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Topic: Vending Machine (Read 395696 times)
Felix-0
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Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #615 on:
July 18, 2008, 08:27:40 PM »
A fail vagina comes out
I put Oblivion into the machine
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Uberpwn_w00t
Whatever rhymes with eloquent.
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Posts: 2,102
It's personal because nobody sees it. VAGINA.
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #616 on:
July 18, 2008, 08:29:36 PM »
Win starts flooding out of the machine. (You were referring to the game, right?)
I put the Soul Edge Complete into the machine.
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Felix-0
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Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #617 on:
July 18, 2008, 08:31:51 PM »
Night Terror Comes out(Hard mode)
Felix
Dies in 2 hits!
Try again
Hels noess!
I put MK Armageddon's character creator into the machine
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Rahl
Lord Of Gamedwellers
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Posts: 2,356
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #618 on:
July 19, 2008, 01:18:03 AM »
I get a new vending machine but it's broken so I throw it at an old lady...
and put in the machine a quarter she had in her purse.
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lilsniffs3
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Posts: 1,573
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #619 on:
July 19, 2008, 03:07:35 AM »
A soda comes out. You open it, but instead of it squirting out soda, it explodes, blasting you to bits.
I put in a TIE Fighter.
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Felix-0
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Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #620 on:
July 19, 2008, 03:46:37 AM »
You get the Deathstar...
It shoots at earth hits...
and shows a miss battle animation
0-dmg
I Put a nuke into the machine
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Rahl
Lord Of Gamedwellers
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Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #621 on:
July 19, 2008, 04:11:33 AM »
Get the troll in girlfriends underpants
throws virginity into the machine
(if you've never seen clerks you wouldn't understand...)
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Bluhman
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Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #622 on:
July 19, 2008, 07:54:00 AM »
The machine explodes, as it already lost it's virginity and it's completely and utterly impossible for one to regain it.
A new machine rolls along in a cart. I put Dr. Scrachansniff into the machine.
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Uberpwn_w00t
Whatever rhymes with eloquent.
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Posts: 2,102
It's personal because nobody sees it. VAGINA.
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #623 on:
July 19, 2008, 05:41:14 PM »
I piece the old machine back together and roll it back in. Then I throw the new machine off of a bridge. "YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AS THE OLD ONE!" I yell at it, as it plummets into the water.
I run back to the old machine and put a dollar bill in the coin return slot.
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A Forgotten Legend
Your neighborhood box of colors
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Posts: 4,428
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #624 on:
July 19, 2008, 06:55:43 PM »
Do you realize how many times this machine has been destroyed. o.o
I put your 534 posts into the machine.
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Rahl
Lord Of Gamedwellers
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Posts: 2,356
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #625 on:
July 19, 2008, 07:29:04 PM »
I take a sludge hammer and break open the machines money box.
I put back in an IOU.
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lilsniffs3
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Posts: 1,573
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #626 on:
July 19, 2008, 10:29:00 PM »
It wasn't happy, and vacumes up the money, and you.
I put turducken in.
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Rahl
Lord Of Gamedwellers
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Posts: 2,356
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #627 on:
July 20, 2008, 01:50:43 AM »
Pulls out a ticking timebomb...
decides to put it back in
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Felix-0
And we'll never be
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Posts: 3,563
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Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #628 on:
July 20, 2008, 04:55:04 AM »
Felix:
I'll disarm the bomb!
(Attempting....)
Bomb armed
Oh S***
Bomb Planted!
Wuawahahah
Round over....
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lilsniffs3
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Posts: 1,573
Re: Vending Machine
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Reply #629 on:
July 20, 2008, 07:02:25 AM »
Failure at humor comes out.
Some dude comes up, names it "Meet the Spartans" and throws it in the machine.
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