Vending Machine

[Dominicy]

I accept this offer gratefully, and give you one quatloo coin.


I ask for a cheezburger.

[WarxePB]

You can't has it. The machine throws over 9000 Spartan barrel rolls at you.

I put an overused meme into the machine.

[Dominicy]

I DEMAND you do something original!  I (the machine) stomps on your toes!!

I (ask if someone can) put motivation into the machine.

[Bluhman]

Machine: "WOULD YOU STOP PUTTING ABSTRACT FUKKIN THINGS INTO ME!? GOD DAMN, PAY UP."

I put Alice into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get a pipe.

I put Bluhman's beard into the machine, with Bluhman still attached.

[Dominicy]

While battling for control of the machine, I push Bluhman out but he drags me with him by the shoe.

I try to fit my head back in the machine.

[Bluhman]

You pull your head out and it is now a jack o lantern! With a pair of panties on them.

I put a cup of radon into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You become a noble gas. Bl is your syumbol, and Bluhxygen is your name.

I swing my axe at the Vending Machine.

[Dominicy]

The machine gets crushed.

I put PINGAS into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get Pingas X.

I put a cup of lettuce in the machine.

[drenrin2120]

V8 comes out.

I put a pumpkin in the machine.

[Dominicy]

Pumping pie comes out with dumbbells in either hand.

I put every hero member in the machine.

[Felix-0]

Pulls out Overly Rigged Lvl 99
Onion Knight Hero 

put's in a muffin into teh slot!

[Dominicy]

I slap the muffin out of your hand and take it.

I destroy the world.

[Felix-0]

Felix Casts Grand Gaia!!!!

felix Misses!!!

-___-''

End Turn!

Still wondering why you destroyed my muffin 

Put's A slot machine into the slot machine!