Vending Machine

[lilsniffs3]

A thread comes out.

I put stuff in the machine.

[Bluhman]

Gwonam comes out to take you to Koridai, claiming that, despite you throwing your stuff away, your sword is enough.

I put the glans into the machine.

[Dominicy]

I don't know what that is, so I'll just go with 'The snails come marching in'.

I drop Chisoku and the little guy with the knife into an arena and watch what happens.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

They are both eaten by the machine.
I put Dominicy´s shoe into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get nothing.

I put a card face down into the vending machine. (It's a trap!)

[Lukas]

it spits out a trap jammer

i put in a credit card

[Fisherson]

Howie Mandel comes out.

I put a Atari 2600 and a X-box 360 in the machine.

[A Forgotten Legend]

You get pure crap.

I put in a nonexistent person into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get shot in the head for calling the Atari a piece of crap.

I put assorted vegetables in the machine.

[Felix-0]

pulls out
Korn CD -__-''

put's in busted up gutair

[Fisherson]

You get some guy named Larry.

I put a piriate ship in.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get some major booty [in any way you wish to interpret.]

Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate! (into the machine)

[A Forgotten Legend]

You get a terrible catch phrase.

I put the YOU into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get more Chimichongas.

I take the sword of seven somethings (which I stole from Dragonium) and drop it into the machine.

[Lukas]

it gives you 5 apples and a peanut

i put in a big headed chara set