THE OFF TOPIC GAME

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Any other cheesy song you feel like sending me?

[fruckert]

ARKENS CROSSBOW!
WELLOWS PICKHAMMER!
UNITE AND BECOME THE BEST WEAPON THERE EVER WAS!

[Darrellito]

You're adopted, and yo' momma never loved you. She committed suicide just after giving birth to avoid spending a day with you in a more tangible form.

I win.

Oh yeah? Well, your mother.

[HobomasterXXX]

Avatar... CHANGED!!!!!!

[Bluhman]

Oh, I'll inadvertently hurt YOUR feelings.

[Roland_Deschain]

LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE SPIDER MAN!

[Archem]

Oh yeah? Well, your mother.

Thanks for the point.

[Roland_Deschain]

Speaking of points, tacks are POINTY.

[Red Fox]

Wait, no meis no score.

I see.

Here have some points and it's not shinigames it's called shitty-games.

[Roland_Deschain]

Who cares about score? This is essentially a spam topic. And I love it.

[Bluhman]

Wait, no meis no score.

I see.

Here have some points and it's not shinigames it's called shitty-games.

Yes, you get the message.

Meanwhile, the next installment of the epic!!

: Alright, enough giggling. We will fight to the death!

: Mhmm... I see it's time for some fun!!

: Hold on, I need my colleagues to fight back!

: Why would we let you get your colleagues? So that you can kill us?

: No, let me get them so that the battle is fair!

: ...And?

: For Pete sake, this is a 3-on-1 battle; how can you POSSIBLY expect me to win?!

: ...He has a point.

: And I have a point too... The point of a blade!

: Well... I have a gun!
*BRZAAAAAAAAPAH!!!!*
: Ow! You'll pay for that! Give him some lashings!

: Oh no you don't!
*CLICK*

: Wha- INFIDELS, YOU DIDN'T LOCK THE ****ING CHAINS!!!!

: We thought YOU locked them!

: That's right, we specifically ordered you to lock them up to the wall!

: Shut up, you fool! God, men are such vile, incompetent slop piles!

: .... WHAT.

: (That weirdo's a girl?)

: (Whatever. Who the **** can even tell at this point?)

: WHAT DID YOU SAY. YOU PLACE THE BLAME ON US, WHEN YOU MADE THE MISTAKE, AND THEN HAVE THE GUTS TO CALL US USELESS AND VILE!?!?!?!? DO YOU KNOW HOW UTTERLY STONE-HEADED YOU ARE!!

: Get your hands off me!!
*SMASSSSSSHIE*
: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE BETTER THAN US, HUH? YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY MEN, GET USED TO IT AND FALL IN PLACE.

: Grr... My manager will be hearing of this!
*Runs off*
: Alright... Even for evil standards, that was cruel.

: Whatevs. I try.
*BASH*
: Ow! What the-?

: Enough talk, stupid. Let's get down to business.

: Business indeed... Hah. You four are all useless and foolish whelps! We will easily cull your forces to nothing!

: That's an awfully long winded way of saying you'll cut us down.

: Oh, you'll pay for that... You'll all pay for that!! KAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

: Oh no! It's the-

: Shut the hell up; we already know what it is.

: Take cover!!

: Prepare yourselves, fools!

: - MEEEEEE HAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

: ...To hell with this waiting jive! You're going down!
*PASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*

: You nut, what are you doing!?

: Something smart?

*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!*

: UNF-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggg------......!!!

: ...

: Ah hah hah haaaa!!! Looks like we're not gonna be hearing back from you anytime soon! Remember men, rockets solve everything!

: Well, ****.

: It's over. Drop your weapon and... Please, give me time to get the wallet for your client/boss/whatever thing.

: Don't expect it to be so easy; I shall fight to the end!

: Ok, yeah, this guy IS nuts.

: For your own sake and mine, give us some time. It will make things so much easier for the both of us.

: NO!

: Ok, fine.
*SMAAAAAAAAAAASSH*

: OOOF-oh god, intestines bleeding, clouding vision, strange ringing noise in ears... I think I'm dying..... Yep. *Dies*

: ...Well, I guess this was pretty easy too.

: Whatever. Let's just drop the wallet off right here and hopefully the client and/or that weird *** girl thing will find it.

: Yes, that sounds like a reasonable idea. Let's return to base men! Our mission is complete!

: Rockin'!

: A fine battle!

: *FF Vict Theme* Doot doot doo dooooo doot dooo dooot doo dooooooooooooooo!!!

: ....

: ...What?

[lilsniffs3]

No more Grandy fanfics. Yeah, remember those? No? Screw you.

[Roland_Deschain]

But I like fish...

[Dragonium]

I'll make you a deal. Somebody work out what the current scores are, and I'll edit the first post and attempt to keep a track of things. As FG mod I should do something constructive.

[Dominicy]

My eyeeessssssssssssssss ;~;