Vending Machine

[game_maniac]

^You get an emo tamagotchi, that you have to raise and feed until it grows into a full-fledged emo.

I insert a shiny nickel strapped to a fisherman's line.

[A Forgotten Legend]

You get nothing because the machine doesn't want your nickel.


I put in a shiny dollar coin.

[Fortet]

Before you can put it in, the coin becomes an elephant-sized tuba, crushing you under it's hollow weight.

I put my permit in the machine.

[A Forgotten Legend]

A Bass 5 falls on your head.

I put my damn clarinet in.  It hates me.  Every Competition its breaks on me!

[j_master]

The clarinet zooms back out of the coin return and hits you in the head.

I put the most valued item in the universe in. (a golden peanut)

[WarxePB]

Two silver beans come out.

I put a nuke in.

[X_marks_the_ed]

The machine throws a boulder at you and shouts "tag, you're it!"

The machine turns into me.

[Fortet]

Fine.

I put machine into YOU

[A Forgotten Legend]

Nothing happens... and then you see a red X painted on ed.

I put my piccolo that smells like a skunk in.

[WarxePB]

Piccolo (who smells like a skunk) comes out.

I slap AFL around a bit with a large trout, then put the trout in the machine.

[Fortet]

You get Trouta-Cola (original? no, not really )

I put in your face :O

[Tomi]

Your face is rejected and it says "Coins only"

I put in a quarter.

[drenrin2120]

The quarter is rejected and it says "Dollar Bills only"

I put a dollar in.

[j_master]

the dollar is rejected and it says dubloons only.

i put in a

[game_maniac]

The machine takes the smilie but pukes out the dirty diaper he had in it's head.

I insert a doubloon made of used cigars stitched together with gum.