A Shared Story

[Razor]

But then! Cancer in the form of Tom Cruise appears! He says that he's here to jump on your couch?
 
Turn to page 34 if you inform him you have no couch.
Turn to page 165 if you have a couch that you did not mention at any point previously in the story.
Turn to page 99.5 if you want to read this page again.

[Meiscool-2]

You watch as Tom Cruise breaks his neck while jumping on your couch.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You then tell him not jump on the couch, but he don't listen. He begins jumping again, and in the process, gets kidney stones.

[Revolution911]

Then the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles confess that they had stunt doubles.

[Darrellito]

You pull out your +5 Mace and own the Ninja Turtles for even joining the storyline, Then you take your .9mm to Tom Cruise. Do you feel the need for speed?

[Krynth]

Barney falls through the ceiling nearly on top of the dead turtles and starts swearing **** those splinters! alot....  Stops after seeing the gun and Cruise then starts singing the I love song you song (or w/e the hell it is) to stop the violence....

(Edited off story: I just want to see the purple dinosaur die and how is cruise still moving? Did'nt Meiscoll kill him off...)

[Darrellito]

An then, the insainity begins. You grab your 2x4 that you knicknamed "Soul Pole" and go to work...

[drenrin2120]

Mr. T busts in holding Bob Barker. He puts him down gently and a boxing ring appears because it can.

Turn to page 2 to place bets on Bob Barker
Turn to page 3 to place bets on Mr. T
Turn to page 4 to give all the retahded random actors AIDs. (Yeah, massive orgy)

[Darrellito]

I gotta know, do the retarded random actors include Mr. T and Bob Barker? If so, Then Page 4.

[Meiscool-2]

*Pulls out -19 Sword of Slaying and owns Darrellito*

[Darrellito]

To bad for you i have my +18 battle axe. And wtf happend to the story, lets not get off topic.