Vending Machine

[Darkfox]

A Quantum Paradox comes out.

I quickly shove the paradox back into the machine!

[luigifan33]

Me, Myself and I come out of the machine.

I and Me put Mega-Me's right shoe into the machine.

[SqareMan]

It comes back, mas as ****

I put Final Fantasy VII in.

[blue_emerald777]

You get a free soundtrack CD. Unfortunately, it they had to overwrite your game disc for it.

I put in Final Fantasy X.

[luigifan33]

Out comes Final Fantasy Y.

I put the internet into the vending machine.

[SqareMan]

You get a free soundtrack CD. Unfortunately, it they had to overwrite your game disc for it.

I put in Final Fantasy X.

I had FF 7 downloaded on PSN so I don't really care eccept for I lost a valuble game in its original form

Out comes Final Fantasy Y.

I put the internet into the vending machine.

Whats FF Y?

[X_marks_the_ed]

I put the internet into the vending machine.

The machine cast lvl 9 bolt on you.

I roll the saving throw into the machine.

[Legacy of Elecrusher]

You roll a critical failure, existence denied.

I put a vending machine with a vending machine in it into the vending machine.

[Bluhman]

The windmill vending machine with a vending machine in it is obviously way too large to be put in the machine, but stubborn as you are you force it into the machine resulting in the machine breaking. Oh wow, congratulation you silly fool, you just broke the machine! Happy now?

Fortunately, I just called the repairman. And he just arrived, yay! Fast srevice it is!
The repairman does his job and succeed in repairing the machine. He looks at you, slap you across the face and kick your bloody windmillvending machine with a vending machine in it.
"Don't you ever try this again!" he says.
While leaving, he raises his right hand showing only his middle finger.
The jerk!

I smash Bluhman's Legacy of Elecrusher's face with a baseball bat to obtain some of his teeth and put them into the machine.
And then I call an ambulance.

[Emerates]

Out comes a post-modern analysis of John Steinbeck's "The Chrysanthemums".

I start a gentlemen's club in the vending machine.

[MissingName]

Out pops a thong and a hundred dollar bill.

I put a picture of a puppy in the vending machine.

[Emerates]

God damn it.

I put Charas-Project.net into the vending machine.

[Bluhman]

Our hopes and dreams are destroyed, and somebody makes a really fucking stupid YTMND.

I rage against the machine!

[MissingName]

a really fucking stupid YTMND.

Rage.  Simple rage.

Anyway, out pops a copy of Rage against the Machine.

I replace it with a vinyl of Tiny Tim's recording of Tiptoe Through the Tulips.

[Fisherson]

The machine insinuates you could be hiding feelings of a homosexual nature.

I put all of my hopes and dreams into the machine.