Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Natako]

Granted, but then you spill your entire beer on your computer. Now you no longer have a beer, and you can`t play minesweeper on your computer, let alone Diablo 3!

I wish I could read people`s minds.

Edited because my phone formats things in a very stupid way.

[fruckert]

Granted. You now have the ability to read Archem's mind.
Also, you can't not read his mind.

I wish I wasn't so obsessed with this bloody video game.

[mike08]

Granted, they will put you in some gay sado-mazo porn, with heary coactors, and you will probably catch aids or syphilis

I wish that my wish be horribly corrupted!

[PROGUY]

Granted, you just created a time paradox so it didn't exist at all.

I do the wish action that have stated that a person of mystery do a revive action on videos containing Final Fantasy 7 CGR.

[drenrin2120]

Nothing happens because what the **** are you talking about?

I wish I had my own little pony.

[MissingName]

Granted.  However, there is an accident at the little pony factory and instead you get a bottle of glue.

I wish for this cut to stop bleeding.

[Cerebus]

Granted. You ran out of blood, so it's not bleeding anymore.

I wish I could teleport.

[fruckert]

Granted. Moral guardians freak out about them evolving and end up nuking the world.

I wish I had a puppy.

[Cerebus]

Granted. You now have a dead puppy.

I wish I could walk through walls and floor, but only when I want, as well as fly so I don,t accidentally fall through floor to infinity.

[drenrin2120]

Granted. You get married, have kids and stop having sex for the rest of your miserable life.

I just had an epiphany. I wish I could punch the guy who first heard the term homosexual and thought calling someone a "homo" was clever, in the throat.

[fruckert]

Granted. You end up punching a priest and go to hell.
Still though, I'm going to say it was worth it.

I wish Michael Bay would explode. In a big ball of fire.

[fruckert]

Granted. You fall into a spike pit because your jumping abilities are ***.

I wish the anime "Spice and Wolf" would get erased from existence.
Seriously though, it sucks balls.

[PROGUY]

Granted, but you just created another time paradox WHICH MEANS NOTHING HAPPENED.

I wish fruckert gives me proof that Spice and Wolf sucks balls.

[zuhane]

Granted, but your arms turn into wolves, which is really inconvenient as you can probably imagine!

I wish I could just work on the fun bits of my game instead of copy-paste boring scripting edits.

[fruckert]

Granted. Your game now sucks :[

I wish that I could shoot lightning bolts.

I wish fruckert gives me proof that Spice and Wolf sucks balls.

The hours of talking about economics.
Dear GOD it's boring.