Trapped on a Deserted Island

[c0rn]

*You've got Mail!!!!!*

Update: Our resources are still tied up; However, we will beam down one of our best agents c0rn.

AFL: Umm, Everyone has drowned

c0rn: It's ok I have some pheonix downs with me

*resurrects everyone*

c0rn: Ok, Now Let's dance!!!

[WarxePB]

*Meanwhile...*

Warxe: God damn godmodding noobs, trying to tell me what to do. Well, I'll show them! I'll show them all!!!

G_M: That's a pretty nice sandcastle there, Warxe.

Warxe: Thanks. But it's not just a sand castle. It's a... *presses a suspicious red button on the sand castle, which proceeds to transform into a giant sand crab* TRANSFORMING CRAB CASTLE! I call it Sandcrab.

Archem: Attack its weakpoint for massive damage!

Warxe: Fool. My Sandcrab has anti-meme insurance. It costs me 9001 dollars a day, but it's worth it.

Grandy: IT'S OVER 9000!!! *crushes scouter*

AFL: WHAT 9000? There's no way that can be right!

Warxe: Ah, it feels good to be back. Now, Sandcrab, go and slaughter a pig, and mount its head upon a stick!

[lilsniffs3]

Lilsniffs: HI GUYZ
Warxe: ATTACK!
Warxe: It has anti-meme insurance!
Lilsniffs: IMMA IGNORIN YO INSURURANCE!
Warxe: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Shoop Da Whoop!*
*AFL walks over to lilsniffs and punches him.*
*Sandcrab takes Lilsniffs' head and puts it on a stick.*
Warxe: Good Sandcrab. Excellent.

[cherko]

*Cherko, one of those killed in the plane crash, comes back to life and goes off to solve mysteries*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Hey guys. I needed to go to the loo but there were no loos anywhere on the island and then I finally decided to go behind this big rock but there was this massive crab under it and I was a little frightened to be honest. So I decided to poke it with a stick and make it move away before I peed, distancing myself from it's pincers. Trouble is, crabs can fit in small spaces and I couldn't find a strong stick small enough to poke the thing with, so I set about sharpening one. Luckily there was a supply of flint over the other side of the island and I was able to, over some time, fashion a tool capable of hacking away at a large stick and make it small enough to poke the crab. By this point the crab had gone anyway... But just as I crouched behind the rock I fell through the ground! It seems that this island has been inhabited before, because I found myself in a deep rectangular hole, which had been concealed for years. A trap for food, I thought. I called for help but none of you heard me, so I used my flint tool to start digging my way out of the hole. It was arduous work, made all the more difficult by my unrequited need for a pee. Eventually I found daylight. How long had I been gone? Days? Years?
I don't know whether it was the amount of time I had spent in the dark, or my bladder clouding my judgement, but it took me a good few minutes to realise that I had emerged underwater, and only then when I realised that I couldn't breathe. I had tunneled further than I thought! I struggled to swim upwards but my foot was caught in the mouth of a shark. As my blood left me and oxygen escaped me, I drifted out of time and space. Where every second is a lifetime of the universe.
But it was not the end.
The Valar has sent me back, until my task is done.
So... what've you guys been up to?

AFL: Not much. *Gets trodden on by sandcrab*

[lilsniffs3]

MT11: Pork? All for me?
*Eats "Pork" on a stick.
AFL: That was-
MT11: Low on fat?
AFL: No. It was-
MT11: Low on carbs?
*MT11's stomach grumbles
MT11: I feel sick.

[c0rn]

MT11: I'm gonna go throw up....
  *MT11: waddles into the depths of the forest
MT11: (girlish yelp) Eeeeeeeeeeek!
AFL: I think he's In trouble
c0rn: No Need to worry gang, I'm going in!

[lilsniffs3]

MT11: There can only be one moose around here......OSMOSE.
*Cue western battle music.
Osmose: I'm a black mage!
MT11: That's what they all say!
*Moosetroop izza chargin his lazars.
MT11: Shoop da whoop!
Battlescreen: Internet Meme, critical damage!
*Osmose throws a Pokeball at MT11
Battlescreen: Moosetroop11 caught!


LATER

Osmose: Look what I got Warxe!
*Pokeball rattles.
MT11: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
*Pokeball explodes, and Moosetroop escapes.
*MT11 throws up on c0rn.
*Moosetroop licks his lips.
AFL: That's not really-
*BITE*
*MT11 throws up again.
*C0rn flows out.
*Moosetroop stares at Lucas Irineu's Pleasent, and licks his lips again.

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: Hey!
MT11: ****. Not him again.
Everyone: *walks off*
DWMM: *looks at MT11's vomit* OOH!! Carrots!!!

[lilsniffs3]

*MT11 spots DWMM
MT11: MAH CAROTZ!
MT11: SUPER BUNNEH ATTACK!
*Glin flies down from helicopter and throws rocks at DWMM. He returns via ladder to the helicopter.
AFL: Couldn't we have gotten out of here on that helicopter?
Warxe: Or ironically take the raft on the shoreline-
MT11: -that's being used by a Sim.
*Osmose comes and throws Pokeball at MT11
*MT11 dodges and the ball hits Sandcrab.
Battlescreen: Sandcrab caught!
Battlescreen: Sandcrabs data has been added to the Pokedex!
Pokedex: A sand castle. DUH!
Battlescreen: Would you like to name your Sandcrab?
Osmose: Yes.


Later


Name: Fergie, LVL 20, She-male
Osmose: Take that Warxe!
C0rn: What'd I miss?
DWMM and MT11: CAROTZZZ!!!
Both: I'm full. BLAURGH!

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: Where are we?

lilsniffs: An island we landed on a year ago.

AFL: ...A YEAR AGO!?!?!

(Wow... I had completely forgotten about this thread.  Thanks whoever revived it. lol.  Ha, this post was made exactly ... well not to the hour... of my posting of this thread. XD)

[c0rn]

c0rn: I don't know what you guys are talking about I've been here for like a day and a half.
AFL: Yeah it seems like only a day and a Half has passed for the rest of us too
Osmose: Fergie's gonna get us out of this dump
Fergie: Fergie!!!
Osmose: NO Fergie!!!! That's a Bad Fergie!!! Those carrots are for later.

Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
(Wow... I had completely forgotten about this thread.  Thanks whoever revived it. lol.  Ha, this post was made exactly ... well not to the hour... of my posting of this thread. XD)[/B]

(It was too good to be closed)

[lilsniffs3]

Lilsniffs Head: Has anyone seen my body?
Fergie: FERGIE!
*Fergie protects Lilsniffs' body.
Lilsniffs: My cell phones in there!
Osmose: Fergie use Hydro Pump!
*Water souts out of Fergie's mouth and hits Lilsniffs' body.
*Body flies into the air
Lilsniffs: Team rocket is blasting off again!
*Helicopter comes.
All: Yay!
*Drops Lilsniffs' body.
Everyone except me: Boo.
*Head gets attached.
*I put on Ash's hat.
Lilsniffs: Tauros, GO!
*Herd of cows come to Fergie.
*Fergie takes out Uzis and shoot cows.
Lilsniffs: They're mating!
*Fergie keeps shooting at cows.
Lilsniffs: Tauros, FLAMETHROWER!
*Baby cow shoots fire from its horns.
Osmose: You know what to do Fergie!
Fergie: KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Warxe: Moosetroop, what's his power level?
MT11: IT'S OVER NINE THHOOOUUUUSSSSSAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
AFL: Deja vu........

[Phayre]

*6 pack of vanilla coke falls from sky, followed by Phayre*
Phayre: holy crap, did I just miss an epic fight scene? How disappointing. Well, *cracks open Vanilla Coke Zero* ummm.... anybody want a coke?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: ...yes.*Sits down next to Phayre* The overwhelming references to pokemon are exhausting. And I keep trying to water berries but I have no spraycan.