Vending Machine

[Lukas]

A few quarters and the same shirt comes out with a note:
DRY CLEANERS!

I put in alt numb pad letters and symbols

[Fisherson]

You get fustration.

I put mater into the machine.

[Red Fox]

You caused a chain reaction. Now vending machines all over the world is spewing out demonic minions that feeds upond Dr.Pepper bottles.

I put a singer in.

[Fisherson]

You get David Haslehoff.


I fight off the demons and stuff them in the machine,then
i take out a P-90 and shoot into the machine.

[Red Fox]

Bullets comes out and hit you in the head. Afterwards a great voice echoes through out the universe saying: M-M-MONSTER KILL!.

I put the number 39 in.

[lilsniffs3]

The number 23 comes out.

I put the cowbell in.

[Bluhman]

Cow comes out and crushes you.

I put a giant chicken into the machine.

[lilsniffs3]

You get a spider and a web that has a shape that forms "Overweight"

I put in Pokemon.

[hippieshopper]

You get a green wallet.

I put in a picture of Bender

[Red Fox]

The vending machines transforms to a gigantic cross and starts singing "Halleluja".

I put a Fallout game in.

[hippieshopper]

The Machine falls in the window.

The Hippie puts in a roll of duct tape.

[X_marks_the_ed]

The machine seals its slot closed.

I stare at the machine.

[GaryCXJk]

Machine stares back.

I stare back stronger.

[Red Fox]

The machine whimpers and a puff of black smoke comes out.

I swear and kick the machine.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

The machine proceeds to do the same to you. I mean kick you in the balls, not laugh at you.
I put three and a half quarters into the machine.