Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[cherko]

That game was seriously awesome.

[FFL2and3rocks]

I laughed my *** off at the annoyance stages.
ARUGA! ARUGA! AAAEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUHHHHH!

[blaman]

That was something else. O_o But friggen hillarious, too.

[Shinryu82]

I do believe my ear drums (and brain cells) have been shattered from even listening and viewing the "Annoying Stages", yet I laughed so hard at it as well.

[Ratty524]

I've actually played the game, it was hell on earth. Pretty damn funny, too, I can't wait to watch the review! ^.^

[blaman]

Can I change the file requested to be reviewed? It's the same game, but I made some changes that make it easier to go through.
http://www.mediafire.com/?4iof5imgzi5
I'd appreciate it!

[zuhane]

Hahahahaha! Glad you all like it.

[Drakiyth]

Uh... after re-checking out my submitted game, I realized that I forgot to change the starting point.

So here's the fixed version. I don't think anyone saw my submission, anyways.

If you're having trouble with the game, here's a few hints:
[SPOILER]If you're having trouble with the second area, press Shift for a hint. Also make sure you talk to the priest guy after revealing the maze.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Hold Enter during the "running" segment.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Look at the vine while on the ROB map. ROB also fully heals you.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]During Crazyguy's maze: Down, Down, Up, Up. Talk to Luigi after you choose each direction.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Go to the Battle Area and fight a few battles before challenging the Final Boss. It's to the right of the town-like area.[/SPOILER]

[SPOILER]And other than the New Game + feature, there's nothing extra when you beat the final boss.[/SPOILER]

EDIT: Fixed again... realized the timer on the maze didn't work. I really should attempt to beta test these things before submitting them..

It's time to review your game dude.  I need you to upload a working file since that one timed out.

[Drakiyth]

Dude I'm about to skip your *** if you don't hurry the hell up and respond.  I got no time for this crap.

[WarxePB]

Then don't. You are clearly not in the mood to do this, so I would suggest just taking a few days off and do the next one once you're in a better frame of mind.

[Drakiyth]

Then don't. You are clearly not in the mood to do this, so I would suggest just taking a few days off and do the next one once you're in a better frame of mind.

Okay, I'll try and be a bit nicer.  Would you like your game reviewed still?  It's your turn and I need you to please upload your game since it timed out.  I'm sure you have been waiting very patiently for this and I'm sorry to everybody who has had to wait.


Also, it's been a week since the last review so another one is in order.  If I was a prick I would of already skipped you.  I'm not a prick so I want to give you a chance.

[Drakiyth]

Cherko's Space Crotch House 3000     


<3 U Cherko, this game is pure **** my friend.  Have fun with my ranting and don't take the words against you personally lol.



PART 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27dYbgaXdy4

PART 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVFSnzMQNH4

PART 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G18Tq8bRlnA

PART 4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmDdz-ITqHQ

[cherko]

I'm watching it now. I hope you finished the entire thing, I know the last boss may have had a bit too much HP, but I liked the ending I made.

...And for the record, I never play D'n'D, and I don't have any friends.

[Drakiyth]

I'm watching it now. I hope you finished the entire thing, I know the last boss may have had a bit too much HP, but I liked the ending I made.

...And for the record, I never play D'n'D, and I don't have any friends.

lol I did not finish the whole thing sorry...   I got frustrated at the guy repeating the lyrics ohhh soooo sloooowly....

[cherko]

lol I did not finish the whole thing sorry...   I got frustrated at the guy repeating the lyrics ohhh soooo sloooowly....

It's not supposed to be slow, it's supposed to be synched with the music somewhat but I guess the lag caused by whatever screen recording software you're using messes up the synchronization.