Vending Machine

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get a red roll of dental floss.

I put Saitler in the vending machine.

[Tomi]

A woman with purple hair and a black 'stash comes out.

I put in the SAT.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Out comes an F.

I put Tomi's rabies in the machine.

[Dominicy]

a new disease known as BUTT comes out.

I catch BUTT and cough it into the machine.

[Tomi]

The machine says "lol u had BUTT in ur mouth rofl"

I put a bulldog into the machine.

[Fortet]

A genetically-altered super-poodle comes out

I put in a piece of my hair

[Dominicy]

a hippy comes out and offers you a half dead chicken with no wings oo;;

I put in the chicken's leg.

[Ben]

The machine gives you nothing. Ever.
I put in a breadclip, broken in half for a makeshif guitarpick

[elementalhero76]

a bad song comes out and kills you.
I put my sig into the machine.

[Dominicy]

yakov smirnoff (?) comes out  humming the batman themesong and walks out the thirty story window.

I try to put in a quarter but the machine shoots be in the gut 18 times for trying to do what your supposed to do with a vending machine, then sucks me in and grinds me into dust.

[elementalhero76]

Pardon our dust, but dominicy is dead!- a sign that says this comes out.

I put meiscool's sig into the machine.

[Bluhman]

Meiscool comes out and tells you to stop fooling around and to give him 20. 20 what? We don't know.

I put a glass sword in the machine. "Damn thing was useless, anyway", I say.

[elementalhero76]

I get the glass zanbato now as the crystal zanbato.

I put 300000 mesetas into the machine? pso anyone?

[Dominicy]

300,000 mesos falls out the machine.  go buy a few potions and grind off undead mushrooms noob.  

I get resurrection.....because.....GOD LOVES ME!  and pull myself out of the machine, but trip over the hat bluhman recently lost, fall down flat on a bed of spikes and die, sending his hat flying into the vending machine.

[Ben]

A Matching tie comes out.

I Shove a limp bagel into the macheen.