant robo-vampire cookies like the one I described above.

[Tina Branford]

Granted, but they go rogue and start horrifically injuring you. And everyone else is equipped with EMP guns.

I wish that Rahl became a 6-year-old girl for one day.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted and not corrupted, I'd pay to see that...

I wish that everyone besides me who posts after this one would have their wishes corrupted 10x worse than most of these have been.

[fruckert]

Granted, his superpower is sinking to the center of the earth and crushing himself. And resetting time to directly before he did it. And he can't stop it.

I wish that I could sleep for at least once.


P.S.

Granted and not corrupted, I'd pay to see that..,

You should have said "Can't grant what's already true"

[Roland_Deschain]

P.S.You should have said "Can't grant what's already true"

Damn it...

Also, yes but you become a vegetable able to do nothing BUT sleep.

I wish Lucas hadn't made his wish about me getting super powers, this hurts!

[Musha]

Granted, instead he wished for you to be sodomized by a red hot metal rod for all eternity.

I wish I didn't have to sleep at all, ever.

[Rahl]

Geanted you are now exausted forever.

I wish these 3 weeks would last longer.

[Fisherson]

Granted the earth stops turing and we all die in the darkness, but hey you get your two extra long weeks of tormment.

I wish I could find a full figured girl that was intrested in me.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, she takes you homw to her house and chains you to her bed, then she peels all your skin off and dumps salt all over your body. then she gets a plyers and cuts off your balls...

I wish the above would not happen to me if i met a girl

[_JeT_]

Granted, instead, you get tied up in the basement, and are placed in a steaming hot tub of oil. She then rips out all of your hair, and cuts off your tongue. Enjoy ^_^

I wish Belgium would simply be whiped off the face of the earth.

[Tina Branford]

Granted. But because whipping Belgium off the face of the earth takes a long time, the people doing the whipping die on Dec 21, 2012.

I wish that I could meet Fisherson, then take him to my basement...

[A Forgotten Legend]

Granted.  I see no fault in it.

I wish that I could boil water. -.-"

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, you can boil the water that makes up most of your body. It's excruciatingly painful.

I wish for $100000000000. In electronic money. That I can access with my indestructible debit card that's built into my also indestructible and non-removeable robotic hand.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but someone cuts off your arm, which has that hand, swipes your card, and steals all the money. Plus, they overdraw, and you are stuck with the charges.

I wish that I were a pirate. And not one of those stupid Somalian ones either, with the long coats, cutlasses, parrots, peg legs, and the like.

[Tina Branford]

Granted, but while you're sleeping, someone cuts off your arm and steals your PIN.

I wish that I could put my brain into an indestructible cyborg that had infinite flight and a lightsaber.