Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Drakiyth]

*thinks for a second*

Most definitely...you're absolutely hilarious to listen to...and it probably wouldn't be that much of a stretch from RPG games to GM or beyond games

If you like, I could try to throw together something in GM for a quick laugh...although it'd probably take me a little while, as I'm still working on Patchwork Engine, and that's going to take awhile

Well thanks for the compliment man     It feels good knowing people love my crazy sense of humor.   I would love to go big with this type of stuff if I could.  Review old console games or something that really sucked ***.  I would do it in my own style though so it's not like AVGN.  Making me look like some clone.

I've got to give props to the game makers though too.  You guys have made some insane games for me to review and really make this happen. 

[Dominicy]

Review old console games or something that really sucked ***.  I would do it in my own style though so it's not like AVGN.  Making me look like some clone.

We shall call you the... Vaguely Agitated Player of Dated Console Games.

:3

That or you can review old DOS games too and make that your claim of originality.

...The Confounded King's Quest Nerd.  I LOVE IT!

[ThexXtremeXx]

Im doing an FPS Creator Game.

Shitty is my middle name.

[Jacob X.]

I don't think that would be considered copying the AVGN, you both review in a different style, he skips to the main points of the game and adds in jokes and special effects (which are hilarious), and you show the whole thing from start to... wherever you stop before you go insane (which is equally hilarious). I think, to keep it in your own style though, you should only review games created by people (as you do now), not officialy liscensed games, that would be too similar.

[Drakiyth]

NADO'S GAME - PIE IS GOOD


PART 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8bMlryBNqI

PART 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8y91lIwd0I

[cherko]

You should give your videos more sensible tags so people who search for crappy game reviews will find them.

[Jacob X.]

Well, that game sucked or should I say:
loolllll woot wel datggamme sukd rotflz

[Drakiyth]

You should give your videos more sensible tags so people who search for crappy game reviews will find them.

Damn good advice buddy.  I am going to put "Crappy Game Reviews 2009" on all my game videos now. 

[Jacob X.]

Uh Drak, I don't think that's what he meant.

[blaman]

Here's the new link:
http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=80ccabc345dbcaccd2db6fb9a8902bda
If the screens starts to transition into different colours and people on screen start to run around randomly, just hit space to end it. You'll know what I'm talking about when you get there. 

EDIT: Get TehMostCraptasticGameEvah, and ingore the first file. The second one is the right one.

[Drakiyth]

Uh Drak, I don't think that's what he meant.

Wait, what?  Explain what you mean lol.  I feel blonde.

Here's the new link:
http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=80ccabc345dbcaccd2db6fb9a8902bda
If the screens starts to transition into different colours and people on screen start to run around randomly, just hit space to end it. You'll know what I'm talking about when you get there. 

EDIT: Get TehMostCraptasticGameEvah, and ingore the first file. The second one is the right one.

Okay, sounds good.

[fruckert]

Wait, what?  Explain what you mean lol.  I feel blonde.

The only tags for your vids are "RPG Maker"
Try broadening them out again, so you'll get more views beyond charas and people looking up video tutorials

[Drakiyth]

The only tags for your vids are "RPG Maker"
Try broadening them out again, so you'll get more views beyond charas and people looking up video tutorials

So instead of that, make it something like Game Reviews instead of RPG MAKER on the tags?  What would you suggest would be a good tag to get more people?  I might expand on to other forums too I don't know though..  Everybody and their momma will want me to review a game and the list will be 100 pages long.


Okay I am putting these in the tags.


Shitty games, Crappy games, WTF, LOL, Rpg Maker, Youtube Poop

[fruckert]

I was thinking more along the title of the game, RPG Maker, and Crappy Game Reviews

Don't know about the expansion, however...that'll be more of your choice

[WarxePB]

Once again, I am re-uploading my submission to this project. I added some stuff and took out others, so it should be a lot easier to finish this time around.


http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3ST89QN0 is the link.

As for tips:

[SPOILER]Press Shift during the maze to finish it quickly.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Get the vine in the area with ROB. Also note that ROB fully heals you.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Hold Enter during the first race.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Buy Miracle Potions at the shop. Also rest.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Abuse the "Chocolate Rain" skill. It reduces an enemy's stats and increases the user's.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]The Karma Cannon skill can only be used once, then it disappears. I recommend using it against the final boss.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]The middle path in the climbing area.[/SPOILER]