Vending Machine

[Rahl]

Force Lightning bolt comes out of the machine, and zaps me. But in doing so turns your face into something strongly resembling wrinkled leather.

I put back into the machine a sense of morality.

[_JeT_]

The machine eats it up, and spits it out. Now the world is filled with every kind of sin and vice. It ends soon after.

I create a new world, and machine, and put in Bluhman's credit card.

[Red Fox]

A huge bill for Bluhman comes out.

I put in a strange figurine made of ash, coal, gum, and the spit from 10 niggers.

[_JeT_]

The Irish hero Cuchulain comes out, and kills the human race. Great summon Red...

I put your genitals into the lava filled machine.

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes Flash Gordon.

I put back into the machine his theme song.

[DedlellyDeth]

Out comes your welfare check.

I put in Chocolate Rain.

[Rahl]

Out comes sugar flaked snow.

I put into the machine a piece of mind.

[Fisherson]

Out comes a Mind Parasite.

I put a token into the machine then throw the lever.

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes a fetched lever.

I put back into the machine a treat.

[DedlellyDeth]

Out comes your refund.

I put money in through the treat slot.

[Rahl]

Out comes the paparazi.

I put in a sawed-off scater shot and walk through a crowd a of blood and torn metal.

[Fisherson]

Out comes a the police asking questions about a certian red haired killed wearing a kimono.

I put in a wanted poster.

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes the movie wanted.

*Stamps: 6-6.5ish/10, on it*
Puts movie back into the machine.

[Fisherson]

Out comes a slightly diffrent version of the Matrix.

I put in a collection of stamps.

[Ryan914]

Out comes a Grenade

I put in goes a bag of Whoppers.