Vending Machine

[Dominicy]

Yay someone got the reference (?)

You get East Chicken.

I put Ned Flanders in the machine.

[Lukas]

The machine spams Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!
Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!

I put in the koolaid guy!

[Dominicy]

Jets of koolaid spray out of every orifice of the machine at break neck speed, breaking any one's bones who gets in the way.

I jump in the way to save some random person, mouth open, ofcourse

[X_marks_the_ed]

I stab you from behind as you save me.

I fix the machine.

[Dominicy]

The machine pees hot tar on you.

I take the knife out of my back and shove it into the coin slot.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

A Mointain Dew pops out.
I take Dom´s Mountain Dew before he has the chance to drink it, and shove it into the machine.

[Bluhman]

The mountain dew is sprayed all over your body, then the machine throws out a ton of little ribbons of plastic.

I put two scoops of ice cream and pour root beer into the machine.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Another Mountain Dew comes out, along with a filthy little orphan.
I kick the orphan back into the machine, and throw the Mountain Dew can at Bluhman.

[Dominicy]

I beat you to death for stealing my Mountain Dew.  Oh, right, and Bluhman falls over dead from a can to the brainstem.

I throw the nearest object into the machine.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

You miss the machine completely, the object hits Bluhman´s dead body. Thus, nothing comes out of the machine.

Solid Snake takes you by surprise and throws you into the machine, then he hops off like a bunny rabbit.

[Koopapooper]

Tingle from zelda and 2 pennys come out.

Tingle takes the change and sells you a map. I steal take the map and put it in the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I shout "Zelda!" three times before anyone can react. Zelda jumps out of the machine.

I tear off one of the machine's soda selection buttons and shove it into the dollar slot.

[Koopapooper]

The machine ate you and said " You forgot to put something in sucka"

I kick the machine and unplug it and put the plug in the change slot.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Giant, white, circular ships start firing at the machine.
(Too stretched? I'm referring to white blood cells.)

I cram Cell down the machine.

[Koopapooper]

This happens:

I put the machine in the machine.