Vending Machine

[Fisherson]

You get a poket knife to add to your inventory.

I put Dragon Fantasy in the machine.

[drenrin2120]

You get a pamphlet listing links to the greatest sites dedicated to Dragophilia

I put Dr. Phil in the machine.

[Red Fox]

The machine got an mental illness and shut down.

I reboot the machine and put a snail in it.

[Bluhman]

Cargo comes out.

I load the cargo into a truck. And then drive the truck into the machine.

[A Forgotten Legend]

The truck doesn't fit.  The machine begins to cry because you hit it.

I put a soul into the machine.

[Dominicy]

You get a body.

I throw Stu in the machine for getting me addicted to ImageChan XD

[Fisherson]

You get pure evil Stu 2.0.


I put a "Bunny" in the machine.

[Dominicy]

Something unrelated to a bunny falls out.

I start to wonder why a better version of what we keep putting in the machine...

[Red Fox]

The machine reads your thought and then proceed with doing nothing.

I dance an indian dance around the machine.

[Fisherson]

The Machine scalps you.


I put Chicken man in the machine.

[A Forgotten Legend]

X_Marks_the_ed comes out.

I put ed back into the machine

[Tomi]

A floppy penis comes out (get it? ed = erectile disfunction omg lol)

I put in Root Beer.

[Meiscool-2]

A drunken tree comes out (get it? Alcohol for the roots of a plant omg SHUTUP IT IS FUNNY)

I put a TOMI I MISS YOU into the machine.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

The machine starts playing Tenacious D's "Dude (I Totally Miss You)" from speakers that, somehow or another, by some godly will, just now appeared on the machine.

I put a severed human hand in the machine.

[Bluhman]

Captain hook jumps out ecstatically with the hand you just tossed in, saying "Maybe the doctors can reattach it!!"

I put a hole in the machine.