Vending Machine

[hippieshopper]

X_marks_the_ed gets the Orange Box

the hippie puts in a bottle of maple syrup

[Dominicy]

I try do dive in after the syrup but the machine resists, running away because it's tired of me jumping in all of it's crevices.

I cry tears into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get Salmonella.

I put nothing into the machine and instead pick my nose.

[Felix-0]

Puts in A TurboGraphic game system!

Oh snap! Why did I do that

Jumps into the machine!

[Dominicy]

Turbo GrafX (Or whatever) games are fun.  <3 Rondo Of Blood

Grabs you by the legs, pulls you out and pulls out my ghost buster ghost...sucky thing and sucks a ghost out of the machine.

I drop the old Charas into the machine.

[HobomasterXXX]

Out comes old charas.
I have sex with the machine's many openings. All at once.

[Dominicy]

The machine tosses a hundred bucks at you and drives away as fast as it can.

I drop beams, beans and waffles in the machine.

[HobomasterXXX]

Suggestively discarded panties come out.

[Dominicy]

I kick you in the shin for ruining the game.

I start the game over from the start thanks to DWMM <>.<>

[A Forgotten Legend]

The machine has not been used.

I put Dominicy into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Not again! *Stabs AFL.*

I put Weegee in the machine again.

[Dragonium]

The machine sprouts arms and sodomises you horribly for mentioning Weegee in every single freaking post you've made recently.

I put Ed's mangled corpse into the machine.

[A Forgotten Legend]

The Machine Gives you a party.

I put my stab wounds into the machine.

[Bluhman]

The stab wounds fly everywhere and land all over the place. That is to say, the machine just threw a million shards of glass everywhere.

I put in a copy of "The Elder Scrolls 4: Red and Blue Edition VII: Advent Children of MOTHER 28 Days Later City 2008 of Heroes of Liberty Gear 4. The Movie."

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get a boot to the head.

I put oranges in the machine along with the mexican I found with them.


(Oh please, more like half of my recent posts.)