Vending Machine

[Bluhman]

Originally posted by Vlad Shadeu
8 million dollars in pennies comes out. at a velocity twice the speed of light. aimed at your crotch.

...Again.


I put a basketball into the machine.

[Vlad Shadeu]

a chess board comes out.

i stick the "Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted" thread in the machine.

[True Evil]

...and out pops the "Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted" thread with a red stamp on it that says "error 256: return immediately"...

...and I put all 137 lbs. of Mr.T's bling into the machine  

[Dominicy]

Your foot gets crushed as it falls back out.


I put jumping beans into the machine.

[Tomi]

It jumps lol I made a funny.

I put a quarter in the vending machine.

[Archem]

The machine eats your quarter.

I put a dollar in the machine...

[Bluhman]

Ben Franklin flies out. 'Damn. My time machine didn't work' he says.

I put $100 into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I smash open the machine and take the bill. The machine does not seem very happy.

I try to give the machine a 100 grand candy bar to make it feel better.

[Archem]

It ejects a J. Lo album. It must not like you.

I put a vending machine inside the vending machine...

[Bluhman]

Chrono, Marle, and Joseph Stalin all come out at the same time.

Marle: Uh oh, we lost Lucca! Chrono, what'll we do?!
Chrono: ...
Marle: Speak to me!
Joseph Stalin: Impossible... The capitalists seem to have made much progress in this era... I must work our union harder!
Chrono: *kills Joseph Stalin*
Marle: Do you know who you just killed?!
Chrono: *shakes head*

I shove a weighted companion cube into the vending machine.

[Archem]

It burns and dies.

I put a DS game into the vending machine...

[Dominicy]

I slap you and take the game, then give a stern shake of my head.

I charge head first into the machine, leaving a five inch dent.

[X_marks_the_ed]

The machine headbutts you and leaves a five-inch dent in your face.

I put a dollar in the vending machine.

[Dominicy]

The three hot girls slap you multiple times for complimenting them.

I put all the people I know with names starting with K in the machine.  (There's alot, trust me. o.o )

[Dominicy]

Muffled screams echo through the room as two eyes drop out of the machine.

Said screams shatter existence.  Game over.  Please deposit twenty-five chicken puffs.  Good applesauce is a necessity.