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The machine screams "WWWWHHHHHHAAAATTTTT!??! THAT DOESN'T EXXXIIIISSSSTTTTT!!!!!!' and implodes.i pull Chisoku out of my pocket.
I get a new machine, put nrsisyourbuddy in it along with all his Pepsi, and roll it off a cliff.