This thread is about nothing.

[Grandy]

And as Jim's already said, you can't hit absolute zero.

You are a quitter.

You'll never get immortal with this kind of mentality.

[Archem]

When you're in your car and you slam on the brakes and hold them on, you don't go backwards after you stop.

Have you never played GTA?

Also, this is not a post.

[Dragonium]

Have you never played GTA?

That's reverse gear you big silly. I mean in real life. Also, you should have posted that instead of beaming it into my brain.

You are a quitter.

You'll never get immortal with this kind of mentality.

You know it's physically impossible because heat can only move to somewhere colder, right?

[Grandy]

You know it's physically impossible because heat can only move to somewhere colder, right?

 Quiiiter.

[Dragonium]

Quiiiter.

Please indicate whether or not you are trolling so that I can get back to being overly serious about everything all the time.

It's impossible though. Thermodynamics. Seriously. See what I did there.

[Archem]

I smell quit.

[Emerates]

If you could control an area of space and completely stop all transference of energy within that space, you would in effect achieve the thermodynamic impossibility of absolute zero.  I'm not really sure why you would want to, but I suppose someone will probably attempt to invent the technology anyways, making the new coolest, most useless technology in the known universe.

[Archem]

But can we create absolute zero in a vacuum?

[Emerates]

Probably, if there was no energy bouncing at all.  But, really, how would you know?  Even if you did reach absolute zero, whatever you were using to measure that would more likely than not be unable to get an accurate measurement.